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Eight Years a Jailbird: Happy VJ-Day, Keith

03/19/2026  |  Guest View
Eight Years a Jailbird: Happy VJ-Day, Keith
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Happy VJ-Day, Vanguard — Eight Years a Jailbird

On March 25, 2018, a king became a convict in a single day. Bangkok marks the anniversary.

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By Bangkok

We are very close to a special anniversary.

VJ-Day (Vanguard-Jailbird Day)

On March 25th, Vanguard will celebrate being a jailbird for 8 wonderful years.

He’s spent 8 years in various smelly federal prisons.

The stench of federal prison is off-putting. Heck, even the stench of prison FOOD is off-putting.

…And I haven’t even mentioned the TASTE of prison food, which is even worse than the smell.

…And what about the smell of the other inmates? The unsanitary inmates often stink like a mixture of B.O. (body odor) and smelly/unwashed asses.

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I could not imagine tolerating those odors for even a single day. Yet Keith gets to smell those wonderful aromas for the next 100+ years.

Just a little over 8 years ago, Keith was living the life of a virtual demigod.

He had a harem of attractive females who literally competed against each other for the prize of bedding Vanguard.

He had access to great wealth to fund his demigod lifestyle.

His followers at V-Week

Close up of Vanguard from photo above

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He Had It All

He had hundreds of loyal subjects celebrating his birthday for 10 days each year.

He had it all. Yet, that didn’t seem good enough for Keith. He wanted more. He was unsatisfied with having everything that a man could want.

His ego needed to see his initials branded on women’s bodies. His ego needed to have women obey his every whim, as their Grandmaster of DOS.

 

Keith flew higher than any man before him.

Problem is, he flew so high that he eventually got burned by the sun.

In essence, the almighty universe basically swatted Keith down — like a common housefly.

Back on March 24th, 2018, he was still a king. …But just 24 hours later, it all came crashing down.

It took ONE DAY for a king to be demoted to something less than a servant. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Well… It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

Have a nice day. 🙂

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He Lost It All

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For more from Bangkok, see Keith Raniere and Charles Manson Were Kindred Spirits.

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Comments (27)

  • AnonymousMarch 19, 2026
    Ha, ha, ha. Vanguard will undoubtedly reap as much glory in the next eight years as he did in the past eight. His success is going to last.
  • AnonymousMarch 19, 2026
    Vanguard is the new Icarus, who flew too close to the sun and crashed. Keith should not have gone through this if he'd received a better education. Keith must have read the wrong books—like ones on how to torture people. He should have studied Greek mythology instead. Now it's too late for that.
  • NutjobMarch 19, 2026
    IDK what the fuck is going on – but I've been in agreement with most of what Bangcock posts for like 2 years now. (other than the doctor shopping so he can make his girlfriend's toddler get extra vaccines before RFK bans them)
  • Wehrmacht SturmMarch 19, 2026
    This article is just a distraction from focusing on the real criminals. the guys that said “no more wars” and have led us into Iran. The guys and their families that are in bed with the Saudi and Israeli governments and stand the benefit from this war
  • PilgrimMarch 19, 2026
    VJ day is still celebrated in Rhode Island. “Victory Over Japan” day. We are the only state to c continue celebrating each year.

    Keith Ranierre is a fucking jailbird asswipe.
  • AnonymousMarch 20, 2026
    Nancy, Michelle, and Lauren should be in prison.
    • PilgrimMarch 20, 2026
      Lauren for sure. Showing her repulsive face in public is a crime against humanity.
  • AnonymousMarch 20, 2026
    I'm surprised that Trump hasn't pardoned him yet. Does he not have enough money to pay for one?
    • AnonymousMay 7, 2026
      Nope. Nancy lost it to the FBI.
  • PremiumcaviarMarch 20, 2026
    too bad Keith can't get cavier. He'd like it.
  • AnonymousMarch 20, 2026
    Is the little hobbit James McGibney still claiming weird things? As a former marine, only men that enlist as administrative clerks either washed out of other jobs or were completely useless and that was the only thing they could get in as.
  • AllenMarch 20, 2026
    It’s an absolute disgrace that people who were criminals just as bad as KR was are out free and he can’t get out. He served his time, and he deserves to be released. If criminals Nancy, Lauren, and Allison are out enjoying their freedom, KR should be out!
    • AnonymousMarch 21, 2026
      You must identify the logical flaw underlying your argument.
    • NutjobMarch 21, 2026
      Are you new?
    • SnorlaxMarch 21, 2026
      I'm impressed by your commitment to stupidity.
    • AnonymousMay 7, 2026
      “He served his time..”?! Did you fail grade 3 math? He has another 100+ years more time to do.
  • AnonymousMarch 21, 2026
    Keith has three hands in the AI image. But what you can't see is that Keith only has half a brain, which is clearly functioning poorly.
  • AnonymousMarch 21, 2026
    If this were a picture of Keith in his entirety, even with three square feet, it would be an even more repulsive image than the one shown.
  • Bangkok (aka The Retard)March 24, 2026
    I wanted to add something here…

    Keith would be a free man today IF he could go backward in time (to about 17 years ago) and reverse his fateful decision to pick a fight with Mr. Frank Parlato, Jr.

    If Keith and NXIVM didn't pick a fight with Frank (while spending years trying to destroy him) — Frank would never have created The FrankReport to document the crimes of NXIVM personnel.

    Frank assisted many victims in compiling evidence against NXIVM (using his website and also speaking with victims directly via phone and/or in person).

    Frank was the 'glue' that brought many of the victims together.

    Therefore, Keith would likely be a free man today IF he had never picked a fight with Frank Parlato.

    That's simply a fact. …And I honestly believe that Keith thinks about Frank from his smelly prison cell — to regret that he UNDERESTIMATED the mighty Frank Parlato, Jr.

    I challenge any man (or woman) to speak up and refute these obvious truths.

    I shall metaphorically SHIT on any person who attempts to claim otherwise.

    Have a good day. 🙂
    • NutjobMarch 24, 2026
      While what Bangcock posted is technically correct, it’s also impressively narrow. Keith went after everyone he had a problem with. Toni Natalie, Susan Dones, Barbara Bouchey, Joe O'Hara, James Odato, Rick Ross, John Tighe, etc. etc.

      It’s the scorpion and the frog. The scorpion stings because that’s what it is. It was just a matter of time until Keith ran up against a Frank Parlato.

      Would he be free today if not for Frank? Maybe, but we know Keith would have never stopped pushing the envelope and never stopped making enemies unless/until somebody else stopped him.

      Poor Bangcock can’t recognize a pattern if it stung him on his scaly back, and somehow thinks the Vanguard vs. Frank battle was a one-off.
  • Dr. MoreauMarch 25, 2026
    Attention don’t read this article read this summary:

    RE Bangkok’s Homage to My Friend Keith:

    Excellent Observations and points made by Bangkok:

    1. “Kieth flew to the sun” like the phoenix. He symbolized the rebirth of mankind and the resilience of fate.

    2. “Kieth lost it -all.” Keith like Job was tested by God. God is meaner than the devil so is Keith Christ.

    3. “The branding of the women was to teach them that men are preposterously foolish.”

    4. “Kieth is a deity not a demigod.”

    5. NutJob is nuttier than the Sultan Six

    6. Christ is to Vanguard as Chris Kringle is not to Santa.

    7. Kieth and Charlie Manson are not Cisgendered but not nonbinary men.

    8. Kieth was a good man not like the evil and malicious Dennis Burke!!!

    9. Love is not a fairy tale but true love is loving Keith.

    10. Black men run fast – problems, run faster!

    Thank you Bangkok for explaining the context of life.
    • NutjobMarch 26, 2026
      Nice list. Nice way to spell Keith. Nice of you to participate on FR. Hope all is nice.
    • AnonymousMarch 27, 2026
      White people drive SUVs. When they want to go faster, they step on the gas pedal.
    • AnonymousMarch 29, 2026
      Incredibly insightful!!! This is pure genius!!!!
  • AnonymousMarch 25, 2026
    “I cannot say—that you do not regard me as a person or thing that takes the place of another, usually through intrigue, force, or strategy.
  • Gifted OneMarch 28, 2026
    Wow! Lmfao! What a sick joke we've been fooled! They called u a

    psycho! No it's them!!! Post Office Pin Ups. Read.jpg
  • AnonymousApril 1, 2026
    Frank is in prison that someone like Rener – who is in prison – will never know. 8 years later and he is still prattling on about him.

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