Bangkok: Though a Lowly Sicilian, Frank Defeated Formidable NXIVM and the World’s Smartest Man

Editor’s Note MK10ART did the paintings. See her work on Instagram.

By Bangkok

I think we should all pause for a moment and reflect upon the achievements of Mr. Frank Parlato Jr. (a Sicilian migrant).

MK10ART's painting of Keith Raniere [l] and Frank Parlato [r]

MK10ART’s painting of Keith Raniere [l] and Frank Parlato [r]

More than a decade ago, both Keith Raniere and NXIVM decided to pick a legal fight with Frank.

It was a real-life ‘David vs. Goliath’ legal fight for all the marbles.

(MK10Art)

Parlato was up against a really smart brand. (MK10Art)

Frank was at a substantial disadvantage. Frank should have been easy prey for the wealthy NXIVM organization — or so they thought.

But yet, Frank managed to dispatch both NXIVM and Keith Raniere — as both are now just distant memories.

MK10ART's painting of Frank Parlato being drawn in a chariot by his slaves Keith Raniere and Clare Bronfman. The ironic touch is that these two tried to make Parlato the slaves of the state and slightly missed the mark.

MK10ART’s painting of Frank  drawn in a chariot by Keith Raniere and Clare Bronfman. 

Florida Not a Nice Place At All

Florida includes the entire Florida peninsula, stretching southward into the Gulf of Mexico and bordered by the Atlantic Ocean to the east.

As this map shows, Florida includes the Florida peninsula, stretching southward into the Gulf of America, and bordered by the Atlantic Ocean to the east.

Florida is a warm place with lots of fish swimming in the waters around it.

Florida is a place with alligators, mosquitoes, and fish swimming in the waters around it, and pelicans trying to eat them.

All the while, Frank has been left to bask in the golden Florida sun on his boat — although, he must still spend his days swatting away the many mosquitoes which dominate that horribly humid state for 9 months of the year.

Florida is a HUMID SHITHOLE!!!! I ain’t gonna move there!!!! California has the best weather, you fucktards.

When I look at Frank, I don’t see a giant-slayer who could neuter a powerful man like Keith Raniere while simultaneously felling a giant organization like NXIVM.

One of the people Keith tried to put behind bars is the Frank but it did not work out as he expected.

Keith (r) tried to put Frank (l) behind bars but it did not work out as he expected.

Sicilian Heritage

When I look at Frank, I mostly see a guy who descends from HUMAN DRECK (i.e., his ancestors were probably a bunch of lazy Sicilian paupers who contributed very little to our economy after migrating).

Sicilians often were featured prominently in lists heralding their accomplishments.

Sicilians often were prominently featured in lists heralding their accomplishments.

Sicilians often captured public attention for their vivacity, skill, and accomplishments.

Sicilian women are reserved, modest and charming, unlike the women in America.

Sicilian women are reserved, modest and charming, unlike the women in America, who are but one step from the gutter.

Sicilians are known for their handsome looks.

The women are noted for the comely appearance.

Frank Lentini was a Sicilian like Frank Parlato.

Sicily is an island with lots of good things including swordfish swimming around it.

Sicily is an island with lots of good things, including swordfish swimming around it.

Lookism In Play

Yet, appearances can be deceiving. Frank is obviously a man who’s easily underestimated by others.

MK10ART's painting of Susan Dones and Frank in the Lost Women of NXIVM

MK10ART’s painting of Susan Dones and Frank in the Lost Women of NXIVM

The question is, does Frank intentionally lull his enemies into underestimating him? Is Frank playing 4D chess?

Or, is it all just happenstance — where Frank just seems to get lucky at the last minute, akin to a real-world Mr. Magoo?

Frank after defeating the DOJ's 18 bogus charges against him.

Frank after defeating the DOJ’s 18 bogus charges against him. (MK10Art)

We will probably never know.

Have a good day. 🙂