MK10Art's splendid Keith Raniere - let the jury decide!

Vanguard Has Become the Laughingstock of MDC

Keith Raniere always wanted to be respected and admired.

That’s one of the reasons why he made up all the totally bullshit claims about his abilities, powers, and skills.

East Coast judo champion.

For years Keith Alan Raniere claimed he was the East Coast Judo Champion – until Frank Report discovered it was merely an exhibition for children and all he did was compete with a youngster about age 12. [There were literally hundreds of $2 ribbons handed out to children who competed – with the words ‘East Coast Judo Champion”. [Who would put that on their resume?]

Concert pianist.

He played concert-level perversion at the age of 57. [Not a real photo.]
Record-tying sprinter.

Keith Raniere said he tied the New York State record for the 100-yard dash. [not a real photo]
Mathematical wizard.

World’s smartest man.

Presently lives in Brooklyn New York, formerly lived in Clifton Park.

Well, now he can add one more line to that incredible 18-page resume: Biggest Buffoon in the Metropolitan Detention Center.

*****

It’s been a tough week for The Vanguard.

First, he had to sit stoically at the defense table listening to AUSA Tanya Hajjar and FBI Special Agent Meagan Rees reading his back-and-forth texts with Cami, the woman that he started having sex with when she was 15.

Along the way, he learned that Cami preferred the “taste, consistency, quantity and intensity” of Robbie Chiappone’s semen over his.

Then when he told Cami that his penis was longer than Robbie’s when both were fully erect, she responded by noting that “You haven’t been at your fullest in a long time”.

OUCH!

Even I felt a little sorry for him when I read that passage in the transcript.

But I got over it in about 30 seconds – which is apparently a little longer than The Vanguard lasts these days.

*****

Next, Raniere had to endure an entire courtroom bursting into laughter when Nicole No-Last-Name was asked what she thought when she was told by several of his minions that he was the world’s smartest man.

Her response: “It sounded like bullshit to me”.

Another OUCH – although not nearly as bad as the one inflicted by Cami.

*****

Unfortunately for Raniere, his humiliation does not end when Judge Nicholas G. Garaufis gavels the trial to a close for the day.

Nope . . . He still has to ride back to MDC with two guards.

Two guards who have been paying close attention to the trial – and who have now given him a new nickname: “Salty-Sweet”.

Two guards who are tired of listening to his never-ending explanations of why he’s an innocent man—and who have told him more than once to “Just shut the fuck up”.

*****

Eventually, he gets back to wherever he’s being housed at MDC for the night – where he’s confronted by fellow inmates who have been following the trial through the New York Post (Three copies of the newspaper are delivered to each unit every day: one for the Black prisoners, one for the White prisoners, and one for the Spanish prisoners).

The inmates, of course, make the teasing from the guards seem like child’s play.

Some mock him.

Some confront him.

But none of them respect him or admire him.

And none of them give a shit about his latest explanation that DOS was something that Allison Mack and Lauren Salzman concocted – and that he just went along with it to please them.

*****

Not an actual photo of Keith Alan Raniere being returned to his prison cell.

The trial is taking its toll on Raniere.

He’s not sleeping well – and he’s hardly eating.

And he’s starting to look forlorn every day that he has to return to the courthouse.

And although he still wants to explain to anyone who will listen why Marc Agnifilo is such a shitty lawyer – and why he doesn’t trust any of his attorneys – no one will listen to him anymore.

They just shake their heads and walk away whenever he starts talking.

We’re definitely not in NXIVM-land anymore, Toto.

*****

Raniere is becoming increasingly gloomy – and is no longer claiming that he’s going to be getting out as soon as this trial is over.

And he’s increasingly blaming the women that turned against him for his problems – especially Allison and Lauren.

Soon, it will be time for him to blame Marc Agnifilo for his conviction.

And then it will be time for him to go away . . .forever.

*****

One final note from within the high walls of MDC . . .

Raniere has become “super-comfortable” going through the totally degrading process of being strip-searched twice a day.

Unlike the vast majority of inmates who find the process demeaning and de-humanizing, Raniere now seems to relish the process – and is smiley and buoyant every time he goes through it.

Ya gotta wonder what that’s all about . . .

*****

Night, night, Keithy . . . don’t let the bedbugs bite.

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K.R. Claviger

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  • American paradise
    three paperS given
    black,white,a Spanish
    a binary
    Only in America
    the norm is not Abnormal
    so bloody colouRific
    not reach that point here
    colourific news gathering
    of creed.

  • Krclaviger,

    After reading Dani’s and Nicole’s testimony, I greatly enjoyed reading your latest MDC update.

    There is quite the dichotomy between the reception Bernie Madoff received at the MCC jail in Manhattan and the reception Keith Raniere is receiving currently at the MDC.

    I guess that is what happens when you sexually assault and rape 15 years old girls.

    I am glad Keith Raniere is receiving everything he deserves.

  • Bangkookery seems a very frustrated human being. Although of well above average intelligence, s/he, most likely a ‘he’, looks for the minutest excuse to shove his cock with hurricane-like fury into the mouth of anyone posting any article on FrankReport. So strange…

    • Alex,

      Bangkok alter ego is Venom from the Spider-Man comic books.

      When Bangkok is not posting on the Frankreport he can be found playing Second Life™ with the other 9 remaining players left in the world. 🙁

    • hello hello you just notice the whole lot is this way

      lower IQ seeking Wisdom
      got taken by Keith the greatest
      they all come here to Gripe
      ten years ago
      they would sell daughter
      to be in vanguard sweet smell of patchouli

      kabbalah, kabalarias,
      Rajneesh sanyassin
      role into one big
      kibbutz blanket

      all they had to do
      head over to scientology
      do intelligence test
      be less
      they wanted porgy
      porgy caligula

      satanic evettes
      fall for Goy of vanguard

      they all walk free back to kibbutz
      THE GREAT VAN
      SLIDE DOWN .

      LET ME TELL U ABOUT THEM
      KABALARIANS
      THIS GIRL I KNOW
      SHE WAS THE KITTEN LITTLE PRICE

      THIS WHOLE ADVENTURE
      KABALARIANS INNER GUIDE WHAT VANGUARD WAS PLAYIN WITH

  • Good article Claviger.

    With regard to your claim that Keith ‘enjoys’ being strip searched, that’s simply untrue and you’re misinterpreting his behavior.

    Keith is simply pretending or feigning enjoyment for 2 purposes:

    1) So the guards don’t realize just how ‘degraded’ and ‘humiliated’ he is when they do that to him every day.

    2) So he himself doesn’t feel as ‘degraded’ and ‘worthless’ when the guards are ravaging his private areas.

    If he pretends that he enjoys it, he can avoid some of the feelings of ‘violation’ that accompany being strip searched.

    It’s akin to how some date rape victims will convince themseles (in their own minds) that they weren’t raped and even seek out the company of the rapist as a friend afterward —- because it allows them to deny that they’ve been violated and helps them to cope with the mental anguish of being physically violated. It’s a coping mechanism.

    The fact that you think Keith REALLY enjoys it shows that you’re a RETARD and are not a person with a higher IQ.

    I’m guessing that you BARELY passed the BAR exam and likely went to the Brooklyn Academy of Law (where My Cousin Vinny attended). Was six times a charm for you too?

    • Nope. Bangcock is wrong. Keith always was fascinated with, and loved talking about “anal probes”. He just did not like ASKING for them.

      • Now, nobody will be touching Vanguard’s junk(privates) except prison guards and inmates until the day he dies.

    • what I mean
      they all lonesome
      warriors
      cant even see the
      innuendos of nothing
      Righteous Pilot
      in full drive Mode

      bang bang boy
      knows all human elements

      bang bang takes clothes
      off ….SAUNA
      AT ROY CLARK DUDE RANCH

      IN THE DARK,yes in the dark,he so perturbed by the scene HE is

      MY GOD
      SO MANY,SO MANY
      I MUST SERVICE
      my duty to serve you all

      DID YOU KNOW I ONCE WENT TO WALK IN CLINIC

      MAYBE I GOT SOMETHING MOMENT
      better to safe,Than sorry
      I GOT DARK MASTIFF
      SO HARD
      BEFORE EVA CUP MASTIFF IN HAND
      DID FULL inspection
      I HAD NOTHING

      TEN YEARS LATER
      ME DATING THIS GIRL.ON THE DRIVE
      (PINE CLINIC) NAME OF THE PLACE..
      ANYHOW BANG BANG COQUE
      WENT BY HER HAUS OF
      BRAUN(over head)
      to my suprise
      nurse EVA is her MOM
      I Think we met before
      bel cafe perhaps

      bang bang can you please
      give feedback who I AM

  • I think the OUCH inflicted by Nicole (Raniere isn’t that smart) could be more damaging than Cami’s (Raniere semen isn’t as sweet as another guy’s), because the courtroom burst out in laughter, which means all those on the jury know their fellow jurors agree with them without having to break the rules of discussing the case AND the entire courtroom, which is the jury’s measure of society at-large for the timeframe of the trial, is also in agreement. Neither one of these issue is illegal, but the “ick factor” has been solidified from an individual and group perspective.

    • Totally agree w your take on this. It is a way for the jurors to know that everyone in the courtroom and on the jury thinks it is a bunch of bullshit!

    • what ever all you semen drinkers

      my god
      this twink had my wood
      few weeks back
      told me it taste like heaven
      organic honey from salt spring,saskbeery,
      jasmine rice buttery
      mandarin, soft virgin xoxcoconut,

      dont get me wrong twink
      on my straight
      wood of pleasure
      dark mastiff was overdue
      he savoured that sweet over flow on pretty lips

      he wanted more more
      gross me out
      to be so young
      and want bucket Load
      doe make me gay or bi
      again I do like my woman
      who probe back😉😉🍆

      like IT,but to love it, Is WRONG
      leave that to the ladie TAPPERS
      icky icky dont tell that to
      twink Joy Drops of shaughnessy

  • He should have pleaded guilty to avoid the big fuss. Then he could have shouted his innocence and some would have believed him. And from prison he could have sent beautiful messages about ethics.

  • Are these accounts from inside the jail real or imagined by the author? Most journalists would at least cite “unnamed sources from within the jail,” or something like that.

    • All the MDC updates are based on information provided by a variety of unnamed sources (Different updates come from different people). Unfortunately, a good deal of the information that we receive has to be left unpublished in order to protect those same sources.

        • what so horrible n horrific keisha stein

          see why you all seek vanguard wisdom coque
          all lies

          the kibbutz girls
          wanna demean
          his manhood
          of joydrops
          cum on
          must love it
          to stay that long

          me give mastiff
          sample
          I dont travel

    • go have some ovaltine
      my god
      half your daily is heresay
      of heresy
      did you verify by third party
      lawyers
      assumption
      of high tower defendant
      stuff gets out
      I once did
      two fragmented drag queen in kanadien jail
      not blood lust American jail.

      black, white, mixed binary
      lol. 3some as ONe

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