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Lauren Salzman’s House Is Not a Home

03/22/2018  |  Frank Parlato
Lauren Salzman’s House Is Not a Home
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Lauren Salzman’s house like Vanguard’s remains empty. Where are they? Are they together? Did he make her an avatar baby?

Frank Report normally does not publish poetry but we received this beautiful submission from a reader.

A chair is still a chair, even when there’s no one sittin’ there
But a chair is not a house and a house is not a home
When there’s no one there to hold you tight
And no one there you can [mind]fuck goodnight

A room is a still a room, even when there’s nothin’ there but gloom
But a room is not a house and a house is not a home
When the two of us are far apart
And Lauren has a broken heart

 

Now and then I call Vanguard’s name
And suddenly his face appears
But it’s just a crazy game
When it ends, it ends in prison

 

Vanguard have a heart, don’t let one branding on my vagina keep us apart
I’m not meant to live alone, turn this house into a home
When I climb the stairs and turn the key
Oh, please be there, and impregnate me




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Comments (4)

  • Who said it, Raniere or Rajneesh: "Life is a mirror, it reflects your face. Be friendly, and all of life will reflect friendliness."March 22, 2018
    While Lauren Salzman waits for her avatar baby, and waits and waits, she has plenty of time to educate herself about other human potential sex cults!

    Like the one led by the Rolls Royce guru documented in a six-part series on Netflix called Wild Wild Country. The hypnotizing sex guru owned 93 Rolls Royces (while his followers grew poor) and believed he was going to change the world. Instead he was arrested (for conspiracy to violate immigration laws including marriage fraud), the same outcome that will befall Keith Raniere.

    p.s. The quote comes from Rajneesh. Raniere's version is more clunky and pretentious: “When we smile, the world smiles with us: each experience of joy is an experience of joy for all people and a victory for human kind.”
  • Darth VanDouche - Chicken ShitMarch 23, 2018
    LOL. Scam artists copying other scam artists. How unoriginal can you get?
  • You think Michelle Salzman will be a bridezilla?March 24, 2018
  • AnonymousMay 29, 2018
    That's a Luther Vandross song!!!

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