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Can Urine Therapy Help Vanguard’s Ringworm?

07/14/2019  |  Frank Parlato
Can Urine Therapy Help Vanguard’s Ringworm?
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Keith Alan Raniere has ringworm, sources at the Metropolitan Detention Center [MDC] tell Frank Report.

At the MDC prison, where Raniere resides, it appears they are not providing him with anything other than topical cream and not the potent oral medicine he needs.

Raniere contracted ringworm of the neck, Jock’s Itch, and Tinea Pedis. His rash has spread from one part of the skin to another.  The ringworm fungi love a hairy, unclean area.

Keith Alan Raniere

Keith Alan Raniere contracted ringworm in prison, which is a highly unsanitary and unhygienic place – much like Raniere himself.

 

Ringworm fungi

Ringworm is not actually caused by a worm. It is a skin infection caused by microscopic fungal spores [see above] called dermatophytes.

Because of dermatophytes, Raniere has redness of the skin, with a rash that appears circular with a central clearing. It looks like a worm under the skin.  Outer edges of the rash are scaly, itchy and flaky.


Ringworm is contagious. It can spread from person to person upon direct contact. For this reason, people who are planning to visit Raniere at MDC should avoid kissing him on the lips or hugging when greeting him.

It is not known if Keith Alan Raniere, said to be the world’s smartest man, has created a mathematical formula to cure ringworm on his person.

Raniere has complained that his ringworm is itchy, painful and uncomfortable. The ringworm on his face is also unsightly.


While MDC continues to fail to provide necessary oral medication and Raniere continues to suffer, there may be a remedy that is readily available to Raniere.

It is urine therapy.


Over the course of many years, Raniere excelled at getting women to consume his bodily fluids for their spiritual welfare. Being arguably the world’s smartest man, and at least the world’s smartest man in prison, he might easily comprehend the purported benefits of drinking urine for his physical welfare.

Urine is said to have strengthening and curative properties.  Herbalists and Ayurvedic doctors have been known to prescribe urine therapy for health problems including ringworm.  Urine reportedly has antioxidants and nutrients, some of which, it is said, can cure deadly diseases like cancer.

According to a published report, people who drink their own urine say it is “nothing short of a miracle ‘nectar’ which equips the body with immune-strengthening properties to overcome every ailment known to man.”


Drinking early morning urine can reportedly cure the following conditions:

Sunburn

Cuts, scrapes, wounds, burns

Warts

Shingles

Varicose veins

Pimples and acne

Ringworm-Athlete’s Foot, Jock Itch

Snake bites

Baldness, alopecia

Eczema

Internal diseases- Cancer, hormonal imbalance, blood pressure problems, coughs, colds, allergies, conjunctivitis, migraines, meningitis, tuberculosis, Parkinson’s disease, VD etc.

Raniere can also use urine to treat ringworm topically: Massage the urine into the ringworm. Repeat this remedy several times a day.  For his Athlete’s foot, he should soak his feet in urine.


Keith Raniere has almost perfectly square feet. If he wants to cure athlete’s feet, he might try soaking his feet in urine.

Experts in urine therapy advise people not to look upon urine as unclean or repulsive, but to instead view it as a therapeutic elixir.

There are some who think drinking urine is indicated in the Bible [Proverbs 5:15]: “Drink water out of thine own cistern.”

The recommended dosage is 2 to 3 fluid oz daily. It is best taken in the morning on an empty stomach.

People who drink urine say it has no taste, while some say it is a bit salty.

If Raniere was explaining the taste of his own urine to some DOS slave who he ordered to drink it, I have little doubt that he would describe it as sweet as honey.

There are numerous books on the subject:





 

 


And many more.

 


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Comments (16)

  • shadowstate1958July 14, 2019
    I would think that this topic is right up Pea Onyu's alley.
  • SnorlaxJuly 14, 2019
    I was going to make some sort of joke here, but instead will steal a line from Bono…Well tonight, thank God its them instead of you.”
    • AnonymousJuly 14, 2019
      Hahaha is that not from 'Feed The World'? and what with Sir Bob popping up in the comments – great laugh!!
  • Yolanda CortezJuly 14, 2019
    Urine therapy works and is something Vanguard prescribed. We were occasionally permitted to drink his flow. And we received both spiritual and physical advantages. It so so like this site to make the good evil and the evil good
    • shadowstate1958July 14, 2019
      “Yolanda Cortez

      July 14, 2019 at 9:31 am

      Urine therapy works and is something Vanguard prescribed. We were occasionally permitted to drink his flow.”

      Yolanda,

      Is that how Pea Onyu got her name?
  • niceguyJuly 14, 2019
    Frank,

    Urine is fairly sterile when it leaves the body.

    Thanks for the laugh!

    ****

    You almost out did yourself!

    The “Kreuk…..SultanOfSix….Jim Carey….Canada….from the North….Worthy of consideration.”, that you wrote is by far the funniest thing I have read in my life.

    I mean it! That one article left me laughing for about 10 mins solid.

    Have a great weekend!
    • Scott JohnsonJuly 14, 2019
      You're easy to keep entertained. All you have to do is say that you'll come on my radio show and then chicken out.
      • niceguyJuly 15, 2019
        Scott,

        It's called a podcast!!!!

        Get with the times!!!!

        Your show is digitized uploaded and then downloaded via the internet.

        A radio show is broadcast via radio waves.
        • Scott JohnsonJuly 15, 2019
          The guy running it calls it a radio show, that's why I refer to it as a radio show. Regardless, you chickened out from being on it. LOL
  • Shivani33July 14, 2019
    There's one question here, Mr. Parlato. If a fellow has ringworm, what about his piss? One cannot merely make the assumption that a fellow with ringworm has clean pee. Would his urine not contain the dreadful ringworm virus, too? After all, that is the liquid waste from within his own body.

    It seems that the more reasonable, safe course of treatment for Keith Raniere's ringworm might be for him to drink urine from other sources. Even though it is a lot to ask, and we hear that Keith is not popular, perhaps the other inmates will be of assistance.

    Keith could drink right from the source, unimpeded. Diplomatically speaking, it might be best if the helpful inmates go with the idea that if Raniere's mouth is open, he's thirsty. It will save him the embarrassment of needing to ask for piss.

    I hear that Clare Bronfman is arranging to have a lovely sippy-cup delivered to her Vanguard, in case he gets thirsty after bedtime.
    • Thor RaniereJuly 14, 2019
      A lot more diplomatically than I would have put it.
  • SnorlaxJuly 15, 2019
    It puts the lotion on its skin,

    Or else it gets the hose agsin..
  • niceguyJuly 15, 2019
    Urine….

    It's not just for breakfast anymore!
  • niceguyJuly 15, 2019
    Off Topic: Raniere's Money

    Does anyone know where Raniere's millions are?

    Keith Raniere, Nancy Salzman, and Kathy Russel might know.

    There is one other individual I can think of but my comment will not be published if I mention the persons name or allude to their gender.

    I never posted anything nasty about the individual in question.

    Who has not been indicted and tried from Keith's inner circle?

    It's a multi-million dollar mystery!

    If Raniere decides that the individuals helping him hide his money have betrayed his trust down the road he may just rat them out.

    To who it may concern,

    Don't spend a dime until Raniere's demise or you may be very sorry!!!
    • PaulJuly 16, 2019
      Nancy will know. She is obsessed with money, and thinks about nothing else.
  • PaulJuly 16, 2019
    How much did it cost to inhale the smoke of his hair and toenail clippings being burned, and what were the benefits?

    Yes, that's a stupid question, but is it stupid enough?

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