Vanguard goes into the pharmacy and asks for some viagra.
Have you got a prescription? the pharmacist asks him.
No, but will a picture of Clare Bronfman do? Vanguard says.
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Venereal disease is no laughing matter. Yet sometimes a good laugh – at the idiocy of what is transpiring in the world of Vanguard – might help deprogram some folks wavering on the fence. [And there are several I am told.]
Vanguard uses a myriad of techniques to get people inducted.
So I told the slave the jokes on you You cant catch herpes twiceA teen girl walks into a medical clinic and tells the doctor she has Vanguard Fever Doctor Nope it is Herpes
There was a Mexican man who came to V Week and when he was there he had a lot of sex and never used a condom the entire time he was there Then he returned to Monterrey and one morning he woke up and noticed bright green and purple dots on his penis The man freaked out He went to the doctor The doctor said I have never seen anything like this before We will need to run some tests So they ran some tests and he said come back in three days for your test results The man came back in 3 days and the doctor said I have some bad news You have a disease called Vangaurdian HP It is very uncommon here and we know little about it Im sorry sir but we will need to amputate your penis The man was horrified He went to Clifton Park and saw Dr Brandon Porter thinking he would know more about it Dr Porter said oh yes Vanguardian HP very aware yes The man said My Mexican doctor wants to amputate my penis Unethical Mexican doctor Dr Porter said He wants to make more money that way No need amputate Oh thank god said the man Yes wait two weeks it will fall off by itselfA member of the High Counsel of the Society of Protectors went to see Dr Danielle Roberts She said I have good news and bad news Whats the bad news Your wife has genital herpes Jeez What could possibly be good news She didnt get it from you
A DOS woman returns from V Week and is feeling very ill She goes to see her doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo tests The woman wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital and the phone by her bed rings This is your doctor Weve had the results back from your tests and weve found you have an extremely nasty STD called GASH Its a combination of Gonorrhea AIDS Syphilis and Herpes Oh my gosh cried the woman What are you going to do doctor Well were going to put you on a diet of pizzas pancakes and pita bread Its not on my diet but will that cure me asked the DOS slave The doctor replied Well no but its the only food we can get under the doorYou know I play piano at the concert level So whats worse than lobsters on your piano Crabs on your organWhats green and eats nuts GonorrheaSo if you have the clap and you spread it around is it called applause
So I went to Karen on her birthday and recited this poem Roses are red violets are blue how would you like it if I cum on youSo I went to the store to buy condoms Do you want a bag the cashier asks No I said shes not that ugly
This is awesome! Maybe Keith can use the long “it will fall off by itself” joke as a new ice breaker during his manificently brilliant and not at all overrated talks. Everyone is tired of lying to his face by saying the stupid and drawn out “suspenders stuck in the car door” ice breaker is funny.
But branding women near their vaginas, their submission to 500 calorie diets, vows of slavery, and having men cum on their as acceptance of male domination and polyamorous relationships is dignifying?
Frank Parlato
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This is awesome! Maybe Keith can use the long “it will fall off by itself” joke as a new ice breaker during his manificently brilliant and not at all overrated talks. Everyone is tired of lying to his face by saying the stupid and drawn out “suspenders stuck in the car door” ice breaker is funny.
This is degrading and insulting
But branding women near their vaginas, their submission to 500 calorie diets, vows of slavery, and having men cum on their as acceptance of male domination and polyamorous relationships is dignifying?
More irony.
I believe it is supposed to be degrading and insulting; that is the point.
That was very funny. Good work. I laughed out loud!!
I wish you would not encourage this kind of gutter humor. It degrades Keith and insults women