Comic relief: Songs of DOS and Keith Raniere

A gifted baby. Kieth Raniere said he could play the piano at a very early age.

 

Every cult needs musical tributes and music is the universal language which transcends cultic criticism.

One of our contributors suggested we create a songbook especially for the followers of Keith Raniere.

Brand-ied – by Barry Manilow
I’ve got Dominus under my skin – Cole Porter
Can’t get no photo redaction – Rolling Stones
All you need is Vanguard – the Beatles
With a little help from my Servitus – Beatles
Here comes Dominus, (Right down Dominus lane) – Bing Crosby
Doctor, my thighs – Jackson Browne
A Whiter Shade of Fail – Procul ‘Harem’
What the world needs now is Executive Success Programs – Burt Bacharach
I want to make Rational Inquiry with you – Bread
Ain’t no Salzman high enough (to keep me from suing you) – Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell
Didn’t I blow your trust fund this time (didn’t I?) – Delphonics
One scotch, one Seagrams, one heiress  – George Thorogood
It’s my multi-level marketing company and I’ll cry if I want to – Lesley Gore 
Fun, Fun, Fun (till the trustee takes her money away) Beachboys. 

Keith Raniere has more musical talent in his person than an entire symphony orchestra his followers say.

Keith Raniere is said to be a musical genius.

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