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Poem by Cynthia Hunter: Vanguard Man

09/17/2018  |  Frank Parlato
Poem by Cynthia Hunter: Vanguard Man
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By Cynthia Hunter

Legatus packed my bag last night, pre-arrest
Zero hour, nine a.m.
And I’m gonna be shackled
As El Chapo by then

I miss Clifton Park so much
I miss my slaves
It’s lonely here in jail
On such a timeless sentence

And I think it’s gonna be a long, long, time
‘Til probation brings me ’round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am in jail
Ah, no no no…
I’m Vanguard,
A Vanguard Man
Burnin’ out my sentence
in here alone

Jail ain’t the kind of place
To raise avatar kids
In fact, it’s cold and dim as hell
And there was no desire to raise them anyway
until I got arrested, then I said I did

And all my patent pending technology
they don’t understand
It’s just my job to walk and problem solve
90 miles a week
The Vanguard,
A Vanguard Man

And I think it’s gonna be a long, long, time
‘Til probation brings me ’round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am in jail
Ah, no no no…

I’m a Vanguard
A Vanguard Man
Burnin’ out my life sentence
in jail, all alone

 

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Comments (27)

  • Pea OnyuSeptember 17, 2018
    This is not funny
    • AnonymousSeptember 17, 2018
      You're ugly.
      • Pea OnyuSeptember 17, 2018
        No I’m not. I’m beautiful inside and out.
        • AnonymousSeptember 17, 2018
          Rate yourself from 1-10. Be honest. Lying is an ethical breach.
          • Pea OnyuSeptember 17, 2018
            I think most men would rate me 9-10 physically. Let’s put it this way. I can walk in a room and every man will notice me and I can get any single man. But I am loyal to my spiritual mentor and master Vanguard
          • shadowstate1958September 17, 2018
            Pea:

            While your Vanguard is mentoring to some of his 100 other girl friends, what do you do for sexual gratification?

            Do you engage in lesbian affairs like 95 per cent of the other women in DOS?

            Why don't you admit that DOS has degenerated into a sex cult for lesbian women?
        • AnonymousSeptember 17, 2018
          How sensitive is your clitoris?
    • shadowstate1958September 17, 2018
      Pea, It's Hilarious!

      Lighten Up.
    • shadowstate1958September 17, 2018
      Pea:

      How is your loving spouse Allison doing?

      I know you're in touch with her and I know how it's done.
      • AnonymousSeptember 17, 2018
        Are you still stalking Allison Mack?
        • shadowstate1958September 17, 2018
          Wait until you see what the FBI digs up on dear sweet Allison.
      • AnonymousSeptember 17, 2018
        Are YOU still stalking Ally Wack was the question.
        • shadowstate1958September 17, 2018
          Your loaded question is the equivalent of asking a man if he stopped beating his wife.

          Either way he answer is an admission that at one time or other he has beaten his wife.

          It's the typical mind game of a NXIVM troll.

          I haven't been in New York or California in years and I have never been to Vancouver or Albany.

          So Allison and her Vanguard-given Herpes are all yours.

          But first you'll have to steal Allison away from Nicki Clyne.

          And no sane court would say that researching something or someone on the internet is “stalking.”
  • AnonymousSeptember 17, 2018
    Rocket man based- hillarious.
  • F.D.C. WillardSeptember 17, 2018
    How is Vanguards success rate compared to the Vanguard rocket? He has to beat 3/11.
  • NatashkaSeptember 17, 2018
    Ha ha. I love this. Now the artist (MK?) needs to do a cartoon that can accompany this new version
  • AnonymousSeptember 17, 2018
    On his blog, John Tigue said his source(s) told him Tiny Keith took viagra for his teenie weenie.
  • Pea OnyuSeptember 17, 2018
    I think it is high time Shadow State stops implying who I am. Everyone’s identity is protected here who wishes to be anonymous. Even his. So I believe he should stop trying to suggest who I am.
    • AnonymousSeptember 17, 2018
      Are you Nicki Clyne? That would be fucking hilarious.
      • shadowstate1958September 17, 2018
        Pea doesn't have much of a sense of humor so she must be the failed stand up comedian Nicki Clyne.
    • AnonymousSeptember 17, 2018
      You didn't answer the question Nicki or what ever you're name is… do you have a sensitive clitoris?
      • Pea OnyuSeptember 17, 2018
        This is no question to as a sophisticated married woman.
        • AnonymousSeptember 18, 2018
          Fine, something less personal… have you ever done anal?
        • shadowstate1958September 18, 2018
          “This is no question to as a sophisticated married woman.” Pea Onyu

          Isn't Nicki Clyne a sophisticated married woman?

          She's married to Allison Mack and nothing is more sophisticated nowadays than a lesbian marriage.
    • shadowstate1958September 17, 2018
      It's only politeness to ask how the other person's spouse is.

      I always try to be polite.

      I noticed that you were very quick to deny being Lauren Salzman.

      And since you've said that there was nothing wrong with the DOS, or as it is also called The Vow, you should serve as an Out and Proud spokeswoman for this female empowerment group.

      Like all men I want empowered females who enjoy their sexuality as women.

      BTW Friday is my Birthday or Shadow State Day.

      Will you wish me a Happy Birthday like you do with the Vanguard?

      You know.

      A twelve day long Shadow State Day party.
  • orangecountydreams - OCDSeptember 18, 2018
    My partner is a musician and songwriter. If we record it, can we post it here?
    • Frank ParlatoSeptember 18, 2018
      Yes you certainly can

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