Rosalie Lopez: There once were four NXIVM Lassies

By Rosalie Lopez


There once were four NXIVM Lassies:

Clare, Lauren, Nancy and Kathy;

Who spent all of their days

Wrangling DOS slaves

To serve Vanguard’s most perverse Fancies.


Born into privilege and power;

Heiress Clare needn’t charge

By the hour,

But she blew through her riches

Cunt-trolling DOS bitches,

While her hired Dicks made “Enemies” cower.


Lauren had birth-rights of her own,

To ascend Mother “Prefect’s”


And bear Vanguard’s true heir;

Mother taught her to share,

To became Vanguard’s perfect



Mother Nancy herself was no Dummy

Using mind-tricks she’d nurse

Bronfman money;

She could needle a brain

Driving slaves so insane

Even branding their besties

Was funny.


Poor Kathy just wanted to dance;

But fell hard into NXIVM’s trance,

Soon she was too old

For Vanguard’s “Sheople Fold”

Though at fleecing she still stood a chance.


Why Kathy could count in her sleep

And help catch any lost or black Sheep

In case some got slaughtered

Their wool could be bartered;

To keep any from making a peep.

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Frank Parlato


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  • There once was a boy named Vantard,
    Whose member was small and hard,
    He created a track
    With Kook, Clyne and Mack
    Now Bubba has him watching his back.

  • Oh Allison, why did you have to turn me down on Twitter? I know you’re half my age but I can’t stop thinking about you. I have pictures of you on every wall of my mobile home. Soon you’ll be in prison and I can visit you every weekend my love. God created conjugal visits because we are meant to be together.

      • You are simply determined to put all the criticism on Allie Wack. Kreuk should not be allowed back on television like nothing has happened. She is silent to avoid career damage because she knows what she has done and what she has been a part of. NXIVM is more than DOS and branding.

        • DOS and branding are such outrageous behaviors that they brought the whole house of cards down.

          Without the sex slave insanity and brandings promoted by Allie Wack the whole business could easily be chalked up to consenting adults engaging in consensual sexual behavior.

          The coercion, blackmail, corporal punishments and the brandings, all of which were enthusiastically carried out by Allie Wack, transformed hanky panky into serious crimes.

          Until the Federal government charges Kristen Kreuk with these these serious types of crimes, she can and should remain on any TV network that wants her.

  • Rosalie Lopez forgot a fifth NXIVM lassie.
    Allison Pimp Mack.
    No one was more zealous in recruiting new slaves for DOS than Allison Pimp Mack.

    Sunday July 29th is Allison Mack’s birthday.
    How does Allison Mack light the candles on her birthday cake?
    With a red hot branding iron of course.

    How does one pay tribute to a person with the unique attributes of Allison Mack?
    Mandy Bombard of Bomard’s Body Language website describes Allison Mack succinctly.

    Allison Mack is “emotionally immature” and “mentally stunted.”
    And Mandy Bombard asks the pertinent question, “How do we punish a person as stupid as Allison Mack?”

    In the good old days Allison Mack would have been institutionalized in an insane asylum but that is now politically incorrect.

    Body Language – Allison Mack Cult Recruitment
    April 25, 2018

    Allison Mack used liberal buzzwords like female empowerment to ensnare unwitting women into her sex slave cult.
    Allison Mack used trickery and coercion to cheat and enslave women.

    And in the process Allison Mack, a self-styled Joan of Arc, ended up committing a laundry list of crimes:


    Human Trafficking (pimping)

    Enforced Servitude (Slavery)

    Wire Fraud


    and other crimes on the Federal and state levels.

    Allison Pimp Mack is nothing more than a Gangster according the Federal indictment.

    Allison Pimp Mack can sing like a canary and she will still be a vile, reprehensible example of humanity.
    Allison Pimp Mack has revealed herself to be worthy of our scorn and opprobrium.
    Allison Pimp Mack’s female empowerment is nothing more than Allison Mack’s sociopathic sado-masochism.

    All of the perfume in the world will not conceal the stench of Allison Pimp Mack’s rotten soul.

    Allison Pimp Mack’s birth cake candles are probably made of the rendered fat of her many branded slaves.

    Happy Birthday, Allison Pimp Mack!

  • The shame about Clare Bronfman is that she was legitimately a accomplished equestrian. Didn’t she go to the Olympics? That’s admirable. Calls for respect. That’s an accomplishment she should truly be proud of, never mind that she was born into money and could get away with almost everything. Never mind her personal insecurities and that she didn’t go college.

    Not everyone can match Clare’s achievements as an equestrian. That she ended up in NXVIM, doing dastardly things for the cult by throwing her money around and destroying people is a real, real shame.

    • No dude. Clare tried out for the Olympics. Anyone can do that.

      I tried to research her rankings. Nowhere to be found. It’s another make-believe NXSCUM qualification and legend.

      Her only podium finish was in the lowest level, amateur event: CSI-A

      The ranking is another Raniere lie. Like Nancy Salzman being a world-renowned ethicist.

  • There once was a group called DOS,
    Of whom Clare and Keith were boss
    When it all hit the fan,
    Vantard turned and ran
    And the girls were left facing the loss.

  • Sara Bronfman’s latest Twitter Post:

    “When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. -Henry Ford”

    Oh my dear Yahweh. Well, she was Twitter silent for 24 hours. Now she’s been yapping with multiple posts for 6 hours.

    So, either she’s still in France. Or she’s been up since 4am in New York on Twitter.

  • Thanks for your creative effort. I’m afraid this is all I’ve got…

    There once was a fool named Raniere
    Who thought he was so smart and scary
    Now his scheming has failed
    And he’s ended up jailed
    As a f*** toy for Tom, Dick, and Hairy

    Now the ladies of NXIVM fame
    Will all have to share in the blame
    They abandoned their dreams
    To help him in his schemes
    Left with nothing but pennies and shame.

    It doesn’t look like a whole lot of fun and joy now for the master and his harpies.

About the Author

Frank Parlato is an investigative journalist.

His work has been cited in hundreds of news outlets, like The New York Times, The Daily Mail, VICE News, CBS News, Fox News, New York Post, New York Daily News, Oxygen, Rolling Stone, People Magazine, The Sun, The Times of London, CBS Inside Edition, among many others in all five continents.

His work to expose and take down NXIVM is featured in books like “Captive” by Catherine Oxenberg, “Scarred” by Sarah Edmonson, “The Program” by Toni Natalie, and “NXIVM. La Secta Que Sedujo al Poder en México” by Juan Alberto Vasquez.

Parlato has been prominently featured on HBO’s docuseries “The Vow” and was the lead investigator and coordinating producer for Investigation Discovery’s “The Lost Women of NXIVM.” In addition, he was credited in the Starz docuseries 'Seduced' for saving 'slave' women from being branded and escaping the sex-slave cult known as DOS.

Parlato appeared on the Nancy Grace Show, Beyond the Headlines with Gretchen Carlson, Dr. Oz, American Greed, Dateline NBC, and NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt, where Parlato conducted the first-ever interview with Keith Raniere after his arrest. This was ironic, as many credit Parlato as one of the primary architects of his arrest and the cratering of the cult he founded.

Parlato is a consulting producer and appears in TNT's The Heiress and the Sex Cult, which premieres on May 22, 2022.

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