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Nice Guy: Keith has become a true renunciate – now that he’s in jail

01/26/2019  |  Frank Parlato
Nice Guy: Keith has become a true renunciate – now that he’s in jail
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By Nice Guy

Frank you forgot to mention a few things in your post – The world of Keith Raniere, now and then: 10 months in jail for the Vanguard today! about our favorite renunciate Kieth:

1. Federal prison rules bar masturbation or other forms of self sexual gratification. Poor Kieth once had many sexual partners now he is not even allowed touch himself. Kieth no longer suffers from the vice of sex.

2. Prisoners are given a uniform and exchange it for another laundered used uniform weekly. He does not technically possess any true personal clothing, prison issued or otherwise. Kieth has no true clothing of his own now.

3. The toilet and sink in his Rat cage cell are so close together that his urine probably splashes on the sink at times. Perhaps he now sits when he pees. Kieth must pee like a woman and be fully emasculated and metaphorically castrated.

4. Kieth must share his commissary with other inmates or have money put on the commissary accounts of other inmates. The prison extortion rackets exist even in federal prison solitary confinement. Why do think Kieth was actually head butted? Seriously.

Kieth now must share with his fellow man.

Oddly enough, sending Kieth Raniere to jail has enabled Kieth to become a true renunciate in every way for the last 10 months.

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Comments (9)

  • Prison rules probably prohibit anal sex as well. We know that rule is broken with regularity, both voluntarily and otherwise.
  • AnonymousJanuary 27, 2019
    Fresh, clean prison uniforms just appear!
  • HeidiJanuary 27, 2019
    ROFLMAO! Nice laugh, niceguy! Tell your wife you might get some clients for her on here plus a stand-up gig! Btw, “Keith” is spelled e before i, otherwise perfect grammar too.
  • Leon FestingerJanuary 27, 2019
    You have a way with words and imagery niceguy. Well done.
  • NoisyMouseJanuary 27, 2019
    Irony!
  • NoisyMouseJanuary 27, 2019
    Keith has a Secure Compound now, he just can't leave.

    He has armed guards. A staff that cooks for him. Exciting exercise. Unexpected visits from colleagues, daily fight club challenges, free electricity, air, and heat.

    A real library. Health care. Willing sexual partners. No blackmail needed.

    Sheesh! He finally obtained everything his heart desires.
  • niceguyJanuary 27, 2019
    Thanks for the friendly words everyone.
  • AnonymousJanuary 29, 2019
    For Keith, all forms of extortion and blackmail have been his main occupations for decades,

    among many other crimes. Unfortunately, these forms of crimes are not patentable and not

    invented by him. So Keith unfortunately has to accept that others do it the same way or better

    than himself. Everyone as he can, but his prison comrades are the one who can do better.

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