By Marie White
Government, Everywhere
The Dutch government just issued important sex guidance for single people.
The National Institute for Public Health and the Environment (RIVM) says singletons should come to an arrangement with only one other person, if possible.
But, brilliantly they add – avoid sex if one of them has coronavirus!
The Netherlands has been in an “intelligent lockdown” since March 23.
On May 14, the RIVM advised, “Meet with the same person to have physical or sexual contact (for example, a cuddle buddy or sex buddy), provided you are free of illness.
“Make good arrangements with this person about how many other people you both see. The more people you see, the greater the chance of (spreading) the coronavirus.”
And what if you already have coronavirus?
“Sex with yourself or with others at a distance is possible,” the RIVM suggests.
“Erotic stories” and “masturbating together” – with proper social distancing are recommended.
As part of the first phase of reopening from the lockdown, libraries, hairdressers, nail bars, beauticians, massage salons and places providing occupational therapy were allowed to reopen on May 11 in the Netherlands. Sex workers, who can normally ply their trade legally there, have not been allowed to go back to their ‘non-essential’ work.
More than 43,000 people have tested positive for coronavirus in the country so far, with more than 5,600 deaths.
USA Also Has Good Taxpayer-Funded Advice
Do taxpayers in the USA need to pay for sound sex advice? The answer is a resounding yes.
New York City Health [NYCH] has this advice in their Sex and Coronavirus Disease 2019 (COVID-19):
“All New Yorkers should stay home and minimize contact with others to reduce the spread of COVID-19. But can you have sex?”
The answer is yes with qualifications.
According to NYCH “You are your safest sex partner. Masturbation will not spread COVID-19, especially if you wash your hands (and any sex toys) with soap and water for at least 20 seconds before and after sex.”
Can you actually be a sex partner for yourself? Or would it be simply onanism, sex without a partner?
“The next safest partner is someone you live with. Having close contact — including sex — with only a small circle of people helps prevent spreading COVID-19. Have sex only with consenting partners.”
In other words, don’t rape anyone because you might get the virus from them.
“If you do have sex with others, have as few partners as possible.”
That’s good advice during a pandemic.
“If you usually meet your sex partners online or make a living by having sex, consider taking a break from in-person dates. Video dates, sexting or chat rooms may be options for you.”
Is that realistic for sex workers?
Eat Shit and [Possibly] Die
Taxpayers also paid for the following message:
“Rimming (mouth on anus) might spread COVID-19. Virus in feces may enter your mouth.”
Which reminds me of this one-liner: “Your rim job was not funny, so you better wipe that smile off your feces.”
More good advice:
Dental Dams?
“Condoms and dental dams can reduce contact with saliva or feces, especially during oral or anal sex.”
[Above] If you insist on eating feces, make sure you put this on.
“Disinfect keyboards and touch screens that you share with others (for video chat, for watching pornography or for anything else).”
This can be a sticky issue if your porn-watching partner doesn’t want to wash the computer with soap and warm water.
Oregon Rules
Let’s go to Oregon where taxpayers paid for this graphic.
Oregon advises residents to press pause on their ubiquitous practice of putting feces in their mouth, which might be why they also advise selective kissing.
Oregon, like NYC, urges people to switch from sex with partners to onanism.
“Take this time to find out what makes you feel good,” the health agency wrote, along with pictures of a “fleshlight,” and a vibrator.
What the hell is a fleshlight?
The fleshlight is apparently a plastic device designed to appear something not unlike a vagina or an anus.
It is meant for lonesome losers who couldn’t get a date to save their lives. A live penis is inserted into the plastic device, which has a hole in the middle.
Oregon advises pathetic losers to wash this item for 20 seconds after using, but I would advise them to wash it for about an hour-and-a-half. Especially if you are going to share it with neighbors and friends.
Which reminds me of two losers who had love dolls and would go out on double dates. They were swingers, and the two dudes used to swap love dolls.
Grotesque images lie ahead!
These are pictures of fleshlights. Model is not included.
Are Sex Dolls Safe If They Come From China?
While governments in various states do not seem to specifically advocate for the use of sex dolls [price $200], or sex robots [$4000 plus], some sex doll and robot companies have been making an important self-serving public service message:
Sex dolls are certainly better than humans during coronavirus.
Abyss, the maker of sex robots RealDolls, assures its sad-sack buyers that its dolls are 100 percent free of COVID-19.
“All RealDolls are made from Platinum Grade Silicone and are naturally antibacterial and nonporous!”, it assures its lonesome loser customers.
But is there a problem if the sex doll or robot is made in China, which is, in fact, where most of them come from?
In other words, can China-made sex dolls carry coronavirus?
There is one website that boldly answers this question. It is realsexdollreviews.com, which says, “Sex doll industries have been greatly affected as most of these products were made and delivered from China. But to break the existing perception toward China-made sex dolls, is there really a high-risk of product-to-human viral transmission? One firm answer: No!. There is no medical proof that upholds this claim. Sex dolls assembled or imported from China have no harm to the people.”
But just because there is “no medical proof” that masturbators won’t get Covid-19 from their China-made sex dolls, is there any medical proof that they won’t?
Even if America has taken leave of its senses during the pandemic, I still like living here a hell of a lot better than living in Communist China.
I present the magic of Fellatio – Indian style – Oral and Nasal
Fellatio – also was origined from the Hindoos ! dindooohindoo
SEX IN THE COVID TIMES AND THE SOLUTION BY THE HINDOOS – THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS AND THE INNOVATION !
Case 1 –
It starts with Lord Shiva who asks “women to eat his testicles”
Devi refused this disgusting food, and finally Siva said, ‘I will give “you something never tasted”, by anyone else: the “wo balls resembling fruits below my navel”. Eat the testicles that hang there and be satisfied.’ Delighted by this gift, the goddesses praised Siva.” — Padma Purana 5:26:91-125; cf. Linga Purana
Case 2
Then we have Sage Dirghatama who asked the wife of King Bali to “lick every part of his body” !
”After that, King Bali appeased that sage and was furious with his wife; and sent her again well-dressed, after her toilet, to the sage, when the seer said. ”O. Devi!Cast off your bashfulness and then “lick the whole of my body with your tongue”, after rubbing it with salt, curds and honey; you will then attain your wish and get sons.” Matsya Purana 48.67-76
Case 3
As per the Puranas ,When a Hindoo Rani is not sure ,”if she is being fucked”, by her limpdick husband – then “oral sex is the best practice” or NASAL SEX
“O sage, in the course of the sexual activity she suspected him to be another man.
Hence she received the semen through the mouth into the nostril.
Thence were born the twin gods Asvins, the foremost among physicians”.
Shiva Purana, UmaSamhita 5.35.32-34 (Bala Kandam, Chapter 14. For more details on yaham,refer to the book “Gnana Surian”,published by Kudi Arasu Press)
Case 4
Then we have the “birth of Ayappa/Karthik Niggpa” when the “sperm of Shiva”, entered into Agni’s mouth ! How did that happen ? I wonder !
Allow me to present the magic of Fellatio – Indian style – Oral and Nasal
Fellatio – also was origined from the Hindoos ! dindooohindoo
The Hindoo solution to Sex in the COVID times – the trials and tribulations
Case 1 –
It starts with Lord Shiva who asks “women to eat his testicles”
Devi refused this disgusting food, and finally Siva said, ‘I will give “you something never tasted”, by anyone else: the “wo balls resembling fruits below my navel”. Eat the testicles that hang there and be satisfied.’ Delighted by this gift, the goddesses praised Siva.” — Padma Purana 5:26:91-125; cf. Linga Purana
Case 2
Then we have Sage Dirghatama who asked the wife of King Bali to “lick every part of his body” !
”After that, King Bali appeased that sage and was furious with his wife; and sent her again well-dressed, after her toilet, to the sage, when the seer said. ”O. Devi!Cast off your bashfulness and then “lick the whole of my body with your tongue”, after rubbing it with salt, curds and honey; you will then attain your wish and get sons.” Matsya Purana 48.67-76
Case 3
As per the Puranas ,When a Hindoo Rani is not sure ,”if she is being fucked”, by her limpdick husband – then “oral sex is the best practice” or NASAL SEX
“O sage, in the course of the sexual activity she suspected him to be another man.
Hence she received the semen through the mouth into the nostril.
Thence were born the twin gods Asvins, the foremost among physicians”.
Shiva Purana, UmaSamhita 5.35.32-34 (Bala Kandam, Chapter 14. For more details on yaham,refer to the book “Gnana Surian”,published by Kudi Arasu Press)
Case 4
Then we have the “birth of Ayappa/Karthik Niggpa” when the “sperm of Shiva”, entered into Agni’s mouth ! How did that happen ? I wonder !
Allow me to present the magic of Fellatio – Indian style – Oral and Nasal
Fellatio – also was origined from the Hindoos ! dindooohindoo
The Hindoo solution to Sex in the COVID times – the trials and tribulations
Case 1 –
It starts with Lord Shiva who asks “women to eat his testicles”
Devi refused this disgusting food, and finally Siva said, ‘I will give “you something never tasted”, by anyone else: the “wo balls resembling fruits below my navel”. Eat the testicles that hang there and be satisfied.’ Delighted by this gift, the goddesses praised Siva.” — Padma Purana 5:26:91-125; cf. Linga Purana
Case 2
Then we have Sage Dirghatama who asked the wife of King Bali to “lick every part of his body” !
”After that, King Bali appeased that sage and was furious with his wife; and sent her again well-dressed, after her toilet, to the sage, when the seer said. ”O. Devi!Cast off your bashfulness and then “lick the whole of my body with your tongue”, after rubbing it with salt, curds and honey; you will then attain your wish and get sons.” Matsya Purana 48.67-76
Case 3
As per the Puranas ,When a Hindoo Rani is not sure ,”if she is being fucked”, by her limpdick husband – then “oral sex is the best practice” or NASAL SEX
“O sage, in the course of the sexual activity she suspected him to be another man.
Hence she received the semen through the mouth into the nostril.
Thence were born the twin gods Asvins, the foremost among physicians”.
Shiva Purana, UmaSamhita 5.35.32-34 (Bala Kandam, Chapter 14. For more details on yaham,refer to the book “Gnana Surian”,published by Kudi Arasu Press)
Case 4
Then we have the “birth of Ayappa/Karthik Niggpa” when the “sperm of Shiva”, entered into Agni’s mouth ! How did that happen ? I wonder !
I present the magic of Fellatio – Indian style – Oral and Nasal. YES NASAL !
SEX DURING COVID – THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS AND THE MAGIC !
Fellatio – also was origined from the Hindoos ! dindooo hindoo
Case 1 –
It starts with Lord Shiva who asks “women to eat his testicles”
Devi refused this disgusting food, and finally Siva said, ‘I will give “you something never tasted”, by anyone else: the “wo balls resembling fruits below my navel”. Eat the testicles that hang there and be satisfied.’ Delighted by this gift, the goddesses praised Siva.” — Padma Purana 5:26:91-125; cf. Linga Purana
Case 2
Then we have Sage Dirghatama who asked the wife of King Bali to “lick every part of his body” !
”After that, King Bali appeased that sage and was furious with his wife; and sent her again well-dressed, after her toilet, to the sage, when the seer said. ”O. Devi!Cast off your bashfulness and then “lick the whole of my body with your tongue”, after rubbing it with salt, curds and honey; you will then attain your wish and get sons.” Matsya Purana 48.67-76
Case 3
As per the Puranas ,When a Hindoo Rani is not sure ,”if she is being fucked”, by her limpdick husband – then “oral sex is the best practice” or NASAL SEX
“O sage, in the course of the sexual activity she suspected him to be another man.
Hence she received the semen through the mouth into the nostril.
Thence were born the twin gods Asvins, the foremost among physicians”.
Shiva Purana, UmaSamhita 5.35.32-34 (Bala Kandam, Chapter 14. For more details on yaham,refer to the book “Gnana Surian”,published by Kudi Arasu Press)
Case 4
Then we have the “birth of Ayappa/Karthik Niggpa” when the “sperm of Shiva”, entered into Agni’s mouth ! How did that happen ? I wonder !
Oh, thanks for this laugh. I needed it!
Natashka,
Good to see you around. You may be the only sane person around….
Thanks, Niceguy. Ha, I wouldn’t go that far but try my best to stay as sane as possible on these insane times!
AMERICA HAS TURNED INTO A NATION OF PANSIES!
The last 120 years in perspective.
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as far as I know I am the world’s oldest
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man I was born in 1900 when I was three
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years of age men in North Carolina were
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first and flat when I was 8 years of age
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my baby sister died she was only 2 and
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she died of pneumonia when I was 13
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years of age we surrendered our
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financial independence on Jekyll Island
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to the banking cartels and they created
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the privately-owned Federal Reserve
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which gave them the right to print money
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in our country we’ve been financially
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enslaved ever since when I was 14 years
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of age my older brother went to Canada
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to join the great war in Europe when I
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was 16 he was killed at the Battle of
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the Somme when I was 17 years of age
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America entered the war and I had
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already enlisted the previous year after
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my brother’s death I watched my friends
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get shredded by cannon fire in the
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battlefields on Europe it was also at
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that time that the Soviet Union came
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into being when the war finally was over
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a new and sinister influenza the Spanish
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flu came about and killed millions turns
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out we weren’t told about it during the
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original outbreak so as to maintain
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morale amongst the troops in the
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trenches in Europe it was only in
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neutral Spain where newspapers were free
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to report on it they gave people the
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impression of Spain as being especially
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hard-hit thus gave rise to the name the
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Spanish flu it lasted a couple of years
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into the 1920s and estimates of about 17
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to 50 million people died now in my
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twenties I had a few good years I found
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a wife and I had a few kids
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I saw the conclusion of the Indian Wars
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and the suppression of the last free
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tribes but when I was 29 the stock
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market collapsed and the world entered
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the Great Depression
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those years were hard and it lasted all
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the way up until 1939 when Europe
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started round 2 and this time it was
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even worse than the first time we
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Americans sensibly stayed out but when I
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was 41 the Japanese attacked our Pacific
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Fleet in Hawaii and we were sucked into
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that conflict – I lost my oldest boy at
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the Battle of Okinawa and when I became
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45 the guns went silent once again the
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post-war years were peaceful but in the
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1950s we were at war again this time in
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Korea my youngest son served there but
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thankfully he was able to come home in
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the years after we lived out our lives
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under the threat of atomic annihilation
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as the Cold War the Soviet Union
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densified but don’t get me wrong it
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wasn’t all bad
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we got rock-and-roll music as well as
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television by the time I turned 62 our
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world was brought once again to the
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brink this time in Cuba and we all held
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our collective breath but we were able
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to make it once again a couple of years
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later we got caught up at a war on a
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place called Vietnam which went on for
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more than ten years and in the end we
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lost we also got things like the civil
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rights movement which needed to come and
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the birth of feminism which I’m not
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really sure of the outcome of that thus
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far the sixties it would seem is where
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things really went off the rails
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it was the zenith of America to be sure
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but also the seeds were sown for its
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eventual downfall in this decade it’s
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also when the gano centrism that we live
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under today really began the last half
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of my 70s I witnessed the breakdown of
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our post-war economy and when I was 80 I
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witnessed the election of an actor I
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also lost my wife when I was 87 and when
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I was 91 will stone they vanished
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the Soviet Union went up and collapsed
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in my nine days not much has happened
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well not much did happen this is also
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the time when we really got involved in
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the Middle East and would seem to have
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been there now
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somewhere around 30 years but was also
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my 90s I saw the creation of the
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Internet pretty neat thing when I hit
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101 years of age New York City was
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attacked and this led to another round
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of low intensity Wars FACA patient in
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the Middle East but for the past twenty
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years or so not much and for the most
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part of the last 75 years we’ve had
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relative peace at least in America as
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well as abundant prosperity but now as I
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reached the age of 120 I’m being told
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for the first time that I’ve ever heard
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of that we are quarantined in entire
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cities of healthy people healthy people
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rather than the vulnerable because we’re
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terrified of this new flu imagine that
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qualen tnen the healthy I ain’t never
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heard none some like that before but I
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will be truthful with you I do not even
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recognize this country we went from
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taming a continent to landing on a moon
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and now we have 49 genders people that
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need safe spaces from other people’s
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ideas we have become in all intents and
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purposes a population of cattle but more
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than that were terrified
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not only terrified of our own shadows or
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of offending strangers but now the
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government has us all hidin in our
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houses filled with fear fear is
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something that has the same death rate
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as far as I can tell as the seasonal flu
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the young lament how hard their lives
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are how difficult life is for them being
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born around the turn of the century and
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they’re stuck with things like student
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loans but it’s for an education in
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things like community organizing well
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now as I look to depart this mortal coil
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I can say from experience that your
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ancestors are spinning in their graves
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spinning knowing what a weak docile
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controlled obedient emasculated and
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consumed by fear that this sad lot of
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people that call themselves Americans in
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the 21st century have become
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take my last piece of advice grow a pair
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and take back your birthright
Harry Vox predicts “plandemic” over a half-decade ago as another tool in the toolbox of the psychopathic global elite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-FA1HxzwqE.
Somebody predicts everything, it doesn’t make it true. I think the “psychopathic global elite” would have come up with some other method, as most of them are old and prone to dying from the very hard to track beer virus. LOL
When somebody responds with a stupid comment, it doesn’t make it true either. LOL.
Does anyone know what the return policy is for a Fleshlight™️?
I don’t know if I like tuna-casserole or a Sloppy Joe manwich or Bubba Shrimp more. I lean towards Joe and Bubba. LOL
Who needs a Fleshlight when they can use my mouth as a c*ck cave? Just call into my walkie-talkie show. LOL
This comment I believe is someone posing as Scott Johnson.
LMAO 😂 😂😂
Peaches,
I am happy I made you laugh.
Have a great day!
Marie White,
LMAO!!!!!!
Thank you Marie!!!!!!
BONG SHOP EXPLODES IN DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES!
Who is Bill Gates?
BILL GATES IS A PERVERT WHO WANTS TO SPY ON AND CONTROL EVERY PERSON ON EARTH
Bill Gates and the Population Control Grid
“The Dutch government just issued important sex guidance for single people…singletons should come to an arrangement with only one other person, if possible.”
Kristin Kreuk, who is half-Dutch, said she can’t limit sex to only one person–“That would end my career. I don’t keep getting tax-payer funded jobs because of my acting.”
KK never gave rim jobs. She said so during a golden shower.
Anonymous(Sultan of Six),
How could you possibly say such things about your betrothed?
You sir are a sassy knave indeed!
I suspect Hildreth is still pissed at Kreuk for dumping him an is posting nasty comments bout her,
““Rimming (mouth on anus) might spread COVID-19. Virus in feces may enter your mouth.”
ROTFLMAO
No kidding?
Whatever will the ladies of NXIVM do?
For that matter what will Bill Clinton do?
From the Starr Report
28. Id. at 19. They engaged in oral-anal contact as well. See Lewinsky 8/26/98 Depo. at 18-20.
35. Id. at 30-32. They engaged in oral-anal contact as well. See Lewinsky 8/26/98 Depo. at 29-33
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1998-09-13-9809130450-story.html
Take that NiceGuy…
I think it was Slick Willy’s anal and Lewinsky’s oral, and was way before the beer virus existed, so all is well. LOL
Shadow,
I’m a big enough man to admit it. You got me, buddy. You are right! In all seriousness, I had no idea they engaged in oral/anal.
I did know about the BJs and the Cuban-cigar used as a sex toy. It’s amazing how Monica’s scent lasted so long on a cigar in a humidor. I am thinking vaginosis.
********
Side Note:
Do you have any ideas as to why the GADFLY, Scott Johnson, is no longer using his name or an alias?
Scott has yet to furnish us with a credible explanation. Texas’s toughest f-tard is now hiding.
We all know Scotty is a hypocrite. Now he has proved it himself.
Scott Johnson aka LOL-BOY should explain himself.
Did you forget already? Mr. Shadow told you that a couple of weeks ago, NiceGuy 666. LOL
Scott doesn’t owe anybody anything. YOU, however, owe Scott an appearance on his radio/podcast. Why don’t you come on his show and ask him that question? Have you finished all of the assignments he gave you to correct your various errors? LOL
LOL BOY(Scott Johnson),
I have better things to do then to call into your 2 paper cups and a string radio show.
You are a tool who can no longer use his own name because you took a payoff of 500 boxes of detergent. LOL
I’ll leave it to the brave Scott Johnson of Texas to explain his new modus operandi.
All I will say is that since Scott was in the Navy LOL should be changed to SOS —
Save Our Ship.
Scott SOS Johnson has a nice ring to it.
Save Our Society from the scourge of MLM scams, I rather like it. I’ll let Scott know about your wonderful idea, Mr. Shadow. LOL
LMAO
Good one Shadow!!
Upon reading this story, Mr. Shadow ordered his first fleshlight from Amazon. LOL
Scott
I’m sure you will be selling the Amway version of the Fleslight at triple the price.
I love it when other ghosts of Scott get involved, knowingly or unknowingly. Let’s hope other ghosts pick up on that. LOL
Scott did hear a true story one time, when brand-spanking new Directs (Platinums in today’s lingo) made their trek to the top of the Ada, MI mountain to visit the mother-ship. The upline detests the corporation, but they are obliged to act nicey-nice with Amway and send their newly-minted Platinums there so they can be “honored” for being great beginner scam artists. At one of the sessions, Amway was showing off one of their new brilliant creations, a multi-function flAshlight, similar to what you can find anywhere, with various flashing lights when your Amway-mobile breaks down on the side of the road because it was driven into the ground while “showing the plan.” Amway asked the new Platinums what is the MOST they thought Amway could charge for the device and the downline would still dutifully buy it because it was from Amway, don’t-cha know. The Platinums were still learning how “the business” really worked and were shocked, and it didn’t even occur to them the upline asks themselves the same question when they sell the tools to the downline. And that’s a no-sh!tter. LOL
I love it when ghosts of Scott Johnson post long winded and meandering defenses of Scott. Thanks so much! LOL
Mr. Shadow I will be your fleshlight for free. LOL
No thank you.
Mr. Shadow I’ll be your flashlight anytime.
Do you happen to have a AAA battery? Or are you more D battery size? LOL
Sorry, had to do this, it’s just that Anderson Paak’s fleshlight bars are so apropos, and sooo awful it’s hilarious, look at the disgust on drama and lil’ dicky’s face.. OMG. Not every disaster in this world was caused by coronavirus hahaha..
I thought that dude was singing into the Fleshlight 🥺 and I can’t believe they mentioned a Fleshlight.
I am laughing so hard right now 🎀 thank you for this.
Nice Libtard guidance from deep blue states. LOL