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Heidi: Nxivm Christmas Songs: Judge Garaufis is Nobody’s Clown

12/17/2018  |  Frank Parlato
Heidi: Nxivm Christmas Songs: Judge Garaufis is Nobody’s Clown
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By Heidi Hutchinson

Between the mystery list and Judge Nicholas Gaurufis, I’m inspired by Pyriel’s Christmas sprites!

To the tune of Santa Clause is coming to Town:

Ohhhhhh, you better watch out,
You better recount
You better not lie
I’m telling you why
Gaurufis is nobody’s clown!

He’s making a list,
Checking it twice
Gonna find out whose got
A Nxivm Stripe
Gaurufis is nobody’s clown!

He sees you when you’re
Sneaking
He’ll know if you’re a fake
He’ll know if you’ve been had
For good
So you better be good for
Goodness sake!

Oh, you better watch out
Better recount
Better not lie
I’m telling you why
Gaurufis is nobody’s clown!

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Comments (11)

  • PyrielDecember 17, 2018
    Love it Heidi! Maybe Frank could have a competition and award the winner with a tacky satin sash😁
    • HeidiDecember 18, 2018
      I’m in but I’ll pass on the sash, thanks.

      I’ll even throw out some titles if anyone wants to go with ‘em to get a head start:

      “Joy to Vanguard” – Joy to the World

      “Deck Keith’s Balls” – Deck the Halls

      “Police Navidad” – Feliz Navidad

      “Silence Plight” – Silent Night

      “It came upon a midnight Clare” — It came upon a midnight Clear

      “We Are Vanguard’s Slaves” — We are Santa’s Elves 🧝‍♀️

      That’s all I got for now. Prize? How ‘bout front row seats at the trial?
      • TKDecember 20, 2018
        Front row seats to the trail sounds intriguing, more so if Keith decides to testify in his defense. Do they allow tomatoes or cabbages into court these days?
  • skDecember 17, 2018
    I love these tunes. They're great.
  • TKDecember 18, 2018
    well done Heidi.
  • onewomanarmyDecember 18, 2018
    Love it! between You and Pyriel there should be enough for a merry xmas ex-nx cabaret – 🙂
    • HeidiDecember 18, 2018
      Try One of your own, One! Please. I’ll post more, too, if anything quasi-clever comes to me.
  • HeidiDecember 19, 2018
    We are Vanguard’s Slaves

    To the tune of “We are Santa’s Elves” by Burl Ives:

    Ho ho ho!

    Ho ho ho!

    We are Vanguard’s Slaves

    In an Hypnotic haze

    We make “fuck toys”

    Of each girl and boy

    Oh, we are Vanguard’s Slaves!

    We work hard all day

    But we don’t get paid

    Girls we try out

    See if they cry out

    Oh, we are Vanguard’s slaves!

    We love Vanguard’s brand

    But we’re not in his command

    Allie’s our master

    She cums much faster

    Clare told Jane to say!

    Ho ho ho

    Ho ho ho

    We’re not Vanguard’s slaves!
  • HeidiDecember 19, 2018
    Little Hummer Boy

    To the tune of “Little Drummer Boy” Dedicated to Emi and Alex

    Cum they told me

    Pa rum pum pum pum

    A Genius king to see

    Pa rum pum pum pum

    Our thinnest girls we bring

    Pa rum pum pum pum

    To lay before the king

    Pa rum pum pum pum,

    Rum pum pum pum,

    Rum pum pum pum

    So to honor him

    Pa rum pum pum pum

    When we cum

    Pum pum pum pum

    Pa rum pum pum

    Pum pum pum pum

    Pa rum pum pum

    Pum pum pum pum

    Pa rum pum pum

    Pum pum pum pum pa rum

    Genius penis

    Pa rum pum pum pum

    I am a rich boy too

    Pa rum pum pum pum

    I have no girl to bring

    Pa rum pum pum pum

    That's fit to give our king

    Pa rum pum pum pum,

    Rum pum pum pum,

    Rum pum pum pum

    Shall I play for you

    Pa rum pum pum pum

    Pa rum pum pum

    Pum pum pum pum

    Nancy nodded

    Pa rum pum pum pum

    Alex and Pam kept time

    Pa rum pum pum pum

    I played my dick for him

    Pa rum pum pum pum

    I played my best for him

    Pa rum pum pum pum,

    Rum pum pum pum,

    Rum pum pum pum

    Then he smiled at me

    Pa rum pum pum pum

    Me and my cum

    Cum they told me

    Pa rum pum pum pum

    A Genius king to see

    Pa rum pum pum pum

    Me and my cum

    Me and my cum

    Me and my cum

    Me and my cum

    Rum pum pum pum
  • HeidiDecember 19, 2018
    Joy to Vanguard

    To the tune of “Joy to the World”

    Joy to the world, the Vanguard’s

    Done

    Let hell receive its King

    Let every court prepare Him

    Doom

    And Lawyers and filings bring

    And witnesses will sing

    And Billings, and Prison terms,

    End this crime ring

    Joy to the world

    Joy to the World, no Slaver reigns!

    Let slaves become employed

    Let them be freed

    From sex extortion schemes

    Repeat the sounding joy

    Repeat the sounding joy

    Repeat, repeat, the sounding joy

    Joy to the world, now we sing

    Let hell receive its king

    Joy to the world, now we sing

    Let the freed slaves voices ring

    Joy to the world

    Vanguard ruled DOS with hate and disgrace

    And made the nations prove

    The goriness of His

    wickedness

    And wonders of His greed

    And wonders of His lust

    And wonders, wonders, of disgust
  • HeidiDecember 19, 2018
    Police navidad

    Señor it’s too bad

    Que no mas puede venire

    a visitar Keith Raniere

    En Los Estado’s Unido’s felicidad

    Police Navidad

    Señora so sad

    Necessita reporta

    Que sabe de las DOS chicas pronto y todo de la verdad

    I wanna wish you a merry Christmas

    I wanna wish you a merry Christmas

    I wanna wish you a merry Christmas

    From the bottom of my heart

    We wanna wish you a merry Christmas

    We wanna wish you a merry Christmas

    We wanna wish you a merry Christmas

    From the bottom of our heart

    Police navidad

    Feliz navidad

    Prospero año y felicidad

    Feliz navidad

    Feliz navidad

    Feliz navidad

    Prospero año y felicidad

    We wanna wish you a merry Christmas

    We wanna wish you a merry Christmas

    We wanna wish you a merry Christmas

    From the bottom of our heart

    We wanna wish you a merry Christmas

    We wanna wish you a merry Christmas

    We wanna wish you a merry Christmas

    From the bottom of our heart

    Feliz navidad

    Feliz navidad

    Feliz navidad

    Prospero año y felicidad

    Feliz navidad

    Feliz navidad

    Feliz navidad

    Prospero año y felicidad

    We wanna wish you a merry Christmas

    We wanna wish you a merry Christmas

    We wanna wish you a merry Christmas

    From the bottom of our heart

    We wanna wish you a merry Christmas

    We wanna wish you a merry Christmas

    We wanna wish you a merry Christmas

    From the bottom of our heart

    Feliz navidad

    Feliz navidad

    Feliz navidad

    Prospero año y felicidad

    Songwriters: José Feliciano

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