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Branson repopens Necker Island

11/26/2018  |  Frank Parlato
Branson repopens Necker Island
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By Evonne Brossard

Foreign Correspondent

Your intrepid reporter here today, this is Evonne Brossard wishing you a fantastic Holiday season.  Are you a budding cult member? Need a remote Caribbean island to lay down your plans? Want to feel warm trade winds blowing through your hair? And as Kristin Kook says with, “More blowing going on tonight, tee hee.”

Well, I have the place for you. Richard Branson has just announced that his Cult Hideaway is open and ready for business! Check out the renovations below:

Necker IslandNecker Island

Overhead view of Cult Paradise, aka ‘Naked Island’…ummm…I mean Necker Island. Plenty of space to conduct initiations, vagina branding, sleep deprivation, and medical experiments. Oh my!

 

necker 1Open air is the way of life on Necker Island.

Inside view of the newly renovated common areas. Perfect to observe and conduct human fright experiments.

necker 5By day, if you're not in an intensive learning about the suicide module or how to spot a Luciferian [hint - he does not believe in the Vanguard] you can relax and soak up some warm tropical sun.

 

necker 3One of the best climates in the world - except when hurricanes come. Warm by day and night - often with highs in the 80s and lows in the 70s.

 

 

 

necker 4The nights are special with warm tropical breezes and plenty of good food and expensive libations on hand.

Want to wine and dine airhead heiresses? You can do that here also! Impress clueless imbeciles with way too much money to spend and no common sense. Our facility encourages this!

 

 

 

 

The rooms are fit for a queen or a king as the case may be.The rooms are fit for a queen or a king as the case may be.

With a bed fit for a Vanguard.

 

Rates start at $50,000 per night. Can host up to 40 people.

 

While the glory days of Necker Island –

Kristin Kreuk and Allison Mack on Necker Island in 2010 at a secretive Nxivm gathering.Kristin Kreuk and Allison Mack on Necker Island in 2010 at a secretive Nxivm gathering.

Kristin Kreuk and Allison Mack on Necker Island.

 

Lama Tenzin at Necker Island with Allison Mack.Lama Tenzin at Necker Island with Allison Mack.

 

Allison Mack, Kristin Kreuk and Sara Bronfman at Necker Island.Allison Mack, Kristin Kreuk and Sara Bronfman at Necker Island.

It was reported by John Tighe that there was a lot of planning for NXIVM finances in 2010 at Necker Island. I can hear Nancy Salzman addressing the NXIVM contingent at Necker Island “My friends, it is indeed a financial pleasure to have so many of ya resemble here on this auspicious occasion…”

But that was the past and with Salzman indicted, new leadership is needed.

As for Necker Island, for more info, please call 1-800-GET-AWAY. If that number is busy, try 1-800-CRM-PAYS. See you soon!

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Comments (8)

  • Tee hee!November 26, 2018
    Kristin Kook and Ally Wack were on Necker Island with other top NXIVM people. Of course they knew about money laundering plans exposed by John Tigue. Of course they knew that they were both named in Joe O’Hara’s lawsuit as likely future defendants – and why. Of course they knew they were both named in the Albany Times Union expose that exposed Keith Raniere as a raper of little girls. Tee hee!

    What useless pricks the mainstream press are. Do your damn jobs. Tee hee!
    • AnneNovember 26, 2018
      I imagine the cult counted on the same thing Hillary Clinton does. There is very little true news anymore. What used to be an impartial reporting of life, politics and true stories about people is nothing more than paid political advertising, unfortunately liberals you make it easy for illegal activities to slip by the press as there is no accountability for false news it's easy to convince people that true stories are false. And where do Hollywood stars get the idea that we want their political opinions?

      The real truth may come out at trial.
      • LaLaLadNovember 27, 2018
        Anne said: “liberals make it easy for illegal activities to slip by the press as there is no accountability for false news, it’s easy to convince people that true stories are false.”

        If you are saying the “liberal” press should try harder to point out the president's lies (over 6,000 so far) then I agree with you.

        If you meant something else…I'm confused.
      • orangecountydreams - OCDNovember 28, 2018
        Amen, Anne. Objective investigative journalism and pure reporting are a thing of the past – no matter “which” side you're on. (Are there really only TWO sides? Count me out.)
  • HeidiNovember 26, 2018
    Nice, Evonne! (Hey, spelled your name right this time.) You’re very funny. Keep ‘em coming, please.
  • AnonymousNovember 26, 2018
    And as Kristin Kook says with, “More blowing going on tonight, tee hee.”

    Nicki Clyne said that at Acapella Innovations, not on Necker Island. It was a joke that referenced song lyrics of one of the bands who was there. Kristin just laughed along with half of the audience. It was probably the first time Nicki thought she had a chance at comedy. Also, her name is Kristin KREUK. Learn how to spell her name Evonne BrASSard.
  • StuartNovember 26, 2018
    I'd bet Branson really regrets renting the island out to nxivm. Nothing but bad publicity for him from it. He'll probably take a closer look at groups renting his joint out in the future.
  • Scott Johnson (@ScottTexJohnson)November 27, 2018
    Were the original facilities blown away in a hurricane, or did it take that long the fumigate the place to rid it of the germs brought by NXIVM participants?

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