The Raniere Photoshop Gallery One Reader Never Wanted You to See

For years I have occassionally illustrated stories with photoshopped images.

Bangkok wrote that he can tell a photoshopped image from a real photo, at least the ones I have done.

He wrote

Hey, Frank.   Yeah, I’m talking to you, bro.

Your article-writing ability is very good — BUT your ability to create & photoshop images for your articles is downright unprofessional…

Your poorly photoshopped images reflect badly upon your site’s professionalism, making otherwise great articles appear to be less credible.

By the way… I’ve been meaning to tell you this for, I don’t know, maybe around 7 years now, LOL.

With AI at your fingertips (like Grok) you could easily generate professional looking photos instead of the beginner-level ‘photoshopping’ you’ve been doing for years.

Perhaps you see ‘pure gold’ as you finish each shitty photoshopped image.

But the rest of us see unadulterated & professional garbage (aka PURE VISUAL POOP!).

To be honest, I can’t believe that nobody else has told you this before now.

But I guess retards like Nutjob and Niceguy are too fucken ignorant to recognize professionalism.

Have a great day everybody. 🙂

Bangkok may be blunt, but he is not entirely mistaken; some of my Photoshop excursions have strayed perhaps too far into the realm of the interpretive.

This prompted me to look at the photoshopped images I have done, and asks readers if they can really tell the difference. Here, for Bangkok’s benefit, are some of my Photoshop efforts he may not have reealized were not authentic photos.

Photoshops Revealed

Child Prodigy

Raniere claimed greatness early. Here’s the photographic evidence he never provided.

From early childhood, he demonstrated astounding gifts. By the age of one, he could construct full sentences and questions; he was able to read by the age of two.

He was a precocious child. He read books on quantum physics at the age of two.

Teen Virtuoso

Keith Raniere was a champion at age 11.

By age 11 he was the Eastern Coast Judo Champion, defeating men much older than he.

Keith Raniere [left] said he won the East Coast Judo Championship when he was 11.

He had  many accomplishments as a man and child, that would be unknown but for him telling us.

1971, Warszawa, Polska K-202 w pracowni Jacka Karpińskiego. Fot. Romuald Broniarek, zbiory Ośrodka KARTA

By age 12 he had mastered computers and worked full time as a computer programmer.

This life is nothing short of a blossoming rebirth of sensual transcendence. Greed is the antithesis of transformation.- Vanguardus.

As a teen, he was prematurely hirsute and was a master of many instruments. He was particularly adept at playing the liar (and as he got older he was proficient on the skin flute).

Satyr

No doubt, Bangkok would say this one is ‘visual poop,  intestinal content’ too.

Though he was short as a child, when he reached his late teens he shot up like a weed. When he reached  man’s estate he was a splendid specimen of manhood.

Not a real photo. Keith Raniere, a true democrat when it comes to women. He will take them in all heights and hair colors - provided they are young and very slender.

Athletic Genius

Keith Raniere said he tied for New York State record for the 100 yard dash.

A gifted athlete, at an undetermined time, at an unknown locale, in competition with whom it is unclear, he tied the New York State record for the 100 yard dash and a speed as yet unpublished.

He played concert level perversion at the age of 57.

KR gives his love.

As a longtime practicing hebophile, he believed that introducing teenagers to his teachings would ‘accelerate their growth’ — an idea that should have gotten him arrested years earlier.

.This is not an authentic picture. This is an artist rendering of an actual costume Keith Raniere wore at a Halloween Party at Nancy Salzman's house where he flirted with a teenage girl, concerning her father who witnesses it, according to court documents.

A prankster extraordinaire, he once attended a Halloween party at Nancy Salzman’s house dressed in a this humorous costume.

Though he was a millionaire at age 30 and worth 50 million at age 32, through his splendid Consumer’s BuyLine, he gave the pursuit of money up to become an ethical humanitarian, and founded NXIVM to bring joy to all those who followed him.

Romantic Educator

Who followed him were mostly women and he found he could teach them best if they gave him their undivided devotion and experienced his seminal healing.

He was no slouch when he formed Alousch, LLC

Critics of Keith Raniere suggested he did more than lead the thinking of his followers but he brainwashed them. Here is an artist's depiction of Raniere carefully drying the brains of three of his followers after having washed them and prior to his returning them to their heads.,

He encouraged followers to let him take charge of their brains. Above, Raniere carefully dries the brains of three women after washing them — an ethical service most other cult leaders refuse to provide

I will come after you. I, the most ethical man, who seeks a more noble civilization. My name is Vanguard.

Though he was the most ethical man in the world, he required his female followers to commit to him for life. If they did not he uses the Bronfman fortune to come after them legally seeking their indictments or at least their money. He said this justice would create a noble civilization. Many attorneys secured enough Bronfman money to put their kids through college.

DOS Grandmaster

Keith Raniere met his lover Karen Unterreiner who lies for him and helps him find women and girls to fuck.

His romantic escapades with his female followers were so legendary that they could have been a best selling Harliquin Romance novel.

He had limited time, and so many female students. He found it advantageous to teach two women at a time.

Mr. Lucas was lampooned on Frank Report for his curious subservience to Keith Raniere who seems to be in obvious control of his girlfriend, Diana Lim.

From time to time, Raniere had to deal with women he could teach who were committed to a relartionship with a man. He had to sometimes claim the ancient privilege of Vanguards everywhere – the Right of the First Night (and occasionally the second night and etc.)

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Raniere’s teachings for women could, as it reportedly did, lead to the introduction into NXIVM of  alphaherpesvirus 1 and alphaherpesvirus 2, said to be two of his most loyal long-term followers

No need for you to grow on your own. Vanguard will be there to guide your growth.

He likened his requirement that women must provide him with naked pictures as part of his efforts to protect them, much like a gardener must protect a young plant. As Voltaire said, ” We must cultivate our own garden.” And Raniere’s garden was his followers.

This is an artist's conception: Keith Raniere [standing in shower left] teaches a beta male of The Society of Protectors [lower center on hands and knees ] and his DOS slave wife

To help his male followers, he created the Society of Protectors, where he taught men that he was the Big Alpha Dog, and they accepted his advanced teachings. He also provided important teachings for their wives and girlfriends, if they were slender and attractive.

This teaching went hand in hand with the creation of his secret master slave branding and blackmail sorority he called DOS.

While the artist may not have accurately depicted the models featured in this cartoon, it authentically shows a First Line Master employing Keith Raniere's patent-pending technology for bare bottom paddling.

When the slave did not follow his commands, she had to perform an act of penance.

This Sara's donkey claims to be the smartest ass in the world - or something like that.

While most recognized his genius, there were some who suspected that with his DOS branding and blackmail, he was really a bit of a horse’s ass.

Keith taught that women had to share - all of him.

But he had the balls to keep going and show the world he was right.

But even those who adored his genius did have to admit that branding women and taking blackmail material from them was his Achilles’ heal. And despite his genius, (and Bronfman money) he would not be able to escape the consequences.

He went to Mexico to stay out of jail. He had his attorney, Michael Sullivan, call the wrong district of the DOJ [The Northern District of NY] to give him cover so that in the event he was caught, he could lie his way out and say he was always available for the US Feds. His Chance Card didn't work too well. Maybe if Sullivan had called the right district DOJ [Eastern Distric of NY] - the one that Frank Report, New York Times, and major Mexican media - announced was investigating Raniere - and perhaps if he had told Sullivan about cards left by FBI agents who came to Monterrey trying to find him - and if Sullivan then called the right DOJ district - or the FBI agents who left their cards - then maybe the judge might have believed him that he knew nothing about being under investigation and was not trying to flee US jurisdiction and granted him bail.

After I broke the branding story, the feckless group imploded and the NY Times, then the FBI took an interest.

Raniere left for Mexico. I uncovered his whereabouts. The FBI used my reports to get a search warrant and locate him in a fishing village in Mexico where he was apprehended.

It became clear to me months before he was arrested that he would be spending the rest of his life in prison, where, despite his judo skills, he would be subject to sodomy by sex-starved inmates.

Prison Ahead at the Next Signpost

Not a real photo: Keith is in prison now and the company he keeps is almost exclusively male.

If the prisoner on the right consents, then it is OK and it is not rape. But, and it is a big butt- if he does NOT consent, then it is not consensual and it IS rape. The prisoner on the left must learn what Keith teaches: i.e., that when a man says 'yes', it means 'yes.' When a man says, 'maybe', it means, 'yes,' and when a man says, 'no', it means, 'maybe.'

Implants Can Spare a World of Hurt

I advised him, for his personal protection, to consider, before he was arrested, getting ass implants.

On the other hand, a simple $5,000 operation will make Keith the dancing queen of Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn or anywhere else the feds care to place him.

The less obtrusive ass implants are barely detectable.

Comedy Gold or Visual Excreta

So Bangkok, is this photoshop gold or visual excreta? I’d like to hear from Nutjob and Nice Guy, too.

Prior to his arrest, Frank Report suggested buttock implants for Vanguard - not for beauty, necessarily, but for protection against sexual assault. But will it affect his judo balance?

Of course, he did not heed my advice about the implants. And it is hard to say how he is faring at USP Tucson.

Legacy

While we may scoff at him now, after his passing, which we hope will be many years from now, he will be remembered, alongside other great achievers in history.

There will be places where he will be memorialized, like, perhaps Tussaud’s waxworks.

One day with some luck and a good publicist, Keith Raniere may be enshrined in Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors.

This is not a real picture but rather one I photo-shopped last year to represent Keith Raniere as a wax figure in a wax museum, long after he is sent to prison, a criminal who people, going to a chamber of horrors, will enjoy seeing - because it is remote to them. Like a Jack the Ripper or Charlie Manson, a historical figure of immense evil. For those who have been tormented by him, his victims, there is nothing funny about Keith Raniere.

People, going to the chamber of horrors, will enjoy seeing, alongside other great crimonals such as Jack the Ripper, or Charlie Manson, a historical figure of enormous proportions.

Although, all kidding aside, to those who have been tormented by him, his victims, there is nothing funny about Keith Raniere.