Frank Parlato
Glad Tidings
There is good news on the Raniere front.
Keith Raniere was always a cut-up and prankster extraordinaire.
His wide-eyed fans, blindly obedient followers, and confused devotees finally have a real-life depiction of their Vanguard, who could do everything – such as make a seven-day week turn into ten days around his birthday on August 26.
He would appear on the third day of his birthday celebration and still have a week left to celebrate.
To attend Vanguard Week, his followers paid $2,000 + for a 10-day tribute, called Vanguard Week.
V-Week has been relatively tame since his incarceration, with prices and attendance plummeting.
Keith Raniere’s “Culty Cut Ups”
For now, comes a special offer. It speaks for itself, and one should order fast while supplies last.
Raniere has joined other top-notch cult leaders like Jim Jones and whoever that blonde man is in the picture below as a world-famous cult leader. You can dress him in different outfits for only $20 with the paper doll cut-out art below.
You can buy a 2024 calendar too for just $30…
Or if you like looking at Raniere’s muscular gams, consider a mug for $19…
Snow Globe
And in time for Christmas 2120 for only $25, we have the Raniere’s Exceptional Clarity Tempered-glass Artisanal Landscape (Rectal ™)
Followers may recall the old days when Raniere would create a new NXIVM course, computers went on the blink, radar detectors went off, and it would suddenly snow in Albany in the middle of January.
Celestial Wonder
Each unique and perfect flake dances its ballet of frozen beauty through the sky.
They cascade from the heavens and descend to earth, blanketing the ground in an icy embrace, but a barrier invisible to the naked eye called unification, which no suppressive can imagine, prevents not a single flake from marring the sanctity of his transcendental harmony,
The Snowflakes’ Celestial Choreography
To get your Raniere snow globe or Raniere paper doll cut up, visit the Fugitive Gift Registry online store, and get your tribute to Raniere products.
Vintage Raniere
I am reminded of how Raniere once solved the problem of a well-to-do devotee who was having a reaction to the fact that she lost her key ring, which had the key to her safe, which contained the cash she was going to invest in the commodities market under Raniere’s guidance.
Raniere designed a simple flier to pass around the neighborhood:
It is still a mystery how a thief got in without any visible marks of breaking and entering on either the front or back door. The burglary distracted her from her reaction to losing her keys to the fact that they took the safe. She could no longer invest in commodities with Raniere, which made her appreciate him much more.
Although she perhaps never realized that the net results of investing with Raniere in the commodities market would have been identical to a thief taking her money.
Vanguard Week begins this year on August 23, at a place to be determined.
Viva Executive Success!
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Frank Parlato is an investigative journalist, media strategist, publisher, and legal consultant.
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Frank Report
John Tighe: The Idiot’s Guide to Keith RaniereMarch 3, 2022
https://frankreport.com/2022/03/03/john-tighe-the-idiots-guide-to-keith-raniere/
Keith Raniere idiot
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https://youtu.be/Dfp5q3T4j8Y
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if Keith Raniere put his hair in a little top ponytail with a bow he would also look like Miss Piggy https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/14.0.0/svg/1f614.svg #QueerJoy #QueerCouple
https://www.tiktok.com/@couplagoofs/video/7240516721503718698?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc
https://boingboing.net/2014/03/20/hell-on-earth-how-to-imprison.html/amp
His life could be worse.
Medium.com
I looked into E.L.F CosmeticsNXIVM Cult Connections So YouDon’t Have To!
Traci (with an i)
4 min read ·Jan 11
Did I review sunscreen marketed by an alleged cult?
Recently, I launched a Medium series reviewing products designed to protect your health and started with looking at sunscreens sold by E.L.F Cosmetics. Upon publishing, I was alerted to recent news of E.L.F Cosmetics association with NXIVM, a cult lead by Keith Raniere who was charged with sex trafficking, racketeering, and conspiracy. As I mentioned in my original piece, I have been a user of E.L.F Cosmetics makeup and skincare long before I wrote the piece. I am also an advocate against sexual assault and do not want to recommend products by companies complicit in violence. I decided to look into the connections between E.L.F Cosmetics and NXIVM in order to better form an opinion on the company.
First of all…what is NXIVM?!
NXIVM was cult fronted as a self-help corporation that sold expensive trainings called Executive Success Programs (ESP). In essence, it was a pyramid scheme that recruited women for “Dominus Obsequious Sororium” (DOS) which was described by federal prosecutors as a “sex cult” that operated within NXIVM to traffic and exploit women. The organization made headlines when Allison Mack, an actress known for her role in Smallville, was arrested in 2018 for her role in recruiting women and abuse including isolating recruits, forcing them to lose weight and sleep, use of corporal punishment and branding. Multiple members are now in prison for their involvement, including Keith Raniere; Allison Mack was only recently released. The cult has been subject to multiple documentaries and you can check out “The Vow” on HBO or “Seduced: Inside the NXIVM Cult” on Stars to learn more.
Wow! So… how are they affiliated with E.L.F?
The success of E.L.F Cosmetics has partially been due to their work with a marketing group called Movers+Shakers, who have also worked with brands including Neutrogena and Tinder. Lead by the married duo Geoffrey Goldberg and Evan Horowitz, Movers+Shakers assisted in developing E.L.F’s successful “Eyes Lips Face” campaign and their brand recognition among the millennial and Gen-Z age groups through innovative social media marketing.
https://medium.com/@fightthelongdefeat/i-looked-into-e-l-f-cosmetics-alleged-cult-connections-so-you-dont-have-to-f580c3406d05
Goldberg and Horowitz were diehard Raniere supporters. The super feminine one sang with Pimp Mack to Vanguard at V- Week. The worshipped a child rapist.
Just found this using keywords “nxivm novelty gifts”. I wonder what is next in the novelty world for the wonderful Vantardo.
Was this pic taken after its first use? Meaning was Keith’s face on it when purchased or did it appear when it was pulled out of her shit-pipe?
Don’t give Alison mack any ideas
I think Allison “Pimp” Mack has an assortment of dildos, butt plugs, nipple clamps, torture devices, etc. Her and Dani Padilla were into BDSM.
Allison is a deranged, demented person.
Re: ‘She (Allison Mack) and Dani Padilla liked BDSM.’
That certainly hasn’t changed. Mack and Padilla are still into BDSM. Longstanding sexual preferences don’t change. It’s more likely that those preferences will be taken to extremes when the opportunity presents itself and one or more people willingly participate or are forced to participate.
Very true. Even Pimp Mack admitted it was a good thing she was stopped because things were escalating at a rapid pace. What started as casual sex between her and Vantard, turned into threesomes. Then to whipping, paddling, beatings, branding, starvation, psychological torture, punishment, false imprisonment, sex trafficking and rape. One does not just come back from that. I am sure she is still into it. If not doing it, fantasizing about it.
Is “Keith Deep” a new thing? Like, “She went ‘Keith Deep’ on that dildo. “
Anyone know what happened with Samantha Le Baron?
She was a hardened slave in DOS. She was unconditionally loyal to Vantard and was a regular in the Dossier Project circus side show.
She suddenly disappeared and has not been heard from. None of the raining DOS ever talked about her.
Nicki Clyne was Keith’s prized possession.. She has a platform. More than all the other DOS combined. When Nicki finally left Keith, DOS were infuriated. Seething with anger at her ethical breach.
Now DOS is a mere five members strong. Are they loyal to Vantard or just afraid of their collateral being released?
I read Samantha left because her association was causing her kids to be bullied or isolated by their peers. And she couldn’t form any business or personal relationships once people found out. However, she still sides with the leftovers in secret. Shhhhhh….
Samantha’s family were a cult. An offshoot from the Mormon faith. They were so crazy, they settled in Chihuahua, Mexico because the traditional Mormon church rejected them.
Sadly, nine of her relatives were gunned down by cartel members. This may be a reason she left the “leftovers”? First time I have seen that term used to describe the Dead-enders/Dimwits.
Wow!!! I did not know that!
Yep. Very strange story.
https://frankreport.com/2019/11/05/the-lebaron-massacre-and-the-lebaron-connection-to-nxivm-and-keith-raniere/
It is more about access to the water resources in the ground, on which all agriculture in the region depends. If you take water away from people, don’t be surprised if they fight back. Conflicts there are often handled differently (and usually not in court) than we are used to in ‘western’ countries.
But children were killed. This wasn’t just a dispute between adults.
As far as the remaining leftovers, I really think this is their income from Clare Bronfman.
Well, Clare was/is collateral manager. She holds their collateral. If they do not what she says, she releases it.
I doubt Danielle cares, but the rest of them do. Danielle is a exhibitionist.
Speaking of Danielle, she just made another IN video about the collateral and how she still does “penances”. She looks and sounds so unhinged.
She doesn’t consider burning flesh as harm. Burning flesh is mutilation. She is lucky their wounds were not infected. Poor Danielle.
In Smallville’s realm, where dreams took flight,
Lies woven by darkness, hidden from sight.
Enter the Vanguard, with promises grand,
But behind the facade, corruption was planned.
Paper dolls danced in their delicate home,
Unaware of the darkness where they’d roam.
Alison Mack, once a star so bright,
Caught in a web of deceit and contrite.
Frank Report sounded the truth’s resounding call,
Exposing the lies that had entrapped them all.
A house of cards, built on manipulation and lies,
Tumbled and fell as the light revealed its guise.
NXIVM’s economic forum, a twisted charade,
Where the powerful schemed and the innocent paid.
Salzmans, Bronfmans, and Salinas in the fold,
Their grip on the truth, a tale to be told.
Even Hollywood’s allure couldn’t mask the shame,
As the evil within was brought to its claim.
Clintons, Dalai Lama, all part of the game,
But truth can’t be hidden, it will rise and reclaim.
So let this be a lesson, a tale from the past,
Of how even the mightiest structures won’t last.
For when the truth is spoken, and justice prevails,
The house of cards falls, and the darkness unveils.
Hi Sultan-
Hope all is well!
Canada is still the Maple Leaf.
Wow. That’s really good.
Thanks for sharing.
Allison “Pimp” Mack. What an animal she is. She is the face of evil. Sex trafficking kids, sexual assault, deceit, coercion. She is a vile human.
Keith Raniere’s Class Photo from Suffern High School
https://www.reddit.com/r/theNXIVMcase/comments/jjrveb/keith_ranieres_class_photo_from_suffern_high/
There should be cut ups of Suneel and Clare.
Maybe we should get this for Suneel?
https://youtu.be/ZsyCAVv5IUI?feature=shared
Why are Branson involved with (, nxvium ,) Zelensky,are thousands of children going missing to traffickers? Britni’s Turner ? Her lil biz op? Ariel island ? They work with Branson? Boom how did she who lived in a car get very very wealthy global community redevelopment of nations? Virgin unite ? The elders? Cult maniacs. Ukraine is the stem cell capital of the world now ! They get stem cells from living babies. They will cell living brain cells from babies. No regulations . Expanding trade all over the world. Global industrialization built on the back of human flesh. Bio labs. They say they are helping children? They remove organs Biden paid for hunters escorts . Joe wired him 5 k to pay for it. His investment funds linked to biolabs engaged in patheon. NXVIUM evil connection to the above . Deep state
My wife and I are ESP alumni, years 2003-2009.
Kieth Raniere is a brilliant man. He mentored our daughter from ages 13-17. He saw potential in her right away! He offerer to give us half priced EM’s for her. We would let her skip school to do private three day EM’s at his townhouse in Halfmoon. We dropped her off with $1000 to give to him, then pick her up three days later. He even let her sleep in his Executive Library with him.
During Kieth’s mentorship, our daughter lost weight to the point where she was 85 pounds. This was very significant to her personal development. He explained taking her to a doctor would be prideful. He recommended she maintain her weight below 90 pounds because it was painful for him and eroded their mentorship. Once he explained the logic for her losing weight, it all made sense and we agreed to keep her on a 400 calorie per day diet, with a mandatory 3 hours of exercise per day. We gave her nicknames like “Ms. Cellulite” when she wanted petty, unnecessary foods like bread and milk.
Unfortunately, she somehow caught HPV from a classmate. In another act of brilliance, Kieth persuaded us to not call the police nor seek medical care. He explained this would be traumatic for our daughter. He told us by treating the condition with EM’s and Intensives, she would overcome the symptoms. When the cancer started, again Kieth was able to get his Nxivm doctors to administer medicine to slow the spread.
She is now in her late 30’s. She is bussing tables at our local greasy spoon. She is working on her GED. She is steryl from having children and needs constant care to treat her damaged organs, BUT her personal development has FAR outpaced what we expected!
Thank you VANGUARD!
FUCK YOU FRANK FOR DAMAGING OUR COMMUNITY!
Nuthin like wise crackin satire!!!
My husband and I were in ESP from 2002-2017. Keith mentored our daughter from ages 13-15, years 2009-2011. He was a wonderful mentor. He would sometimes mentor her all weekend long. We would drop her off Friday night and pick her up Sunday afternoon. How many mentors would let their student sleep over all weekend?
During his mentorship, her grades declined and she became withdrawn from her studies. She began cutting herself. Keith explained this was part of the human growth process and to let her do her own thing and that it is prideful to for us to try to control our teenage daughter. Eventually she had sex with a classmate and we had to get her an abortion. She insisted on us not knowing the boy who impregnated her. Keith explained it is not honorable for us to pressure her to tell us who got her pregnant.
Although there were some growing pains, our daughter eventually benefitted from ESP and Keith’s private two year mentorship. She did not finish high school, but the ESP unlocked her ultimate potential. She is now bagging groceries on the weekends and in outpatient psychotherapy during the weekdays. Before Keith was arrested he explained this is normal and that she is just being difficult. He said she is faking her problems and to not let up or give in. Its just a battle of wills. Its been 12 years, but we feel the ESP benefits will kick in any time now!
Thanks, Keith Raniere and ESP!
FUCK YOU FRANK PARLATO FOR ATTACKING THE HONORABLE, BRILLIANT, WONDERFUL KEITH “VANGUARD” RANIERE.
This doesnt even make sense
It was written by an ESPian. TF do you expect?
https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/gzj3h5/lost_set_of_house_keys/?rdt=37787
Was that Clare?
V week has been extended from 10 days in New York to 43800 days in Arizona. Talk about exponential growth!
e^x=48000, x≈10.779
I trust Keith . I don’t trust the FBI. Keith said he never had sex with Camila until she was 17 and never took a photo until she was 18. I have no reason to doubt him ?
You better believe I bought the coffee mug!
You guys talk big against Keith but if I had a 12 year old daughter I’d jump at the chance to let Keith tutor her. He is so smart and he could teach her a lot. I would trust him and know he does best.
Yes! And boys can learn a lot by having a football coach shower, too! Like how to shift from tight end to wide receiver.
Hector is a sick prick. He sent ALL three of his daughters to live with and have sex with Squarefoot. what a fucking SICKO! And his batshit crazy wife was ok with it. And ALL the Dead-enders and Dimwits of Satan.
Who is still ok with it? We should have a list:
Mark Elliot
Justin Elliot
Michelle Hatchette
Danielle Roberts
Brandon Porter Potty
Megan Mills Hoffman
A. Hinijosa
Lindy Chungky
Suneel ASSWIPER Chakravorty
Leah Mottishaw
Who did I miss?
Sahajo Haertel?
Sahajo is wonderful. She was instrumental in many teachings our daughter benefitted from.
Good call. Forgot about Sahajo.
Eduardo
Yep…
Eduardo Ansunsulo. Anothe Dead-ender asswipe.
Why don’t you get Keithy boy to tutor you?!?
Keith should sue for profit sharing. I don’t know on what basis. It doesn’t matter. Keith is suing. In any case.
Keith, Nancy and Clare sued many people.
Ridiculously Pretty!
January 24, 2024
In search of beauty worldwide
NXIVM’s Nancy Salzman Still Believes ‘17,000 People Got Good Results’—Where She Is NowBY THE CITIZEN ON OCTOBER 17, 2022
https://www.ridiculouslypretty.com/nxivms-nancy-salzman-still-believes-17000-people-got-good-results-where-she-is-now/
Ridiculously Pretty!
January 24, 2024
In search of beauty worldwide
Allison Mack Said Her Involvement in NXIVM Was ‘The Biggest Mistake’ Of Her Life—Where She Is Now
BY THE CITIZEN ON NOVEMBER 14, 2022
https://www.ridiculouslypretty.com/allison-mack-said-her-involvement-in-nxivm-was-the-biggest-mistake-of-her-life-where-she-is-now/
Ridiculously Pretty!
January 24, 2024
In search of beauty worldwide
How The ‘Spirit’ of NXIVM ‘Lives On’ After Its Founder Keith Raniere’s Sex Trafficking Conviction
BY THE CITIZEN ON NOVEMBER 14, 2022
https://www.ridiculouslypretty.com/how-the-spirit-of-nxivm-lives-on-after-its-founder-keith-ranieres-sex-trafficking-conviction/
Ridiculously Pretty!
January 24, 2024
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NXIVM Founder Keith Raniere’s Exploitation of Members Was a ‘Horror Story’—Here’s Where He Ended Up
BY THE CITIZEN ON NOVEMBER 15, 2022
https://www.ridiculouslypretty.com/nxivm-founder-keith-ranieres-exploitation-of-members-was-a-horror-story-heres-where-he-ended-up/
456 Linden Blvd, Brooklyn, NY 11203
Total Units: 16
Lot Size: 4,000 Sq. Ft.
Year Built: 1928
Property Type: Residential
Multi-Floor: 4 stories
County: Kings
Last Sold Price: $1,300,000 (Last Sold Date: 2006)
https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/
LOST! Set of House Keys
https://preview.redd.it/xqaj10fuiu351.jpg?auto=webp&s=695ae8dd3c55e1e8e59a4ebc537192fcc0cf63b5
Can I get a discount if I buy in bulk?
Frankreport: The Satirical Journalist
Personally, I’ve always credited the work of Groucho Marx, Steven Wright and The Vantard as my personal comedic inspiration.
I made a funny
LmFAo!!!!
Glad you like, NiceGuy.
I combined “Pedo Bear” and Squarefoot. Not sure if all will recognize Pedo Bear.
I’m disappointed with the lack of Squarefoot’s volleyball outfit and the square feet. 😁
Right!
Where are the kneepads? No headband? What about the Swoosh hoodie? And his square socks?
While Squarefoot languishes in the SHU, his likeness could roam free. Here’s how.
1.A Keith action figure, garden gnome or life sized cardboard copy that someone can travel with and send him pics.
2. A Keith elf on a shelf, complete with square feet.
3.A Where’s Squarefoot book, similar to Where’s Wally.😁
Or make busts of his feet for novelty book ends.
How about a Vanguard fragrance? It’s also called perfume. But it must not be fragrant.
Oh I saw that on sale, its called fart for flies
Square foot does not languish, he chills out. What is exhausting for others is easy for the smartest man in the world. He also solves his legal problems, which his top-class team of lawyers have not done a good job of solving so far, and thinks about how to solve the world’s most pressing problems.
And he still doesn’t get rained on. I thought he claimed to be able to cure his eyesight too.
Why does Keith still wear glasses when he could have cured himself of his defective vision? Because he would rather help other people than help himself and cure his defective vision?