Pt. 2: Ass Implants? More photo-shopped images to help Keith make important decision

A lively debate is ongoing as to whether Keith Raniere should have ass implants prior to entering prison.  I offered to help out when one of our commentators, Flowers, was kind enough to offer her suggestion that I create photo-shopped images of Keith with ass implants to help Keith make up his mind.

I did not know how my effort helped Keith but Flowers commented that my work helped her.

She wrote:

Oh. yes, Frank, those pictures are definitely helping to sway my opinion towards Keith getting the implants. Of course it’s up to Keith to make the final decision after consulting with his surgeon, but I really think implants of the size shown in those photos, would do the job that Keith requires..
I can’t see any inmate, no matter how “large”, being able to get past those giant buttocks. That baby got back…

I was greatly encouraged by Flowers’ comment, but I noted also that, while it was helping sway her opinion, she had not definitely made up her mind that Keith should have ass implants.

Did she need more images to make her mind? If so, then it stands to reason Keith would need more images too. It is not a decision that one makes lightly.

In the interest of helping her, and others – and maybe Keith himself – make that final decision as to whether to have ass implants  – prior to entering prison – where there is concern he may be anally ravished – I am submitting a few more photoshopped images.

Some comments on Frank Report were made to the effect that Keith moved to have videos removed from the Frank Report You Tube Channel because of posts on ass implants.

I want to clarify these are not actual photos.

Either way, it is a hairy situation: You are facing prison and you don’t know whether you will be penetrated from the rear by coercive prisoners or maybe guards. What do you do?

There are some who say Keith should not mess with perfection and, therefore, not get ass implants.

 

Without ass implants Keith may be at the mercy of dominus prisoners who might want him to be their obsequious sororia.

 

Without ass implants Keith will have to rely on his judo skills to throw this bully around the cell if he wants to avoid being anally victimized, but since there are no ultimate victims, he has nothing to worry about.

 

Without ass implants, Keith may have to use that ole Vanguard charm and find a prisoner cut from the same cloth of the men of the Society of Protectors to protect him.

 

On the other hand, a simple $5,000 operation will make Keith the dancing queen of Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn or anywhere else the feds care to place him.

 

I wish to dispense with any more humor on this topic. Rape is rape – whether it occurs in prison or in a home in Knox Woods in Clifton Park. It is nothing to laugh about and perpetrators must be punished.

 

Ass implants might make Keith as successful on the inside as he was on the outside. He was Vanguard outside, he could be Rearguard on the inside.

 

With or without ass implants, if Keith says “no thank you”, he must not experience coercive anal perturbations. Politically correct members of our readers will agree that just because Keith might relax in his prison cell, he did not “deserve it.” No more than a woman who dresses in a provocative way deserves to be raped.  Remember, as Vanguard taught, when a man says, ‘yes,’ he means,  ‘yes.’ When he says, ‘maybe’, he means, ‘ yes.’ And, when he says, ‘no,’ he means, ‘maybe. But I don’t want to be anal about it.’

 

 

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Flowers
Flowers
6 years ago

Are all those pictures photoshopped? That one that shows all his body hair seems rather realistic, I think. At least that’s how i imagine he would look shirtless… I wonder if horny inmates would prefer smooth skin, or is furry more popular? Should Keith also consider electrolysis vs waxing options?

Monte Blu
Monte Blu
6 years ago

This is sick. The writer is sick. The readers are sick. Anyone who laughs and you know who you are is sick. Prison rape is not funny. Rape is never funny. Keith can handle himself in prison or anywhere in the world. I am calling for a boycott of Frank Report. Please join me and stop reading this blog until Keith is vindicated.

ME
ME
6 years ago
Reply to  Monte Blu

I’m inclined to agree. Does Frank Report want to be taken seriously or not? This is not the work of a legitimate writer. I think this site has jumped the shark.

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Frank Parlato is an investigative journalist.

His work has been cited in hundreds of news outlets, like The New York Times, The Daily Mail, VICE News, CBS News, Fox News, New York Post, New York Daily News, Oxygen, Rolling Stone, People Magazine, The Sun, The Times of London, CBS Inside Edition, among many others in all five continents.

His work to expose and take down NXIVM is featured in books like “Captive” by Catherine Oxenberg, “Scarred” by Sarah Edmonson, “The Program” by Toni Natalie, and “NXIVM. La Secta Que Sedujo al Poder en México” by Juan Alberto Vasquez.

Parlato has been prominently featured on HBO’s docuseries “The Vow” and was the lead investigator and coordinating producer for Investigation Discovery’s “The Lost Women of NXIVM.” Parlato was also credited in the Starz docuseries "Seduced" for saving 'slave' women from being branded and escaping the sex-slave cult known as DOS.

Additionally, Parlato’s coverage of the group OneTaste, starting in 2018, helped spark an FBI investigation, which led to indictments of two of its leaders in 2023.

Parlato appeared on the Nancy Grace Show, Beyond the Headlines with Gretchen Carlson, Dr. Oz, American Greed, Dateline NBC, and NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt, where Parlato conducted the first-ever interview with Keith Raniere after his arrest. This was ironic, as many credit Parlato as one of the primary architects of his arrest and the cratering of the cult he founded.

Parlato is a consulting producer and appears in TNT's The Heiress and the Sex Cult, which premiered on May 22, 2022. Most recently, he consulted and appeared on Tubi's "Branded and Brainwashed: Inside NXIVM," which aired January, 2023.

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