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By Bangkok
This is in response to Paul Serran’s Surging Populations of Pigs Wreaking Havoc.
I would like to offer a different perspective.
I have no problem with the feral pig population becoming bigger.
The more feral pigs we have — the more bacon & pork will be available indefinitely.
Bacon is a delicious and wholesome food. So is fresh pork. It’s carb-free. Yeah, it’s got saturated fat — but it causes no insulin to be released after eating it.’
Are you a low-fat diet idiot?
Well, the majority of dumbshits who eat low-fat diets are some of the FATTEST PEOPLE. Why? It’s because a low-fat diet is a HIGH CARB diet. You fucken imbeciles.
Most of you are too fucken stupid to know that excess carb intake leads to excess blood sugar and insulin, which leads to slow and steady weight gain — which is precisely what causes insulin resistance over time.
Insulin resistance is the biggest reason why Americans are getting fatter than people in other countries. That’s a real fact. It’s not a theory.
Americans massively overeat carbs far more than any other type of calorie.
Many Americans eat between 55%-60% of their calories from carbs.
The human body was not designed to process so many excess carbs.
Our caveman ancestors didn’t have access to very many carbs (they ate mostly protein and fat from meat, with a few carbs from natural sources).
Excess carb intake is a modern day problem.
All carbs are converted into pure sugar after being digested by your small intestine.
That’s right. Foods like oatmeal, rice, pasta, fresh fruit, or veggies are converted into the same sugar that a candy bar converts into.
If you honestly believe that oatmeal will make you skinnier than a candy bar, you’re dumber than a box of rocks.
Sure, oatmeal has a few more vitamins/minerals than a candy bar — but vitamins/minerals won’t make you skinny. You imbeciles.
Oh… And if you believe that foods like oatmeal & veggies will digest more slowly than a candy bar (and therefore cause less insulin to be released) — that only applies to raw & uncooked foods like raw & crunchy vegetables, or lesser processed foods like steel-cut oats).
If you’re eating highly-cooked (very soft) carbs like instant oatmeal and soft veggies, you may as well eat a candy bar instead. Very little difference.
Getting back to the topic of feral pigs…
Feral pigs are good. I advise people like Paul Serran to eat more low carb pork. Eat those feral pigs. Blessed are those pigs.
If a feral pig comes strolling into your garden, don’t despair, just kill and roast that motherfucker over an open fire. It’ll be delicious.
IMO, Paul Serran is a pussy.
If Paul ever saw a feral pig — he’d likely wet his pants and/or shit his pants out of fear.
I, on the other hand, will confront those feral bastards and let them know who’s boss — and I’ll come away with a delicious roasted meal.
Feral pigs are good. Let them multiply. Stop insulting pigs! You asshole! They are delicious!
Have a fine day. 🙂
Though it is a corporate-engineered, sugar-drenched addiction stick, candy bars can offer a quick burst of energy.
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I wanted to elaborate on something I already mentioned in this article.
Question #1: Are complex carbs (veggies, oatmeal, rice, etc) really healthier than junk food?
Question #2: Do complex carbs really release blood sugar more slowly than junk food?
Question #3: Are fiber-rich fruits healthier than junk food?
In reality, these beliefs contain a small kernel of truth — but they are 80%-90% misleading and wrong.
This is an example of using a kernel of truth to hide a mountain of lies.
Truth is, about 10%-20% of the American population is extremely ‘insulin sensitive’ (these are the healthiest people) — which means their bodies can digest ALL carbs without releasing as much insulin as everybody else.
But, for the majority of Americans — this is NOT true. The majority of Americans (via genetics and/or years of bad nutrition) are becoming more and more ‘insulin resistant’ over time.
FYI: This doesn’t mean they are becoming diabetics. It simply means they are closer to the diabetic spectrum (of blood sugar) compared to healthier people.
We’ve all been told that eating fruit is healthy, right?
But… Natural sugar in fruit is NO DIFFERENT than eating table sugar.
Even Frank, our resident hero, is likely too fucken ignorant to truly understand this fact. 🙂
That’s right. Eating 2 large apples (about 220 calories of carbs) will raise your blood sugar higher than eating a 250-calorie candy bar or bowl of ice cream.
Don’t believe it? Let’s test it out.
Just buy a glucose meter from your local CVS or Walgreens — and VERIFY it yourself. Costs about $20. You fucken imbeciles! 🙂
FYI: Anybody can buy a glucose meter (without a prescription). In fact, most keto dieters monitor their blood sugar this way.
I implore Frank to do the same — so that he doesn’t wind up looking like Alonzo in a few years. 🙂
How to test?
1) When you wake up one morning, test your blood sugar before breakfast, and write it down.
2) Then, eat a candy bar or bowl of ice cream for breakfast (with nothing else) — and test your blood sugar about 1 hour after you finish eating. Write down the ‘increase’ to your blood sugar.
3) The very next morning, test your blood sugar again (before & after breakfast) — but, this time eat a bowl of oatmeal along with fresh fruit. *Make sure the calories from this meal equal the calories from the breakfast you ate the day before (equal servings).
4) Compare the blood sugar changes from each of those 2 breakfasts.
Guess what? The breakfast consisting of oatmeal & fruit will show a higher blood sugar increase compared to the candy bar or bowl of ice cream.
Guess what? You’ll get the same results testing a lunch consisting of lowfat white rice, mixed vegetables, and chicken (compared to an equal-calorie lunch consisting of vanilla ice cream).
Now all of you can kindly KISS MY PRISTINE ASS.
Have a fine day. 🙂
PS — Please stop being UNHEALTHY. I implore you to kindly adopt the low-carb lifestyle. You bastards. And please stop eating fucken SEED OILS, you assholes!
No, we shouldn’t eat pork. Even if it is to control the feral, free-roaming pigs. We should eat bugs and maggots. Or live as vegetarians or vegans. There is no pork on the menu.
On a little more serious note, has there been any actual research done as to the taste, nutritional value and food suitability of wild pigs vs domesticated pork? By someone who actually knows what in hell they are talking about.
If wild pig is suitable as food, I think old Elon will find a way to tap this issue as a new natural resource.
I appreciate you Bangkok.
Did you ever meet up with Lauren? I heard you bought a mangy beagle just for her to groom. I wish you the best with her and hope you post lots of pics.
Nice theory, but trained diabetes educators (of whom my aunt is one) have a ton of science on their side showing that high fat intake actually causes insulin resistance. Sugars and simple carbs may exacerbate diabetes, but high fat intake causes it. Take a good look at the book Mastering Diabetes and all the science behind it: https://www.masteringdiabetes.org/low-fat-diet-for-diabetes/
The authors both have type 1 diabetes and reduced their dependence on insulin (something that can’t be eliminated with a type 1 diabetic) to extremely small amounts by following this diet.
There’s plenty of evidence that a low-fat diet is the best for a diabetic. I know people (including a couple family members) who reduced the need for medicine and even reversed their diabetes completely by following such a diet. So a high fat diet may seem appealing, but it’s not healthful at all.
Bangkok has the insights and such pith.
I shall never look at schnitzel the same way again.
Thank you, Bangkok!!!!!
Fuck you, Bancuck, you fucking PIECE OF SHIT! I know this was a jab at me! So what if I eat two loaves of bread with two pork loins for breakfast!? So what if I drink a gallon of chocolate milk and a dozen boston cream pie donuts for lunch!? And so what if its a bakers dozen? And so what if I eat two large pizzas for dinner!?
Frank, you fucking asswipe! How can you let this Bancuck post this bulllshit about fat people like me!?
Fuck you, Frank Report Assholes!!
You don’t have Ozempic face. You were always ugly.
Fuck you Frank, you fuckig asswipe!!
The CW is developing a new sequel series to Smallville, it is called Largeville. The setting is current day, after Lex Luther poisioned te water supply with a chemical to trigger thyroid dysfunction, causing sll the residents to rapidly gain weight. I will play Chloe Sullivan!
Fat will be fantastic! All the actors will be more morbidly obese.
Any suggestions on other characters?
Yes, the ugly woman who commits suicide to make a point that no one cares about her. And because of her weight, they need a crane to lower her into the casket. And then she comes alive and says it was all a hoax.
Easy ShadowState1958 you can play Chloe.
Call the cast of “The View”.
They are toooo fat. Like, when they step on the scale, it reads, “shall we continue?”.
Frank, why don’t you play match maker and introduce Ms. Chapman to Richard Luthmann? They seems to have a lot in common.
I believe Richard has a female friend. But Ms. Chapman is, apart from her distracting obesity and halitosis, an individual who could conceivably attract the interest of a man at some point after her mental health issues are quieted through proper medication.
I am a VERY STABLE GENOUS!
I am well aware of your propensities.
Has Richar’s “female” friend past a chromosome screening as female or is “she” someone he met working after hours at an I-75 truck stop providing “driver services”?
The one thing I never understood is,if she was so poor all her life, how could she get hands on so much food? This must be the only country where you can live in “poverty” and weigh 400 pounds.
She started an Only Fans.
My other question is, how can she be a mental health counselor when herself has a decades long history of mental illness and is on a cocktail of psychotropic drugs? Seems dangerous.
She is probably as qualified as most mental health counselors.
Frank
Uhm…..
Paying a hooker to be your female friend —don’t count….
ATTENTION!
ATTENTION!
ATTENTION!
This day in Frank Report History:
Does anybody remember the time when Frank decided the Frank Report was going to become a family friendly website?
LmaO!!!
https://frankreport.com/2020/06/15/trolls-gone-wild-over-new-comments-policy-i-reply-to-anonymous-beefs/
Those were the days!!!!
Wild pigs …
“Yeah, it’s got saturated fat…”
Actually wild pigs have less fat than beef. In fact they’re lower in saturated fat than beef cows or domesticated pork.
I have to agree with Nice Guy on this point.
Even though he’s often incongruent, Bangcock tries. Sometimes he tries hard. This low carb kick was his magical way of avoiding COVID. He needed to do something because he refused to get the jab. Bangcock believes the COVID vaccine is bad. So, low carb was the magic weapon to stay safe and dodge the Kung Flu. But alas, poor Bangcock ended up getting COVID and it sucked. At least he tried sorta hard…
Even though Bangcock HATES the COVID jab and thinks NOBODY should EVER get it, he’s a big fan of the vaccine schedule that Big Pharma shoves down our throats. Bangcock thinks we should get every vaccine EXCEPT the COVID jab. He trusts Big Pharma and jumps when they tell him to jump. His kids will be getting the HepB shot the second they pop out of his cousin’s tummy. Those kiddos will get 6 shots at the 2month visit. Another 6 at 4 months. And ONLY 7 at the 6 month visit (Ha Ha Doc, I’m NOT giving permission for the COVID jab!) Nice try Bangcock. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwZNG7Uuu7g
I have never gotten a vaccine in my life. They are poison and can cause impotence.
Wait a second…
You’re implicitly admitting you’re Bangkok…..
To be continued…