Rosalie Lopez: There once were four NXIVM Lassies
By Rosalie Lopez
There once were four NXIVM Lassies:
Clare, Lauren, Nancy and Kathy;
Who spent all of their days
Wrangling DOS slaves
To serve Vanguard’s most perverse Fancies.
Born into privilege and power;
Heiress Clare needn’t charge
By the hour,
But she blew through her riches
Cunt-trolling DOS bitches,
While her hired Dicks made “Enemies” cower.
Lauren had birth-rights of her own,
To ascend Mother “Prefect’s”
Reknown
And bear Vanguard’s true heir;
Mother taught her to share,
To became Vanguard’s perfect
Ass-drone.
Mother Nancy herself was no Dummy
Using mind-tricks she’d nurse
Bronfman money;
She could needle a brain
Driving slaves so insane
Even branding their besties
Was funny.
Poor Kathy just wanted to dance;
But fell hard into NXIVM’s trance,
Soon she was too old
For Vanguard’s “Sheople Fold”
Though at fleecing she still stood a chance.
Why Kathy could count in her sleep
And help catch any lost or black Sheep
In case some got slaughtered
Their wool could be bartered;
To keep any from making a peep.
There once was a fool named Raniere
Who thought he was so smart and scary
Now his scheming has failed
And he's ended up jailed
As a f*** toy for Tom, Dick, and Hairy
Now the ladies of NXIVM fame
Will all have to share in the blame
They abandoned their dreams
To help him in his schemes
Left with nothing but pennies and shame.
It doesn't look like a whole lot of fun and joy now for the master and his harpies.