Frank Parlato
In the event that Keith Raniere’s attorney, Marc Agnifilo, is scouring Frank Report to find fictional pictures of Raniere to show the judge, to convince him that people who want to co-guarantee his bail bond – thereby giving Keith a chance to flee the USA – are in danger of serious lampooning – and need to be shielded from me – I thought I would save the estimable lawyer some [billable] hours and put a few in one post.
Starting in January 2016, shortly after I realized Raniere ordered Clare Bronfman to perjure herself to get me indicted, I began making photo-shopped images of Raniere.
Sprinkled over perhaps some 100 of the more than 2,000 posts I have heretofore created, I employed sarcasm and lampooning to make this vainglorious, pathological lying, and insufferably pompous ass who calls himself Vanguard appear ridiculous to his stupidly gullible cult followers.
I wanted to encourage defectors to speak up and be unafraid of this prince of monsters. If I could openly mock this fearsome critter and make him look the actual fool I believe him to be, it might crumble the so-called “internal representation” his followers have of him and snap them out of their brainwashing and hypnotic induction training meant to make them believe he was some sort of demigod.
In response, I am told, Keith ordered his High Rank to instruct followers not to read the Frank Report for – as Nancy Salzman warned them – it might adversely impact their [bogus] internal representation of him which would be hard to undo.
Some of these photos, I admit, I failed to label as photo-shopped in their original posts. I do not know how many readers thought they were authentic photos. If any were fooled, my sincere and humble apologies.
Furthermore, I want to confess, I am a beginner in photo-shop and, though I was quite proud of my amateurish efforts, a number of readers admonished me for my poor photo-shopping skills and said I was entirely unfunny.
Finally, I want to apologize in advance for some of the salacious and ribald images and themes that appear below. However, be advised, the following is for the convenience of Raniere’s legal team so they do not have to bill Raniere [Bronfman] extra hours for scouring more than 2,000 posts to find these – and this post, therefore, is not meant for normal readers.
Any of you who are squeamish, prudish, of delicate sensibilities, or are seeking to maintain your internal representation of Keith, I suggest that you not to read further.
In this rare photo, Rensellaer fullback Keith Raniere breaks free from a tackle attempt by J. Thorpe and runs for a touchdown. Raniere set the triple record for most touchdowns in a single season with 452, most rushing yards, 32,864, and most catches 3,239.
Bare bottom paddling is taught in DOS as a disciplinary technique. The above photo authentically demonstrates how it was administered to disobedient DOS slaves. [Please note these are not real DOS slaves but models chosen for reenactment. In actuality, they are not the correct genders. Only women are paddled in DOS since they are indulgent princesses and drama queens.]
If enough slaves run away, Lauren may finally have him all to herself.
If Scientology has an E-Meter, NXIVM has its patent-pending “Peak” Meter. Keith invented it and tested it on himself. It works.
Frank Parlato is an investigative journalist, media strategist, publisher, and legal consultant.
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Frank is a bad photo shopper. It’s clear that they are fake. He is also a deeply disturbed and mentally deranged individual and the court should order his blog shut down. He’s also a Perv. Look at the sicko concepts he promotes.
Still struggling with the first amendment I see stop projecting your Character defects on to other people you need an e.m.
Stop trolling this blog and start exploring the wonderful possibilities suicide has to offer you
Yes, they are bad, but in a good way. 🙂
Stop this maniac Frank Report must be shut down. This would not be legal in Canada
We aren’t in Canada.
We’re in the good old US of A.
And how would Pea know so much about Canada?
Unless Pea were Canadian.
Pea, a new cartoon for you to enjoy
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnzwlMJh1tN/?taken-by=mk10art
She doesn’t know much about Canada it seems, because posting those types of pics is not illegal here either.
But if Keith wants to sue Frank, he could try.🤣
I loved watching the old SCTV parodying all kinds of famous people.
And those shows were filmed in Edmonton and Toronto.
Those shows featured such great performers as John Candy, Andrea Martin, Catherine O’Hara, Joe Flaherty. Dave Thomas, Harold Ramis, Eugene Levy and loads of other great performers.
You must remember that Nicki Clyne dropped out of college and doesn’t know much about Canadian history and culture.
SCTV’s classic skit “Liberace and Elton John in Dueling Pianos.”
I miss John Candy.😪
I’m surprised you know who all those people are, ShadowState. . Some of them have been gone for many years.
Hahahahahhahahaahahahhaaha this is great entertainment, depicts how dumb people really are. Keep it coming!!!! Thank you for the laugh!
Pea, do you have a hairy bush? If yes, how do you maintain it? Is it an ethical breach to trim it like Rastafarian dreadlocks?
Dress all in black and sleep on train tracks at night. But really nothing could be more ridiculous than that damn avatar baby story he barfs up. Is he a narcissist? The perfect rhetorical question.
You really are too kind Frank, although I’m pretty sure the lawyers will read every word here regardless of your thoughtful synopsis above.
Also, I never before realized that dos reads sop upside down….is there any remote possibility of intended symbolism here? of the yin/yang kind?
sorta like 69
Vanguard’s favorite number.