The Perfect Prison for The Perfect Prefect

Nancy Salzman

[With apologies to Paul Anka and Frank Sinatra]

And now the end is near
So I face the final curtain
My friends, I’ll say it clear
And state my case of which I’m certain


The Prefect Will Be Reporting to Prison on January 19th

Nancy Loshin Salzman – formerly known as The Prefect and soon to be known as Federal Prisoner #25533-052 – has received her prison assignment and will be reporting to Federal Prison Camp (FPC) Alderson on Wednesday, January 19, 2022.

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FPC Alderson

FPC Alderson is a minimum-security camp located in Alderson, West Virginia with a population of just under 700 inmates.

A complete list of federal prison camps can be found HERE.


I’ve lived a life that’s full
I’ve traveled each and every highway
And more, much more than this
I did it my, my way


Request for Assignment to Danbury, CT Prison Turned Down

Frank Report readers will remember that Nancy had requested to be placed at the Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) in Danbury, CT – which is the closest federal prison for female inmates in terms of Albany, NY. That request was endorsed by U.S. District Court Nicholas G. Garaufis, who had presided over Nancy’s plea deal and sentencing.

FCI Danbury, CT

But all decisions about where federal prisoners will serve their time are made by the Bureau of Prisons’ (BOP) Designation and Sentence Computation Center. In making those decisions, the BOP begins by calculating each inmate’s “security level” in order to ensure that they are placed in an appropriate facility.

Given that she was assigned to a federal prison camp – as opposed to a low-security federal prison – Nancy had to be given a Level 1 “security level”. As such, she will be serving her 42-month sentence in a facility that offers dormitory-style housing rather than one that has cells – and, because of her advanced age (67), she will automatically qualify for a lower bunk.

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A typical room at FPC Alderson

All of Nancy‘s sister-inmates at FPC Alderson will be there for having been convicted – or pleading guilty to – a non-violent offense. In addition, most, if not all, will have less than 10-years left on their sentences.


Regrets, I’ve had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exception


620 Mile Car Trip

Because FPC Alderson is far away from where Nancy is currently living, she has requested permission “…to leave New York early on the 18th of January, remain in a hotel that evening so that she will be able to enter the facility in the morning of the 19th rather than late in the day after a ten – eleven hour drive”.

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It’s a long, long way to Alderson, WV

It is expected that her request will be granted.


And I planned each charted course
Each careful step along life’s byway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way


Who Will Accompany Nancy to Prison?

Presumably, Nancy will be driven to Alderson, WV by one or both of her daughters, Lauren Salzman and Michelle Salzman-Myers. It’s also quite possible that Michelle will be accompanied by her computer-hacker husband, Ben Myers – and maybe even their child who was born in August 2021.

Lauren Salzman
Michelle Salzman-Myers and Ben Myers

Lauren, age 45, pled guilty to two felonies – Racketeering and Racketeering Conspiracy – and was sentenced to “time served” and 5-years of probation by Judge Garaufis. She is currently working as a professional dog groomer in the Albany, NY area.

Despite their involvement in several of NXIV/ESP’s criminal activities, Michelle and her husband were never charged with any crimes. Most recently, Michelle has been working as a Life Coach for Sculpted Vegan, a company owned by former NXIVM/ESP member Kim Constable (Her fee for telling others how to improve their lives is $250.00/hour).


Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall
And did it my way


Admission & Orientation

During her first two weeks at FPC Alderson, Nancy will participate in an Admission & Orientation Program. This will entail a series of lectures and group meetings that will allow all the new inmates to learn about the facility’s activities, programs, and regulations.

Nancy Salzman just prior to sentencing

During this time, Nancy will also be given a physical examination – and complete a series of educational and psychological tests. Insofar as I have been able to determine, she will not be given any EMs at this time.

For those who want to learn all the details about day-to-day life where Nancy will be spending the next three years, here is the FPC Alderson Inmate Handbook.


I loved, I laughed, I cried
Had my fill, my share of losing
And now as tears subside
I find it all so amusing
Just to think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way
Oh no, oh no, not me
I did it my way


COVID-19 Protocols Have Been Adopted

Like most other federal prison facilities, FPC Alderson is operating under a variety of COVID-19 protocols. These reportedly include no visitation at the present time (Inmates may still be allowed to meet with their attorneys on an “as needed” basis).

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Nancy’s new home away from home

In addition to canceling visitation, FPC Alderson has also implemented temporary changes to several other operations. This includes, among other things, reductions in access to the law library, educational programs, religious services, recreational activities, etc.

It is uncertain when federal prisons will return to “normal” operational protocols.

But probably not for several more months.


For what is a woman, what has she got
If not herself, then she has not
To say the things she truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way


The Biggest Challenge for Nancy May Be FPC Alderson’s Medical Facilities

Like most federal prison facilities, FPC Alderson offers a very limited array of medical services.

Following the physical exam she will receive as part of the Admission & Orientation Program, Nancy will be eligible to receive an annual physical exam and an annual breast exam and PAP smear. Given her medical history (e.g., breast cancer, double mastectomy, etc.), it is possible – but certainly not guaranteed – that she will receive additional exams.

MK-10’s portrait of Nancy

Unfortunately for Nancy, FPC Alderson is not located near any major city.

Thus, it is unlikely that she will be transported outside the facility to receive any other medical services she may need unless/until she is in extremely serious condition.


How Will Nancy Fare in Prison?

How people fare in prison depends a great deal on how adaptable they are to new conditions and lots of rules.

And prisons have all sorts of informal rules beyond the ones that are delineated in the official handbook.

One of the key ones is showing respect to other prisoners.

Another is learning to listen more than you talk – especially after you’ve first arrived.

And a third is learning to hide your emotions.

Given Nancy’s pre-prison life, it’s quite possible that she will run afoul of one or more of the informal rules at FPC Alderson.

Hopefully, once the current COVID-19 spike is over and prisons return to normal operations, we’ll be able to get information on how The Prefect is faring there. In the meantime, anyone who wants to write to Nancy can do so at the following address:

Nancy Salzman

Register Number 25533-052

Living Unit #____ (Not yet assigned)

Federal Prison Camp

Post Office Box A

Alderson, WV 24910


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K.R. Claviger


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  • “COVID-19 Protocols Have Been Adopted” KR Claviger

    Tell me, Claviger, how those protocols are working out.

    The TV Funnymen Bob Saget was fully vaccinated and boosted and he still died of a heart attack.
    The “Kiss of Death” appears to be replaced with the “Syringe of Death.”

    • I’ll be happy to answer your question as soon as you answer the two questions I have previously asked you on several occasions:

      (1) Tell me what experience and/or expertise you have that makes your opinion about COVID-19 more informed than any other person’s opinion?

      (2) If you really believe in personal freedom, why do spend so much time telling other people what they should do in terms of COVID-19?

      Needless to say, I won’t hold my breath waiting for responses from you!

      • I don’t tell anyone what they should do with regards to Covid-19.

        Get jabbed and boosted as many times as you like.
        It is Joe Biden and his supporters who strong arm people into getting injected with experimental vaccines.

        As for Anthony Fauci Senator Rand Paul noted right away that Fauci was changing the rules all of the time.
        And Fauci was denying the existence of “natural immunity.”
        Fauci is more of a politician than a medical doctor.
        And Senator Paul noted that Fauci’s prevarications pointed to a guilty knowledge as to the origins of Covid 19.

        You might take time to read Project Veritas which has recently uncovered attempts by Fauci and his friends to use Defense Department funds to finance the Wuhan Bioweapons Lab.

        Congressional Members send letters to CDC, Secretaries of Defense and Health and Human Services demanding answers on COVID-19 origin and DARPA documents revealed by Project Veritas reporting

        [WASHINGTON DC- January 13, 2022] Members of both chambers of Congress have sent scathing letters to government officials seeking answers in the aftermath of military documents uncovered by Project Veritas which revealed a proposal from EcoHealth Alliance to research bat-borne coronaviruses that was rejected by DARPA and a potential cover-up of those documents.

        Madison Cawthorn, Bill Posey, Diana Harshbarger, Lisa McClain, Randy Weber, and Matt Gaetz sent letters to Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin, CDC Director Rochelle Walensky and HHS Secretary Beccerra asking them to confirm if the explosive documents were indeed “hidden in a top-secret share drive.”

        From letter from Senator Ron Johnson to Sec Def Lloyd Austin.
        On January 10, 2022, Project Veritas published an August 2021 disclosure from U.S.
        Marine Corps Major Joseph Murphy concerning the origins of COVID-19.1 According to the
        document, Major Murphy sent the disclosure to the Department of Defense (DoD) Office of the
        Inspector General (OIG) for investigation. It is my understanding that the disclosure was
        subsequently referred by the DoD OIG to the DoD’s Research and Engineering office for further
        According to the Major’s disclosure, EcoHealth Alliance (EcoHealth), in conjunction
        with the Wuhan Institute of Virology (WIV), submitted a proposal in March 2018 to the Defense
        Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) regarding SARS-CoVs.2 The proposal included
        a program, called DEFUSE, that sought to use a novel chimeric SARS-CoV spike protein to
        inoculate bats against SARS-CoVs.3 Although DARPA rejected the proposal, the disclosure
        alleges that EcoHealth ultimately carried out the DEFUSE proposal until April 2020 through the
        National Institutes of Health and National Institute for Allergy and Infectious Diseases.4 The
        disclosure highlights several potential treatments, such as ivermectin, and specifically alleges
        that the EcoHealth DEFUSE proposal identified chloroquine phosphate (Hydroxychloriquine)
        and interferon as SARS-CoV inhibitors.

        Why the devious funding of Gain of Function research at the Wuhan Lab?

        • Another impressive example of what a good Google search can do – but, once again, you failed to answer either of my questions – which were:

          (1) Tell me what experience and/or expertise you have that makes your opinion about COVID-19 more informed than any other person’s opinion?

          (2) If you really believe in personal freedom, why do spend so much time telling other people what they should do in terms of COVID-19?

          Are you just another keyboard warrior who likes to look up biased information that fits with your mindset regarding COVID-19, Joe Biden, Donald Trump, conspiracy theories, etc. – or do you have any sort of real-world education or experience that would make it compelling for anyone to listen to you?

          And do you really think that presenting numerous comments containing links to biased stories concerning COVID-19 is not telling people what they should think and do with regard to the virus?

          What really pisses me off about ass-clowns like you is that you’ll spend hours spewing misinformation about something like COVID-19 – and you won’t give a rat’s ass if someone follows your recommended opinions and ends up dying as a result. Maybe you should inject yourself with Clorox and give the rest of us a break!

          • Sorry, I have zero tolerance for people who put other people’s well-being in danger. Although I believe everyone is entitled to their own opinion about just about anything, I do not believe anyone is entitled to try and convince someone else to adopt their opinion unless they have the requisite education and/or experience that makes them an expert about the subject matter in question. This is particularly true of someone like Shadowstate whose only “expertise” appears to be that (s)he has the time to do lots of searches on Google and Wikipedia.

          • I understand KR. And yes it is frustrating. Some people are just jerks, and you cannot change that.

            Ironically, he is just as big of an ass as those he claims to oppose.

          • I will add a corollary to that pissed-off attitude. The misinformation being spewed has led to such an influx of unvaccinated patients in hospital ICUs that we risk burning out the medical caregivers. Here’s a vision of the future – we lose a generation of trained medical staff because they are tired of trying to save people who not only won’t help themselves, but actively oppose the information and expertise those staff worked for years to attain. Why don’t we just go back to the good old days of the shaman? I’d start my own misinformation campaign on the benefits of shamanism against COVID, but my tolerance for celebrating ignorance just isn’t that high.

          • Take the vaccine or do not take the vaccine. Either way, grow up. Stop whining about people that will not take it, and stop whining about the vaccine. Be a grown up and make your own decisions, and stop whining.

        • Shadow-

          —And Fauci was denying the existence of “natural immunity.”

          Yep, Shadow “natural” and “herd” immunity really worked out well for the Native Americans….

          — Fauci and his friends to use Defense Department funds to finance the Wuhan Bioweapons Lab.

          The $600,000 to $3.4 million that Fauci gave is a joke amount of money, when you are talking about the trillions of dollars the Chinese Government has at its disposal.

          The Chinese government doesn’t need Fauci’s paltry $3.4 million.

          Maybe you’re not Bozo, maybe you’re Howdy Doody’s Tinker Bell. 🤡

      • KRC

        They don’t realize that anti-vax is all a grift.

        RFK Jr. had a party with his latest wife and wanted all their guests to be vaccinated.

        The request was made public and RFK Jr. tried damage control but didn’t deny it.

        Most of the vocal anti-vax politicians are triple vaxxed. Ditto the QAnon type influencers. Also vaccinated. And boosted

        They will sell you a book about Fauci. Or a fake vaccination card. Or a “covid is a hoax” T-shirt. But they are taking every covid precaution.

        It’s true. It’s a grift. RFK Jr. is making bank off if it. And these grifters literally do not care if their marks die. As long as you buy their anti-vax merchandise. Or add to their social media profile. Or attend their rallies

    • Shadowstate-

      Your God has this to say:

      COvid is a hoax?
      800,000 Americans dead from Covid

      Hospitalizations are the highest today as a percentage of population than at anytime in the last 100 years.

      Take a bottle of Zyprexa and come back down to earth.

    • So where did you hear he died of a heart attack? Last I saw, that was still speculation and they were still investigating. He got COVID in December; he recovered. That’s exactly what the medical experts are saying the vaccine can do – prevent hospitalization and death.

      And the COVID19 vaccine was not developed to prevent heart attacks so what’s your point. “Rare heart inflammation cases (around one in 6000) were reported in teenagers after their COVID-19 vaccination. These cases have been mild and self-resolving. However, the chance of developing severe illness and death after a COVID-19 infection is much higher (2%-10%). There is a higher risk of myocarditis from COVID itself than there is from the vaccine.” Need more info than that, go talk to the American Heart Association.

      You may choose to yammer on at me with your inane conspiracy theory bullshit, but I won’t waste my time responding further. I just feel bad for people who don’t have access to decent information and end up exposing themselves to harm unnecessarily because they followed the advice of shriekers like you.

        • There is a lot of disinformation around COVID, and many agendas. Makes it difficult to discern the facts. That being said, what does that have to do with NXVIM?

          • I was responding to another of Shadowstate’s attempts to hijack the Frank Report for his irrational and totally baseless claims about COVID-19, President Biden, Dr. Fauci, etc., etc., etc.

            Now, I’m thinking about doing a GoFundMe campaign to raise enough money to pay Shadowstate and Alanzo to permanently leave the Frank Report – and go start their own blog.

            Can I count on you for a small donation to that cause?

          • KRC, Alanzo started his own blog years ago, but he’s hasn’t posted anything there in ages because no one pays any attention to it. Ditto the subreddit he started.

            He doesn’t have any new ideas. His constant anti-cult tribalism refrain is a schtick he picked up from Marty Rathbun. That was a line Marty cooked up when he and his wife were in the process of negotiating their pay off from David Miscavige. Alanzo used ot spend a lot of time brown-nosing on Marty’s blog until Marty’s brand became toxic post-payoff.

            Shadowstate is fucked in the head, but at least he stands for something consistent. Alanzo is just an attention-seeker. If people would simply ignore him, he’d disappear. Even Rathbun ignores Alanzo.

            The only reason he’s here is that Frank is the only moderator who will tolerate him. I guess Alanzo is good for the traffic numbers.

    • The way you dehumanize people who aren’t part of your tribe whether you label them as “cultists” or “criminals” is stomach-turning. Every human misfortune is just grist for your hateful mill.

      • It’s dehumanizing to call all people that you disagree with: tribal ninnies, blind retards, turds and all of your favorite, tired, juvenile and repetitive put downs.

        It is also dehumanizing to attack their wives and mothers with homophobic and misogynistic slurs. Talk about blanket hatred for total strangers.

        • Nancy is a convicted and sentenced criminal. Why should she be treated better? Nancy admitted she hurt and abused others. Why should Nancy be treated better than the people she hurt and the people she destroyed? Nancy is a monster. A scoundrel and a manipulator She deserves a public stoning like the old days frankly. The system is way too nice on her.

    • Most prisons separate prisoners. This particular prison Nancy requested is a free roaming prison camp. Put Nancy in a real prison until covid clears up then put her in this dorm style summer camp.

    • She certainly profited from her stay in the camp, and became a much nicer person by all accounts. I never watched her output before, but now quite like that cooking thing she does with Snoop Dog and thought she held up real well on that roast thingummy

  • Isn’t Clare Bronfman at Danbury FCI? If so, no wonder Nancy Salzman got her request denied to also be at Danbury.

  • I really enjoy your well-informed and incredibly articulated words.

    You shine bright even in a room cast full of lumens.

    Thanks for weighing in. It’s refreshing and enlightening to us all.

  • I can hear the banjos and guitars playing songs from Deliverance now.

    Due to COVID lockdown, Nancy Salzman is going to be in lockdown with her bunkmates most of the day.

    Couldn’t have happened to a nicer nurse.

    Karma is all I gotta say

  • Great reporting! Factual Information together with the “I did it my way” song that put a smile on my face. A job well done!

    Who would 5 years ago have thought she would end up on a bunkbed in a prison dormitory? Certainly not Nancy. Could be worse. Ask Keith…….

    • 5 years ago, Kristin Keefe and others had already warned her of exactly this. She kept playing with the fire and it got her.

      • Ex(Alanzo)

        Trashing people…….

        You trash women and gay people all the time. Dude, you’re a lunatic.


        Everyone on Frank Report is more accomplished than you, save
        Scott Johnson.

  • They are hoping to drive themselves there in what could possibly be snowy weather to turn Nancy Salzman into her prison.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    I’m sure the BOP will understand if she is delayed a day, 2 or 3.

    • As always, it’s the quality of Chris O’Brien’s commentary here on the Frank Report that makes him so popular.

      Do your two moms know you post here?


      • Dearest Miss CattBut,

        ‘Tis me! You are ever the dogged detective. Oh, how art thou?

        It seems only yesteryear, we were
        ‘sword fighting’ in the dark, and partaking in the……..
        “Canadian Porch Swing’.

        P.S. I’m sorry about the perforation from my big toe.

      • Since you’ve decided to talk about people’s parents, turnabout is fair play (or “fair game” as you supposedly-former Scientologists like to say).

        There are plenty of people who’ve posted on the Ex-Scientologist Message Board who knew your parents and who have written about how ashamed they were of you. Your assholish antics aren’t new.

        Some people claim your mother literally died of shame over you.

        Why are you so obsessed with lesbians? Is it because you know you’d lose to me in an arm-wrestling match and that would destroy your precious little hetero-boy ego? Hell, I bet even my wife could best you in any test of physical strength, and she isn’t a bull dyke like me.

        • Whatever Alanzo, go eat a box of RingDings®️.

          Yes, I’m an immature-tribal-ninny and you hate gay people. What does that make you?

          ….And let’s be honest, you hate women. That’s why you attack Sherrizy, Claviger and anyone else you suspect of being a woman.

          You hate women because they won’t give you the time of day…..It’s not because you’re an ugly fat guy; it’s because you are a disgusting and loathsome human being.

          • To be fair, the ugly fat is a big part of why women cross the street when they see Alanzo rolling their way with the mobility scooter he stole from Walmart.

            There’s a whole section of the People of Walmart website devoted to Alanzo sightings. He pretty much spends his whole monthly SSI check and food stamps on Ring Dings.

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