Eight Years a Jailbird: Happy VJ-Day, Keith

March 18, 2026

Happy VJ-Day, Vanguard — Eight Years a Jailbird

On March 25, 2018, a king became a convict in a single day. Bangkok marks the anniversary.

By Bangkok

We are very close to a special anniversary.

VJ-Day (Vanguard-Jailbird Day)

On March 25th, Vanguard will celebrate being a jailbird for 8 wonderful years.

He’s spent 8 years in various smelly federal prisons.

The stench of federal prison is off-putting. Heck, even the stench of prison FOOD is off-putting.

…And I haven’t even mentioned the TASTE of prison food, which is even worse than the smell.

…And what about the smell of the other inmates? The unsanitary inmates often stink like a mixture of B.O. (body odor) and smelly/unwashed asses.

I could not imagine tolerating those odors for even a single day. Yet Keith gets to smell those wonderful aromas for the next 100+ years.

Just a little over 8 years ago, Keith was living the life of a virtual demigod.

He had a harem of attractive females who literally competed against each other for the prize of bedding Vanguard.

He had access to great wealth to fund his demigod lifestyle.

His followers at V-Week

Close up of Vanguard from photo above

He Had It All

He had hundreds of loyal subjects celebrating his birthday for 10 days each year.

He had it all. Yet, that didn’t seem good enough for Keith. He wanted more. He was unsatisfied with having everything that a man could want.

His ego needed to see his initials branded on women’s bodies. His ego needed to have women obey his every whim, as their Grandmaster of DOS.

 

Keith flew higher than any man before him.

Problem is, he flew so high that he eventually got burned by the sun.

In essence, the almighty universe basically swatted Keith down — like a common housefly.

Back on March 24th, 2018, he was still a king. …But just 24 hours later, it all came crashing down.

It took ONE DAY for a king to be demoted to something less than a servant. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Well… It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

Have a nice day. 🙂

He Lost It All

For more from Bangkok, see Keith Raniere and Charles Manson Were Kindred Spirits.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
14 days ago

Frank is in prison that someone like Rener – who is in prison – will never know. 8 years later and he is still prattling on about him.

Gifted One
Gifted One
19 days ago

Wow! Lmfao! What a sick joke we’ve been fooled! They called u a
psycho! No it’s them!!! Post Office Pin Ups. Read.jpg

Anonymous
Anonymous
21 days ago

“I cannot say—that you do not regard me as a person or thing that takes the place of another, usually through intrigue, force, or strategy.

Dr. Moreau
Dr. Moreau
22 days ago

Attention don’t read this article read this summary:

RE Bangkok’s Homage to My Friend Keith:

Excellent Observations and points made by Bangkok:

1. “Kieth flew to the sun” like the phoenix. He symbolized the rebirth of mankind and the resilience of fate.

2. “Kieth lost it -all.” Keith like Job was tested by God. God is meaner than the devil so is Keith Christ.

3. “The branding of the women was to teach them that men are preposterously foolish.”

4. “Kieth is a deity not a demigod.”
5. NutJob is nuttier than the Sultan Six
6. Christ is to Vanguard as Chris Kringle is not to Santa.

7. Kieth and Charlie Manson are not Cisgendered but not nonbinary men.

8. Kieth was a good man not like the evil and malicious Dennis Burke!!!

9. Love is not a fairy tale but true love is loving Keith.

10. Black men run fast – problems, run faster!

Thank you Bangkok for explaining the context of life.

Last edited 22 days ago by Dr. Moreau
Nutjob
Nutjob
20 days ago
Reply to  Dr. Moreau

Nice list. Nice way to spell Keith. Nice of you to participate on FR. Hope all is nice.

Anonymous
Anonymous
19 days ago
Reply to  Dr. Moreau

White people drive SUVs. When they want to go faster, they step on the gas pedal.

Anonymous
Anonymous
17 days ago
Reply to  Dr. Moreau

Incredibly insightful!!! This is pure genius!!!!

Bangkok (aka The Retard)
Bangkok (aka The Retard)
23 days ago

I wanted to add something here…

Keith would be a free man today IF he could go backward in time (to about 17 years ago) and reverse his fateful decision to pick a fight with Mr. Frank Parlato, Jr.

If Keith and NXIVM didn’t pick a fight with Frank (while spending years trying to destroy him) — Frank would never have created The FrankReport to document the crimes of NXIVM personnel.

Frank assisted many victims in compiling evidence against NXIVM (using his website and also speaking with victims directly via phone and/or in person).

Frank was the ‘glue’ that brought many of the victims together.   

Therefore, Keith would likely be a free man today IF he had never picked a fight with Frank Parlato.

That’s simply a fact.  …And I honestly believe that Keith thinks about Frank from his smelly prison cell — to regret that he UNDERESTIMATED the mighty Frank Parlato, Jr.

I challenge any man (or woman) to speak up and refute these obvious truths.

I shall metaphorically SHIT on any person who attempts to claim otherwise. 

Have a good day. 🙂

Nutjob
Nutjob
22 days ago

While what Bangcock posted is technically correct, it’s also impressively narrow.  Keith went after everyone he had a problem with. Toni Natalie, Susan Dones, Barbara Bouchey, Joe O’Hara, James Odato, Rick Ross, John Tighe, etc. etc.

It’s the scorpion and the frog. The scorpion stings because that’s what it is. It was just a matter of time until Keith ran up against a Frank Parlato.

Would he be free today if not for Frank? Maybe, but we know Keith would have never stopped pushing the envelope and never stopped making enemies unless/until somebody else stopped him.

Poor Bangcock can’t recognize a pattern if it stung him on his scaly back, and somehow thinks the Vanguard vs. Frank battle was a one-off.

Anonymous
Anonymous
26 days ago

If this were a picture of Keith in his entirety, even with three square feet, it would be an even more repulsive image than the one shown.

Anonymous
Anonymous
26 days ago

Keith has three hands in the AI image. But what you can’t see is that Keith only has half a brain, which is clearly functioning poorly.

Allen
Allen
26 days ago

It’s an absolute disgrace that people who were criminals just as bad as KR was are out free and he can’t get out. He served his time, and he deserves to be released. If criminals Nancy, Lauren, and Allison are out enjoying their freedom, KR should be out!

Anonymous
Anonymous
26 days ago
Reply to  Allen

You must identify the logical flaw underlying your argument.

Nutjob
Nutjob
25 days ago
Reply to  Allen

Are you new?

Snorlax
Snorlax
25 days ago
Reply to  Allen

I’m impressed by your commitment to stupidity.

Anonymous
Anonymous
27 days ago

Is the little hobbit James McGibney still claiming weird things? As a former marine, only men that enlist as administrative clerks either washed out of other jobs or were completely useless and that was the only thing they could get in as.

Premiumcaviar
27 days ago

too bad Keith can’t get cavier. He’d like it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
27 days ago

I’m surprised that Trump hasn’t pardoned him yet. Does he not have enough money to pay for one?

Anonymous
Anonymous
27 days ago

Nancy, Michelle, and Lauren should be in prison.

Pilgrim
Pilgrim
27 days ago
Reply to  Anonymous

Lauren for sure. Showing her repulsive face in public is a crime against humanity.

Pilgrim
Pilgrim
27 days ago

VJ day is still celebrated in Rhode Island. “Victory Over Japan” day. We are the only state to c continue celebrating each year.

Keith Ranierre is a fucking jailbird asswipe.

Wehrmacht Sturm
Wehrmacht Sturm
27 days ago

This article is just a distraction from focusing on the real criminals. the guys that said “no more wars” and have led us into Iran. The guys and their families that are in bed with the Saudi and Israeli governments and stand the benefit from this war

Nutjob
Nutjob
27 days ago

IDK what the fuck is going on – but I’ve been in agreement with most of what Bangcock posts for like 2 years now. (other than the doctor shopping so he can make his girlfriend’s toddler get extra vaccines before RFK bans them)

Anonymous
Anonymous
28 days ago

Vanguard is the new Icarus, who flew too close to the sun and crashed. Keith should not have gone through this if he’d received a better education. Keith must have read the wrong books—like ones on how to torture people. He should have studied Greek mythology instead. Now it’s too late for that.

Anonymous
Anonymous
28 days ago

Ha, ha, ha. Vanguard will undoubtedly reap as much glory in the next eight years as he did in the past eight. His success is going to last.

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