Feds, Lawyers Scramble as Frank Report Investigates the OneTaste Case!

Earlier this year, OneTaste Inc. retained me to investigate the federal prosecution of Nicole Daedone and Rachel Cherwitz.

I have completed my preliminary investigation and, consequently, OneTaste no longer retains me. However, I will continue to publish my findings.

The federal prosecutors at the US Attorney’s Office for the Eastern District of New York blame OneTaste for the information I am uncovering and publishing on FrankReport, as if OneTaste disclosed information under a protective order.

In a civil case in California, OneTaste v Ayries Blanck, her lawyers blame OneTaste for what I am uncovering – as if they revealed information covered by a civil protective order.

Both the EDNY and the civil lawyers’ remarks taste like herrings, red in color.

Ongoing Coverage and Legal Accusations

To date, I have written 37 articles about OneTaste and its motley group of critics.  

Chris Donovan tries hard, but can’t always get his facts straight.

In the California case, Blanck’s attorney, Christopher Donovan, accused me of writing unfairly about the skinny little woman who started the whole prosecution.

Donovan said a blogger is “continuously monitoring this case and attacking our client.”

He said in open court:

 “There is a blog out there that is following this case, that is attacking Miss Blanck and her sister in very graphic and lewd ways, including posting pictures of her.”

Writing a journal in 2015 but starting the actual typing in 2022 is commitment.

Superliar Ayries Blanck claims she wrote a journal in 2015 that mentions a book not written until 2019.

She wrote in her journal that she weighed 98 pounds. That was January 2015. But the photographs told another story. A girl in a bikini, full-bodied, smiling for someone's lens. Not frail. Not broken. Not the kind of girl in the journal the government planned to use.

Ayries Blanck — have you ever seen a more emaciated woman?

Ayries Blanck wrote in her journal that she weighed only 98 pounds when this photograph (which she forgot about) was taken.

Ayries claims she weighed but 98 pounds when this photo was taken. Yeah, maybe if she is three feet tall.

Claims of Improper Disclosure

Ayries’ sister, Autym Blanck’s attorney, Randy Lopez, also accused OneTaste of providing me with information covered under a protective order.

He said in court:

 “The main concern being this information being disseminated to sources outside of either cases.·For example, in the past there has been writings by a blogger by the name of Frank Parlato from The Frank Report, who has written some information about Autymn Blanck, her sister, and others, including making references to the documents that Autymn Blanck has produced in the litigation.·

Another day, another herring.

Federal Concerns and Witnesses

AUSA Gillian Kassner: She’s gone and forgot nothing but to say goodbye to the women she falsely indicted.

AUSA Gillian Kassner is the lead prosecutor. She does not want to turn over evidence of how weak her case is. But she has a solution: Serve red herrings for brunch.

Assistant US Attorney Gillian Kassner said the government was “monitoring very closely” The Frank Report, and they were reluctant to hand over legally required discovery to the defendants because they said, without evidence, the prosecution was seeing the names of witnesses written about in the Frank Report.

It’s a funny thing. The Assistant US Attorney wants to avoid turning over its legally required discovery, including disclosure of witnesses, because they are worried I might write about their witnesses.

Profiles of Potential Witnesses

So far, they have revealed five remotely possible witnesses in their doomed, evidence-free case through publicly filed documents.

Ayries Blanck

Mitch Aidelbaum

Andy Cortado

Kara Cooper

Adam Jacobowitz

I would be surprised if the prosecutors call any of them.

Ayries Blanck’s Public Persona

Ayries Blanck made a public spectacle of herself in the media long before the indictment of Daedone and Cherwitz as a critic of OneTaste. In my opinion, she is the source of the criminal case against Daedone and Cherwitz.

I wrote all the telling information about Ayries Blanck in my post, Journal of Lies, on June 2, 2024, more than a month before the protective order in the civil case came out on July 9, 2024.

Ayries’ bullshit came out in a Netflix documentary where her sister Autymn appeared years earlier.

Autymn Blanck reads from the journal that she and her sister duped Netflix into believing it was written in 2015.

No protective order was in place when I wrote about Ayries’ phony journal and how her sister Autymn got paid $25,000 to collaborate in defrauding Netflix and possibly lying to FBI Special Agent Elliot McGinnis – not that he’d care.

Additional Characters in the Narrative

An artist's interpretation of Special Agent Elliot McGinnis with his stolen documents

Collodi said “stolen fruit never fructifies”, but how about stolen documents? We can only query Special Agent Elliot McGinnis.

Mitch Aidelbaum told the FBI he hacked his former employer's laptop and stole documents. Did he give the documents to the FBI?

Mitch Aidelbaum told FBI Special Agent McGinnis that he hacked his former employer’s laptop and stole documents.

Mitch Aidelbaum illegally hacked into the OneTaste server, stole attorney-client-privileged documents and handed them to FBI Special Agent Elliot McGinnis, who illegally used them.

All of this came out in public filings. Just like it came out that dirty cop McGinnis told Ayries Blanck to delete her email account and told Autymn Blanck to hide the phony journals by secreting them to him so he could obstruct justice, and no one might find out they were phony.

No wonder they threw this cat off the NYPD back in 2009.

Ayries schemes on the beach.

98 pound liar Ayries Blanck – is she writing her journal in the sand?

Ayries did not write the journals as she said in 2015 – and everybody knows it.

Andy Cortado, who I have mentioned in passing, got copies of the stolen documents but is entirely irrelevant to the case.

Cooper’s Follies

Kara Cooper is another person who got her hands on the illegally stolen documents and turned them over to McGinnis, who probably deposited a brick when she offered it to him because he had already secretly and illegally had them for nine months.

Kara Cooper wanted to be a roommate, and she was willing to do what it takes, provided she could sue later.

Cooper is a character. She made herself known to me (and the world) not through OneTaste violating any protective order but when she publicly sued OneTaste based on her bizarre story of abuse.

I wrote about her lawsuit.

The most bizarre and funniest part of her lawsuit is that she is suing because she was unhappy about her lifestyle in San Francisco, where she shared housing with several OneTaste students.  What made it bizarre is that she volunteered to sleep with three male roommates in a marathon session, either in tandem or in such rapid succession that it was likened to a choo-choo train.

She slept with the men to get entry past others, waiting for a room in the rooming house.

We all know what she is. My writing about her was just me trying to determine the price.

Adam Jacobowitz Esq.

As for Adam ‘Teddy Bear’ Jacobowitz, Esq, my information about him comes from a OneTaste Medium article. The ethically challenged lawyer with a fetish for his stuffed animal is the subject of a grievance by OneTaste CEO Anjuli Ayar.  Not the teddy bear but Jacobowitz himself.

I have also written about other OneTaste former students or employees who the prosecution has not named as witnesses.

Some of the others I wrote about are the devious opportunist Michal Neria and her broken-hearted beau, Mike Safyan, who I found, amusingly, was the caboose in Cooper’s choo-choo train ride into the rooming house.

(I heard it said that that horny Cooper woman used those poor men like fuck toys. Found them, felt them, fucked them, got into the rooming house, then forgot them – except to name them in a lawsuit. But then again, others see her as a forlorn victim. One person who knew about her train ride into a new room, asked me if I heard about Kara Cooper and added, “poor thing, she’s flat on her back.”

I never saw a plaintiff more completely altered: Her hair turned quite gold from grief.

A Crew of Ninnies

There were others. And Lord, preserve the prosecutors if they call these highly impeachable witnesses in the trial.

Mark Gottlieb and Caitlin D’Aprano, who outed themselves in a civil lawsuit; Ravi Agrawal, Ayries’ rich boyfriend whom she falsely accused and who made a blessed escape from her; Hamza Tayeb, who, to hear him tell it to Bloomberg Businessweek, left his baby on a doorstep; the drunken Audrey Wright – who appeared in Netflix in a rare moment of sobriety and, finally, let us not forget the world’s most handsome man by his estimation, the peacock Ruwan Meepagala, who loved sharing with Bloomberg almost as much as he loves looking at himself in the mirror.

Ruwan Meepagala, an enchanting man utterly enchanted — with himself. (from his collection of 100,oo1 selfies)

I am trying to track down a rumor that Meepagala broke his nose when he hurriedly kissed the mirror.

A Fair Offer

If the prosecutors or civil lawyers can show me one instance of my publishing anything that would have required me to have access to anything covered under a protective order to publish, I will pay them $10,000.

I have just one condition: if someone accuses me, they must do so with specificity. If I show them how I obtained this evidence from public documents or media interviews of these “victims,” or anywhere else that any good reporter could obtain, they must pay me $10,000.

Everything I published was obtained from publicly available documents and interviews with people who witnessed various events.

Sure, from time to time, my writing has been enhanced by simple deductive reasoning, something that the lawyers, FBI Special Agent McGinnis, and regrettably the prosecutors in this case are entirely inadequate at. 

When the prosecutors are a little thin on evidence they offer up a rare and delicate treat.