Ass implants are a plastic surgery procedure for those who wish to enhance the size of their posteriors.
Ass or buttock augmentation involves the surgical insertion of artificial body implants into a patient’s buttocks to create a larger, and for those who have had it done – they believe – a shapelier, and more sensuous rear end.
One of our more caustic readers commented on this in an earlier post, under what is believed to be a fictitious name, “Team Ass Implants”.
Team Ass Implants wrote:
I think Keith should get butt implants to allow himself to take more punishment but less pain in jail. Sure he will look absurd, but he already looks like an ugly, little, gnome motherfucker. And he can withstand more fucking that way. #teamassimplants
A rejoinder was offered by another individual with what seems also to be a possibly fictitious name: “Team Natural Ass”. Team Natural Ass argues persuasively against Keith getting the ass implants:
What “teamassimplants” (if that is your real name) fails to mention is: that there are some guys with giant penises out there and ass implants aren’t going to stop full penetration deep into Keith. If anything it might lead to more rape because some guys like the padding. Keep it natural Keith and learn to enjoy the fucking-over. It’s just karma and 10-12 inches getting you, bro. You may end up in the hospital now and then, but at least you are keeping it “real”. #teamnaturalass
This exchange was followed by one of our favorite and more rational commentators, “Flowers” – who like Team Natural Ass, also disagreed with Keith getting ass implants.
In any event, it raises an ethical issue which is nothing to joke about: Keith will be in danger of being raped which is a travesty regardless of how villainous the rascal is – he is still entitled to his anal privacy. He should not be coerced or manipulated into having sex, even if he did coerce and manipulate women and girls and quite possibly men and boys in his own time.