Bangkok: FBI Agents Living the Dream; Solving Crime and Slaying in Suits

By Bangkok

Great article, Frank.  FBI Special Agent Elliot McGinnis Under Fire: Immolation Almost Certain

I have a good suggestion for future articles that you can write.

I think you should begin writing more articles which expose various myths & facts about FBI agents, as described below.

For example, just like most people in America, I had always assumed that FBI agents were the most ultra-qualified, ultra-accomplished, and ultra-professional law enforcement officers in the country.

I had assumed that only the ‘best of the best’ could even apply to be an FBI agent — and only the most qualified could be accepted.

Don't forget there are girls in the FBI and all of them are curvaceous and beautiful

Don’t forget there are girls in the FBI and all of them are curvaceous and beautiful

But, I’ve recently learned that’s not even close to the truth. Oh, how wrong I was. LOL.

Today's FBI is filled with ace agents who dress smartly and do the job rightly.

Today’s FBI is filled with ace agents who dress smartly and do the job rightly.

I’ve learned that many FBI agents are people who’ve made no arrests (or very few arrests) and many of them have almost no real experience fighting ‘serious’ crime — (i.e. they are more akin to Keystone cops than experienced law enforcement, LOL).

No profile of the FBI is complete without examining the profiles of the good looking agents who comprise the FBI.

That’s probably why many of the ‘J6’ FBI Teams dressed up in SWAT gear just to raid a bunch of family homes with nothing but grandmas, children, and ordinary folks inside — while acting like they were taking down a heavily-armed drug cartel or something, LOL.

FBI agents are ready to bust in on your grandma and shoot if necessary.

The FBI features a diverse wokeforce.

I also heard that 5,000 FBI agents (nearly 15% of all FBI agents) were assigned to investigating non-violent J6 protesters who didn’t do anything except walk on government property without violence. What a joke.

Plenty of action and plenty of telegenic agents.

I saw a post on Twitter that said average FBI agents:

1) Are paid between $130k-$170k
2) Have made no arrests (or very few arrests)
3) Accrue 50 paid vacation/leave days per year
4) Are basically no different than the lazy bureaucrats which occupy other bloated government agencies that waste money hiring useless idiots

The FBI gives out lots of awards.

The FBI agents often work in pairs.

Of course, I don’t know if all of those things are true or not (since I only know what I read on the Internet) — but, I think you should write some articles to confirm various facts about FBI agents in general.

Contrary to what Bangkok writes, this photo of FBI Agent arresting a man shows that arrests are made frequently.

Contrary to what Bangkok writes, this photo of an FBI Agent arresting actor James Gregory shows that arrests are indeed made.

Sometimes the FBI has to risk life and limb and gop under cover.

Sometimes the FBI has to risk life and limb and go under cover as communists, hippies and undesirables.

Help eliminate the ‘myths’ that people tend to believe about FBI agents.

This chart shows the kinds of crime the FBI works on.

This chart shows some of the kinds of crime the FBI works on.

Many FBI agents are bilingual so they understand what criminals are saying in different languages.

No one post can tell the complete story of the FBI. It would take at least a 90 minute movie.

Before they were called the FBI they were called G Men.

Before they were called the FBI, they were called G Men.

Unlike your average cop, the FBI do not wear uniforms. They are dressed in plain clothes as they say, but an FBI agent is never dressed plainly.

Unlike your average cop, the FBI agent does not wear uniforms. They are dressed in plain clothes as they say, but an FBI agent is never dressed plainly.