Governments Advise People on Safe Sex During Coronavirus – Some of the Advice Is Peculiar

By Marie White

Government, Everywhere

According to the BBC: 

The Dutch government just issued important sex guidance for single people.

The National Institute for Public Health and the Environment (RIVM) says singletons should come to an arrangement with only one other person, if possible.

But, brilliantly they add – avoid sex if one of them has coronavirus!

The Netherlands has been in an “intelligent lockdown” since March 23.

On May 14, the RIVM advised, “Meet with the same person to have physical or sexual contact (for example, a cuddle buddy or sex buddy), provided you are free of illness.

“Make good arrangements with this person about how many other people you both see. The more people you see, the greater the chance of (spreading) the coronavirus.”

And what if you already have coronavirus?

“Sex with yourself or with others at a distance is possible,” the RIVM suggests.

“Erotic stories” and “masturbating together” – with proper social distancing are recommended.

As part of the first phase of reopening from the lockdown, libraries, hairdressers, nail bars, beauticians, massage salons and places providing occupational therapy were allowed to reopen on May 11 in the Netherlands. Sex workers, who can normally ply their trade legally there, have not been allowed to go back to their ‘non-essential’ work.

More than 43,000 people have tested positive for coronavirus in the country so far, with more than 5,600 deaths.

USA Also Has Good Taxpayer-Funded Advice

Do taxpayers in the USA need to pay for sound sex advice? The answer is a resounding yes.

New York City Health [NYCH] has this advice in their Sex and Coronavirus Disease 2019 (COVID-19):

“All New Yorkers should stay home and minimize contact with others to reduce the spread of COVID-19. But can you have sex?”

The answer is yes with qualifications.

According to NYCH “You are your safest sex partner. Masturbation will not spread COVID-19, especially if you wash your hands (and any sex toys) with soap and water for at least 20 seconds before and after sex.”

Can you actually be a sex partner for yourself? Or would it be simply onanism, sex without a partner?

“The next safest partner is someone you live with. Having close contact — including sex — with only a small circle of people helps prevent spreading COVID-19. Have sex only with consenting partners.”

In other words, don’t rape anyone because you might get the virus from them.

“If you do have sex with others, have as few partners as possible.”

That’s good advice during a pandemic.

“If you usually meet your sex partners online or make a living by having sex, consider taking a break from in-person dates. Video dates, sexting or chat rooms may be options for you.”

Is that realistic for sex workers?

Eat Shit and [Possibly] Die

Taxpayers also paid for the following message:

“Rimming (mouth on anus) might spread COVID-19. Virus in feces may enter your mouth.”

Which reminds me of this one-liner: “Your rim job was not funny, so you better wipe that smile off your feces.”

More good advice:

Dental Dams?

“Condoms and dental dams can reduce contact with saliva or feces, especially during oral or anal sex.”

[Above] If you insist on eating feces, make sure you put this on.

 

How to wash a PC - so clean - YouTube

“Disinfect keyboards and touch screens that you share with others (for video chat, for watching pornography or for anything else).”

This can be a sticky issue if your porn-watching partner doesn’t want to wash the computer with soap and warm water.

Oregon Rules

Let’s go to Oregon where taxpayers paid for this graphic.

Is that a peach?

Oregon advises residents to press pause on their ubiquitous practice of putting feces in their mouth, which might be why they also advise selective kissing.

Oregon, like NYC, urges people to switch from sex with partners to onanism.

How To Spell Onanism (And How To Misspell It Too) | Spellcheck.net

“Take this time to find out what makes you feel good,” the health agency wrote, along with pictures of a “fleshlight,” and a vibrator.

What the hell is a fleshlight?

The fleshlight is apparently a plastic device designed to appear something not unlike a vagina or an anus.

It is meant for lonesome losers who couldn’t get a date to save their lives. A live penis is inserted into the plastic device, which has a hole in the middle.

Oregon advises pathetic losers to wash this item for 20 seconds after using, but I would advise them to wash it for about an hour-and-a-half.  Especially if you are going to share it with neighbors and friends.

Which reminds me of two losers who had love dolls and would go out on double dates. They were swingers, and the two dudes used to swap love dolls.

Grotesque images lie ahead!

These are pictures of fleshlights. Model is not included.

Safer than the real thing?
Fleshlighs do not light up like a flashlight and, in fact, do the opposite. Studies show they make you dull.

Are Sex Dolls Safe If They Come From China?

While governments in various states do not seem to specifically advocate for the use of sex dolls [price $200], or sex robots [$4000 plus], some sex doll and robot companies have been making an important self-serving public service message:

Sex dolls are certainly better than humans during coronavirus.

Abyss, the maker of sex robots RealDolls, assures its sad-sack buyers that its dolls are 100 percent free of COVID-19.

“All RealDolls are made from Platinum Grade Silicone and are naturally antibacterial and nonporous!”, it assures its lonesome loser customers.

But is there a problem if the sex doll or robot is made in China, which is, in fact, where most of them come from?

In other words, can China-made sex dolls carry coronavirus?

There is one website that boldly answers this question. It is realsexdollreviews.com, which says, “Sex doll industries have been greatly affected as most of these products were made and delivered from China. But to break the existing perception toward China-made sex dolls, is there really a high-risk of product-to-human viral transmission? One firm answer: No!. There is no medical proof that upholds this claim. Sex dolls assembled or imported from China have no harm to the people.”

But just because there is “no medical proof” that masturbators won’t get Covid-19 from their China-made sex dolls, is there any medical proof that they won’t?

 

This old fool finally won the [silicone] woman of his dreams. She was made in China, but she loves him. After being washed with soap and warm water, she is virus-free.
Unlike his last girlfriend, who cheated on him, because he is a dud in every way, this amorous gent can truly trust his new love to never cheat on him. This is important during the pandemic since it means he won’t catch coronavirus from her.  And what’s also important, even if he gets coronavirus, he can still have sex with her, since she won’t catch it as long as he washes her with soap and warm water.

 

Women can get in on the coronavirus-free act too and buy Chinese-made male sex dolls and ladies be confident it will never give you the virus.  Tip: If the penis is a little cold just use soap and warm water and wash it for about 20 minutes.

Even if America has taken leave of its senses during the pandemic, I still like living here a hell of a lot better than living in Communist China.

 

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  • I present the magic of Fellatio – Indian style – Oral and Nasal

    Fellatio – also was origined from the Hindoos ! dindooohindoo

    SEX IN THE COVID TIMES AND THE SOLUTION BY THE HINDOOS – THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS AND THE INNOVATION !

    Case 1 –

    It starts with Lord Shiva who asks “women to eat his testicles”

    Devi refused this disgusting food, and finally Siva said, ‘I will give “you something never tasted”, by anyone else: the “wo balls resembling fruits below my navel”. Eat the testicles that hang there and be satisfied.’ Delighted by this gift, the goddesses praised Siva.” — Padma Purana 5:26:91-125; cf. Linga Purana

    Case 2

    Then we have Sage Dirghatama who asked the wife of King Bali to “lick every part of his body” !

    ”After that, King Bali appeased that sage and was furious with his wife; and sent her again well-dressed, after her toilet, to the sage, when the seer said. ”O. Devi!Cast off your bashfulness and then “lick the whole of my body with your tongue”, after rubbing it with salt, curds and honey; you will then attain your wish and get sons.” Matsya Purana 48.67-76

    Case 3

    As per the Puranas ,When a Hindoo Rani is not sure ,”if she is being fucked”, by her limpdick husband – then “oral sex is the best practice” or NASAL SEX

    “O sage, in the course of the sexual activity she suspected him to be another man.
    Hence she received the semen through the mouth into the nostril.
    Thence were born the twin gods Asvins, the foremost among physicians”.
    Shiva Purana, UmaSamhita 5.35.32-34 (Bala Kandam, Chapter 14. For more details on yaham,refer to the book “Gnana Surian”,published by Kudi Arasu Press)

    Case 4

    Then we have the “birth of Ayappa/Karthik Niggpa” when the “sperm of Shiva”, entered into Agni’s mouth ! How did that happen ? I wonder !

  • Allow me to present the magic of Fellatio – Indian style – Oral and Nasal

    Fellatio – also was origined from the Hindoos ! dindooohindoo

    The Hindoo solution to Sex in the COVID times – the trials and tribulations

    Case 1 –

    It starts with Lord Shiva who asks “women to eat his testicles”

    Devi refused this disgusting food, and finally Siva said, ‘I will give “you something never tasted”, by anyone else: the “wo balls resembling fruits below my navel”. Eat the testicles that hang there and be satisfied.’ Delighted by this gift, the goddesses praised Siva.” — Padma Purana 5:26:91-125; cf. Linga Purana

    Case 2

    Then we have Sage Dirghatama who asked the wife of King Bali to “lick every part of his body” !

    ”After that, King Bali appeased that sage and was furious with his wife; and sent her again well-dressed, after her toilet, to the sage, when the seer said. ”O. Devi!Cast off your bashfulness and then “lick the whole of my body with your tongue”, after rubbing it with salt, curds and honey; you will then attain your wish and get sons.” Matsya Purana 48.67-76

    Case 3

    As per the Puranas ,When a Hindoo Rani is not sure ,”if she is being fucked”, by her limpdick husband – then “oral sex is the best practice” or NASAL SEX

    “O sage, in the course of the sexual activity she suspected him to be another man.
    Hence she received the semen through the mouth into the nostril.
    Thence were born the twin gods Asvins, the foremost among physicians”.
    Shiva Purana, UmaSamhita 5.35.32-34 (Bala Kandam, Chapter 14. For more details on yaham,refer to the book “Gnana Surian”,published by Kudi Arasu Press)

    Case 4

    Then we have the “birth of Ayappa/Karthik Niggpa” when the “sperm of Shiva”, entered into Agni’s mouth ! How did that happen ? I wonder !

  • Allow me to present the magic of Fellatio – Indian style – Oral and Nasal

    Fellatio – also was origined from the Hindoos ! dindooohindoo

    The Hindoo solution to Sex in the COVID times – the trials and tribulations

    Case 1 –

    It starts with Lord Shiva who asks “women to eat his testicles”

    Devi refused this disgusting food, and finally Siva said, ‘I will give “you something never tasted”, by anyone else: the “wo balls resembling fruits below my navel”. Eat the testicles that hang there and be satisfied.’ Delighted by this gift, the goddesses praised Siva.” — Padma Purana 5:26:91-125; cf. Linga Purana

    Case 2

    Then we have Sage Dirghatama who asked the wife of King Bali to “lick every part of his body” !

    ”After that, King Bali appeased that sage and was furious with his wife; and sent her again well-dressed, after her toilet, to the sage, when the seer said. ”O. Devi!Cast off your bashfulness and then “lick the whole of my body with your tongue”, after rubbing it with salt, curds and honey; you will then attain your wish and get sons.” Matsya Purana 48.67-76

    Case 3

    As per the Puranas ,When a Hindoo Rani is not sure ,”if she is being fucked”, by her limpdick husband – then “oral sex is the best practice” or NASAL SEX

    “O sage, in the course of the sexual activity she suspected him to be another man.
    Hence she received the semen through the mouth into the nostril.
    Thence were born the twin gods Asvins, the foremost among physicians”.
    Shiva Purana, UmaSamhita 5.35.32-34 (Bala Kandam, Chapter 14. For more details on yaham,refer to the book “Gnana Surian”,published by Kudi Arasu Press)

    Case 4

    Then we have the “birth of Ayappa/Karthik Niggpa” when the “sperm of Shiva”, entered into Agni’s mouth ! How did that happen ? I wonder !

  • I present the magic of Fellatio – Indian style – Oral and Nasal. YES NASAL !

    SEX DURING COVID – THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS AND THE MAGIC !

    Fellatio – also was origined from the Hindoos ! dindooo hindoo

    Case 1 –

    It starts with Lord Shiva who asks “women to eat his testicles”

    Devi refused this disgusting food, and finally Siva said, ‘I will give “you something never tasted”, by anyone else: the “wo balls resembling fruits below my navel”. Eat the testicles that hang there and be satisfied.’ Delighted by this gift, the goddesses praised Siva.” — Padma Purana 5:26:91-125; cf. Linga Purana

    Case 2

    Then we have Sage Dirghatama who asked the wife of King Bali to “lick every part of his body” !

    ”After that, King Bali appeased that sage and was furious with his wife; and sent her again well-dressed, after her toilet, to the sage, when the seer said. ”O. Devi!Cast off your bashfulness and then “lick the whole of my body with your tongue”, after rubbing it with salt, curds and honey; you will then attain your wish and get sons.” Matsya Purana 48.67-76

    Case 3

    As per the Puranas ,When a Hindoo Rani is not sure ,”if she is being fucked”, by her limpdick husband – then “oral sex is the best practice” or NASAL SEX

    “O sage, in the course of the sexual activity she suspected him to be another man.
    Hence she received the semen through the mouth into the nostril.
    Thence were born the twin gods Asvins, the foremost among physicians”.
    Shiva Purana, UmaSamhita 5.35.32-34 (Bala Kandam, Chapter 14. For more details on yaham,refer to the book “Gnana Surian”,published by Kudi Arasu Press)

    Case 4

    Then we have the “birth of Ayappa/Karthik Niggpa” when the “sperm of Shiva”, entered into Agni’s mouth ! How did that happen ? I wonder !

      • Thanks, Niceguy. Ha, I wouldn’t go that far but try my best to stay as sane as possible on these insane times!

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    • Somebody predicts everything, it doesn’t make it true. I think the “psychopathic global elite” would have come up with some other method, as most of them are old and prone to dying from the very hard to track beer virus. LOL

  • I don’t know if I like tuna-casserole or a Sloppy Joe manwich or Bubba Shrimp more. I lean towards Joe and Bubba. LOL

  • Who needs a Fleshlight when they can use my mouth as a c*ck cave? Just call into my walkie-talkie show. LOL

  • “The Dutch government just issued important sex guidance for single people…singletons should come to an arrangement with only one other person, if possible.”

    Kristin Kreuk, who is half-Dutch, said she can’t limit sex to only one person–“That would end my career. I don’t keep getting tax-payer funded jobs because of my acting.”

  • ““Rimming (mouth on anus) might spread COVID-19. Virus in feces may enter your mouth.”

    ROTFLMAO

    No kidding?
    Whatever will the ladies of NXIVM do?
    For that matter what will Bill Clinton do?

    From the Starr Report
    28. Id. at 19. They engaged in oral-anal contact as well. See Lewinsky 8/26/98 Depo. at 18-20.

    35. Id. at 30-32. They engaged in oral-anal contact as well. See Lewinsky 8/26/98 Depo. at 29-33

    https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1998-09-13-9809130450-story.html

    Take that NiceGuy…

    • I think it was Slick Willy’s anal and Lewinsky’s oral, and was way before the beer virus existed, so all is well. LOL

    • Shadow,

      I’m a big enough man to admit it. You got me, buddy. You are right! In all seriousness, I had no idea they engaged in oral/anal.

      I did know about the BJs and the Cuban-cigar used as a sex toy. It’s amazing how Monica’s scent lasted so long on a cigar in a humidor. I am thinking vaginosis.
      ********

      Side Note:
      Do you have any ideas as to why the GADFLY, Scott Johnson, is no longer using his name or an alias?

      Scott has yet to furnish us with a credible explanation. Texas’s toughest f-tard is now hiding.

      We all know Scotty is a hypocrite. Now he has proved it himself.

      Scott Johnson aka LOL-BOY should explain himself.

      • Did you forget already? Mr. Shadow told you that a couple of weeks ago, NiceGuy 666. LOL

        Scott doesn’t owe anybody anything. YOU, however, owe Scott an appearance on his radio/podcast. Why don’t you come on his show and ask him that question? Have you finished all of the assignments he gave you to correct your various errors? LOL

        • LOL BOY(Scott Johnson),

          I have better things to do then to call into your 2 paper cups and a string radio show.

          You are a tool who can no longer use his own name because you took a payoff of 500 boxes of detergent. LOL

      • I’ll leave it to the brave Scott Johnson of Texas to explain his new modus operandi.
        All I will say is that since Scott was in the Navy LOL should be changed to SOS —
        Save Our Ship.

        Scott SOS Johnson has a nice ring to it.

      • I love it when other ghosts of Scott get involved, knowingly or unknowingly. Let’s hope other ghosts pick up on that. LOL

        Scott did hear a true story one time, when brand-spanking new Directs (Platinums in today’s lingo) made their trek to the top of the Ada, MI mountain to visit the mother-ship. The upline detests the corporation, but they are obliged to act nicey-nice with Amway and send their newly-minted Platinums there so they can be “honored” for being great beginner scam artists. At one of the sessions, Amway was showing off one of their new brilliant creations, a multi-function flAshlight, similar to what you can find anywhere, with various flashing lights when your Amway-mobile breaks down on the side of the road because it was driven into the ground while “showing the plan.” Amway asked the new Platinums what is the MOST they thought Amway could charge for the device and the downline would still dutifully buy it because it was from Amway, don’t-cha know. The Platinums were still learning how “the business” really worked and were shocked, and it didn’t even occur to them the upline asks themselves the same question when they sell the tools to the downline. And that’s a no-sh!tter. LOL

        • I love it when ghosts of Scott Johnson post long winded and meandering defenses of Scott. Thanks so much! LOL

      • Mr. Shadow I’ll be your flashlight anytime.
        Do you happen to have a AAA battery? Or are you more D battery size? LOL

  • Sorry, had to do this, it’s just that Anderson Paak’s fleshlight bars are so apropos, and sooo awful it’s hilarious, look at the disgust on drama and lil’ dicky’s face.. OMG. Not every disaster in this world was caused by coronavirus hahaha..

    • I thought that dude was singing into the Fleshlight 🥺 and I can’t believe they mentioned a Fleshlight.

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Parlato has been prominently featured on HBO’s docuseries “The Vow” and was the lead investigator and coordinating producer for Investigation Discovery’s “The Lost Women of NXIVM.” Parlato was also credited in the Starz docuseries "Seduced" for saving 'slave' women from being branded and escaping the sex-slave cult known as DOS.

Additionally, Parlato’s coverage of the group OneTaste, starting in 2018, helped spark an FBI investigation, which led to indictments of two of its leaders in 2023.

Parlato appeared on the Nancy Grace Show, Beyond the Headlines with Gretchen Carlson, Dr. Oz, American Greed, Dateline NBC, and NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt, where Parlato conducted the first-ever interview with Keith Raniere after his arrest. This was ironic, as many credit Parlato as one of the primary architects of his arrest and the cratering of the cult he founded.

Parlato is a consulting producer and appears in TNT's The Heiress and the Sex Cult, which premiered on May 22, 2022. Most recently, he consulted and appeared on Tubi's "Branded and Brainwashed: Inside NXIVM," which aired January, 2023.

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