Opportunity knocks, but who will answer?
The US Government (i.e. all of us Americans) owns the townhome at 8 Hale, made famous in USA v Raniere as the defendant. Keith Alan Raniere’s library.
The FBI visited the property on March 27, 2018, but Raniere was not there. He had been vacationing in Mexico the day before at a lovely seaside villa when several rude gentlemen with guns removed him and delivered him to the West Texas town of El Paso, where FBI agents were on hand to welcome him back to the USA.
Police came and unceremoniously entered the villa.
So as I said, the following day the FBI called at his townhouse, a property actually owned by Nancy Salzman, but purchased for his exclusive use. They found and took various items including a hard drive, which agents later found to have photos of a 15 year old Mexican girl, which qualified as child porn.
For his conduct over 20 years as the grand master of NXIVM, Raniere was sentenced to 120 years in federal prison.
So our fond memories are all we have left of the Vanguard and now that we Americans are selling his townhome, we will not even have the physical domicile where Raniere loved to entertain his lady friends and impress them with his glorious collection of books, his piano rendition of MoonlightSonata, his hot tub and his loft bed.
The government totally mishandled the cleaning of the townhome and while they did a nice job of broom-sweep cleaning, Lord knows what they did with the collection of books and other memorabilia that was personally touched by the noted “smartest man in the world.”
Here are the photos of 8 Hale (below) but before we show them, let me just say that at $148,000 the property is a steal. However, the opportunity to make it into a Vanguard Museum is shot. The books and everything are gone, except the hot tub, which fell through the ceiling.
Outside
Ground Floor
Realtor photos vs. FBI photos
Downstairs Bathroom
The Kitchen
Second Floor
FBI Photos
FBI Special Agent Christopher Mills took photos of 8 Hale at the time of the raid on March 27, 2018.
Almost all that remains of the upstairs library is Raniere’s white board with his latest amazing equations still there.
As you can see above and below the hot tub is still on premises and comes with the sale.
The old sex lair just does not look the same after the ruffians at the FBI got hold of it.
The clothes that once magically appeared – as seen in his closet – just as magically disappeared once the FBI got involved.
In all candor, if you are considering becoming a Vanguard and believe vibrations will lead you to unification – the exalted state Raniere achieved – consider purchasing this wonderful property and imbibing the vibes that infest every nook and cranny of the place. You can’t sweep away vibes with a broom.
Thou wretched, rash, intruding fool, farewell.
Raniere’s piano at 8 Hale. He knew how to play Moonlight Sonata. The piano appears to be gone and is not included in the sale.
Frank Parlato 
Janine Morrison 
J.J. O'Hara 
Richard Luthmann 
Marie White 
Paul Serran
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Pilgrim, you commented below about a potential Frank and Nancy adult themed tryst, and your unpleasantness around the idea of it. You are a latecomer here so I don’t know what you know and what you don’t. It sounds like you might not know the history of Frank and Nancy or why NiceGuy made that comment. So I’ll summarize it briefly for you here and anyone else that may not be aware of it, apologies if otherwise.
All of this is happened, more or less.
It first began on April 30, 1945 when Adolf Hitler died…
A few years later on July 16, 1954 he was reborn as Nancy Salzman. This is a historical fact. keith said so, you can look it up.
About 50 years later, Frank Parlato got hired to do some investigating on some shady real estate deals, and to figure out what happened to Clare and Sara Bronfman’s money. After getting paid $1 million dollars to do some Google searches and drive around LA for a few days, Frank returned to Albany to report his findings.
But Nancy was not interested in Frank’s findings, she was too enamored with his rugged manliness and confessed her love to him. She tried and tried to seduce him, but it was to no avail. Frank resisted her advances and let her down easy, or so the story goes. She should have known that Frank’s type is more like the actress Mary Astor from his favorite film, the 1941 classic The Maltese Falcon.
Later on Frank launched a website that put Nancy in jail. He was then showcased in an HBO series and a book where he discussed giving hand massages to Catherine Oxenberg, all whilst he enraptured her with stories about dining on rattlesnake venom.
The End.
IceNin9-
I love AI written stories!!!!!
Thanks buddy!!!!
Hope FlorRida is great!!!!
Great breakdown. I’d like to add one thing. During this time of sexual tension between Frank and Nancy, Frank consistently spent the night at Clare Bronfman’s house. Poor Nancy…
Some have said that Frank must see the beauty of Mary Astor in Clare.
Here is a photo of Mary Astor, who aged quite a bit, with my next door neighbor, Franchot Tone;
Unanswered questions that only Franchot Tone’s next door neighbor may be able to answer:
wow, yeah she didn’t age well, but who really does? that’s cool he was your neighbor!
Thanks to all this talk about black-and-white movies I had to watch
The Cain Mutiny with Humphrey Bogart on a recent flight.
It’s an excellent movie everyone should watch!
LOL well yes that is a good addition to the saga too Nutjob.
Poor Nancy. That whole time Frank was basically just using her for the Denver omelettes and freshly squeezed orange juice.
Frank, she was doing the best she could and you used her weaknesses to take advantage of that poor woman! Have you no shame?!
I thought Nancy had a crush on Joe O’Hara not on Frank.
Joe wasn’t interested in Nancy and her/NXIVM’s revenge was off the charts.
Priceless pictures of Keith taken into custody in the villa just before the famous “recommitment ceremony”. To say that his day didn’t turn out as he expected is a monumental understatement…..
Marc Agnifillo’s wife, Karen Friedman-Agnifilo is a legal expert on various cable news shows. She also hosts a Meidous touch youtube show. She is good looking and, as far as I can judge, very much Keith’s type.
wow interesting StevenJ. that podcast has 2M+ subscribers, and she is the former #2 for Manhattan DA. She’s all over the Trump trials naturally and has great insight. Thanks for pointing that out, I hadn’t known about her.
You would have to think she was rooting against her husband for the entire NXIVM trial, which is pretty weird. She probably loved the payday her husband got though. The irony is that she could probably have brought charges against keith too if she wanted, along with a number of conspirators in NXIVM. It’s curious that she never did, she obviously would have known a lot about the case. I wonder what the rules are about that, even though she’s not federal , still , a lot of NXIVM stuff happened in NYC.
I wish Claviger or JJ might comment on what all that means and how that works. I wish JJ would have had trialsandtruths still going, with all the Trump cases he’d have an endless amount of content.
Yes, would’ve been interesting to be a fly on the wall during their dinner conversations….
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRxcDgASqSESYsfJlJTKnljlVYtd6HE6pGRog&s
She had to recuse herself from the Weinstein case because of Marc’s job as Weinstein’s defense attorney”
“Embattled Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance Jr.’s top aide won’t take part in the rape prosecution of Harvey Weinstein because her husband works for the disgraced movie mogul’s new defense lawyer, a spokeswoman said Thursday.
Chief ADA Karen Friedman Agnifilo — who last month publicly defended Vance’s decision not to prosecute Weinstein in an alleged 2015 groping incident — recused herself from anything involving the recent flood of accusations against the perverted producer, Vance spokeswoman Joan Vollero said.”
I hope that the ruling on the Rule 33 comes down the pike soon, Will he or won’t he that’s the question of the day .This judge needs to get on with it , Then we all can leave Keith alone for the next 95 years just him and most likely a new cellie, I just bet once the Rule 33 decided on old Keith is gonna be the belle of the ball in general population.
Captain Keith: “Two to beam up, Scotty.” “Energize!”
Mr. Spock: “No, unfortunately not.
There’s no more room for you on our Giant Space Banana.
Live long and prosper.”
Be inconspicuous! Pretending to be humble!
Form an image of yourself (of your character, essence and qualities/abilities) that corresponds to the image you have created yourself. (Illusion)
The purpose of this is to create trustworthiness and credibility.
Who are you talking to:
Frank or Mel Tormè?
Wheres Joanna Gaines when she’s really needed?
There’s not enough sage in the world.
.
Read the meme small print!
Ok, so this topic has been commented on by several contributors, but I think the jacuzzi on the second floor needs its own article. What the fuck type of idiot puts a jacuzzi on the second floor?
I do not understand why Kieth lived in a townhouse after embezzling $150 Million from the Bronfman demons. I mean, Nancy and the other Nxivm morons lived in beautiful houses. Why did he choose a condo?
I feel like maybe he wanted to blend in and seem normal so he could prey on female children to rape?
His whole schtick was that, as a highly evolved person, he was unconcerned with material things. But he sure seemed to like money.
Renunciate!!!!!
How about a dollar?
Nancy Salzman’s parents also bought their house for a dollar. So one dollar should be enough to win the bid.
Lorraine Loshin paid $50,000 cash to bail out Lauren Salzman. Where does a loser stay at home mom (Lorraine) have $50,000 cash just sitting around??
“… This appeal concerns the fundamental rights enshrined in the
Fourth Amendment of the United States Constitution, rights that were
egregiously violated during the search of 8 Hale Dr in Halfmoon, NY, by
FBI agents that led to the criminal charges against Mr. Raniere. The
actions taken during this search not only defy the principles of lawful
investigation but also undermine the integrity of our justice system.
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Because counsel failed to properly challenge these egregious actions by
the government in the search and seizure, Mr. Raniere’s § 2255 motion
is due to be granted. …”
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/6374665/1252/united-states-v-raniere/
Did they fumigate and sanitize the entire house?
No disinfectant helps against Keith because none is strong enough.
Just think of Keith’s supernatural aura, which renders any remedy ineffective.
United States v. Raniere, 1:18-cr-00204, (E.D.N.Y)
Document Number: 1252
Date Filed: Apr 19, 2024
Description: Main Document
Vacate (2255)
MOTION UNDER 28 U.S.C. § 2255 TO VACATE, SET ASIDE, OR CORRECT SENTENCE BY A PERSON IN FEDERAL CUSTODY
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nyed.416187/gov.uscourts.nyed.416187.1252.0.pdf
vainglorious (in American English)
adjektiv
1. boastfully vain and proud of oneself
2. showing or characterized by boastful vanity
I heard Parlato bought the property for $125,000. Then he went to recruit Monica, Dani, Barb, Lauren, ivy , Kristin, Allison, Kathy, Mariana, Pam, Karen, Dawn, Cami (she is over 18), Daniela, Nancy, Rosa Laura, Souki, Nicole, India, Clare, Rebecca and he found that they had all gone away.
Raniere has filed a motion to vacate based on ineffective counsel. Agnifilo will love that, KARma
I’m surprised that it has taken him so long.
It was only a matter of time. Agnifilo knew it would happen before he took the case
The question arises whether Marc Agnifilo kept the numerous post-it notes that were exchanged between Keith Raniere and Marc Agnifilo during the trial. These notes may have contained instructions to Marc Agnifilo that Raniere directed to be carried out.
I believe Agnifilo still has them…
https://www.costume-works.com/post-it-man.html
I think there could be some in his car..
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5515897/Car-completely-covered-post-notes.html
“Inefective”? More total shitbag, incompetent and very bad lawyer who doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.
Ineffective and incompetent is enough to describe him. He openly discussed his depression and the futility of his defense in the hallways, just outside the courtroom. I was flabbergasted by his disclosure and why he didn’t demand that Raniere plead out given his beliefs.
Is toilet paper included with the sale? Suneel demands to know!
Lmao!!!
Benji, rumor has it, Suneel is running this website. Content will be uploaded when Clare is released:
https://www.asswiping.com/
No toilet paper available. And no garage full of Amway detergent, either. Keith was in the MLM business, but he didn’t have a garage full of detergent. Keith was simply smarter than Scott Johnson. Scott was a subordinate of another MLM where you couldn’t be very successful, Keith was the head of his own MLM.
If this is “Aways….l”
What it is! What is was! Rock on!
“All showings will require approval from seller. POF required.” – from the Keller Williams Realty listing
So not only do potential buyers need to have the scratch, but they’ll be vetted by the Feds, too. Interesting.
Keith Raniere is simply too intelligent and a brilliant thinker and intellectual for the stupid FBI and the stupid prosecutors of the Eastern District of New York to have followed Keith’s brilliant strategic thinking. According to Keith’s brilliant plan, there should never have been a successful criminal investigation and indictment. Keith is simply light years ahead of everyone else with his intelligence.
NutJob-
You must be clairvoyant!
Checked with the wife a while back.
No dice!
OneTaste seminar in NY on May 4th. For cover, the Tigers are in town.
I don’t need any help in that area…
Watch the Vice. News special covering One Taste if you want a good laugh!!!
Preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pviR3LjP4hg
Dude actually performs the dead on camera….
Bizarre is all I can say!!!
Thanks for the mention and the “dopamine” kick.
I’m a high flying crank now!
To Suneel,
A special article for your eyes only:
https://www.telegraphindia.com/opinion/the-ugly-indian-man-of-hygiene-hair-and-horrible-habits/cid/1026680
I had no idea you’re the epitome of your countrymen.
At least you’re not alone.
***
Is this offensively racist?
It’s not as offensive as Suneel harassing a woman who was raped at 15.
Maybe Clare will buy it then her and Suneel can move in and he can wipe her ass?
Janine-
LMAO!
Love the lampooning and skewering of ‘Vainglorious’ Vanguard. On point!!!!
***
Attention Readers
Vainglorious is an actual word.
So very apropos…..
Janine,
Nice Guy and myself, have been nursing a grievance centered on being unaware of the matters following below:
Do you shave it or trim it? If either, how often?
How “wide” do you go when doing so?
Do you venture in the backyard as well?
Have you ever clipped the rabbit hole in the process?
How about the hot mud spring? You ever slipped in there for a split second or two? (Unwittingly of course 😔)
Both Nice Guy and I, have a lot at stake hinged on these issues. 😐🙄 We’d be so grateful if you pulled us (both) in the right direction… 🥹
So many thanks,
🤗
🫶
Alex-
I wouldn’t mind if she tugged or yanked us in the right direction!
Imma DM her now 😐, WTF? She can’t let us adrift like this 😞
Adrift? Sailing jargon!!!!!
Would you let her grab your tiller?
Beating your vessel into the wind
***
“Beating into the wind” is a sailing term.
I actually sail!!!
Pretty good for a poop collector, aye Frank?!?!
I love you, man don’t ever change!!!
Signed your dearest crank!!!
I still find it reprehensible what you did to Scott Johnson.
Frank-
What I did to Scott was wrong. Scott was a wonderful human being.
One day his ex wife and kids will forgive him as I have forgiven him.
One last thing!
Even the Web personality known as
Always Marco feels bad.
Marco illuminated Scott’s pitiful existence.
Scott pays money to be on a radio(podcast) show no one listens to. He lives in a shithole even by Mexican, Afghani, and African standards.
That’s a serious shithole!!!!
Is wife and kids no longer speak to him.
Can you possibly imagine any child loving a man like Scott? Seriously! Contemplate it!!!!???!
I feel bad. Scott is more pitiful than a NXIVM follower or a smelly pirate hooker.
***
Yes, I actually contacted always Marco. Cuz I’m a crank!!!!!
LMaO @ myself!!!!
NiceGuy, Grab my tiller using… ? You gotta be more specific! WTF? How do you expect me to accept you as a bona fide sailor when you randomly spurt your message narrative like an unhinged fire extinguisher shooting its white stuff? 😐
Janine-
Why did Raniere splurge on an emergency outdoor power generator?
It’s in one of the pics.
Is that a modular sauna room in pictures 41 to 43????
Is Frank handing the listing? He’s got a real estate license.
If the money is right will Frank do a porn with Nancy?
***
The visual of Frank and Nancy making love just made me vomit in my mouth.
Pilgrim-
That’s rude!!!!
“Love is about a deep spiritual connection. It’s not about the shit on the balls.”
(The Movie 40 Year Old Virgin)
Janine,
Further to NiceGuy’s query, have you been in Raniere’s sauna? If so, what did you wear apart from your favourite bow tie and mauve rubber panties?
😐
P.S. What does your mouth taste like? 🤔
Frank-
LMAO!
As always:
Love the lampooning and skewering of ‘Vainglorious’ Vanguard. On point!!!!
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Attention Readers
Vainglorious is an actual word.
So very apropos…..
Must bring back wonderful memories. Are there any updates on 3 of KRs all time favorites, Alison Mack, Lauren Saltzman, and Nicki Clyne? Would love to know what these brilliant young ladies are up too these days?
Lauren Salzman
Michelle Myers too.
I agree. I think Frank should arrange a roundtable discussion with all of Kieth’s sex slaves. I would love to know what makes them tick. Why anyone would throw away their career’s and life for Raneire?
They have had enough time to heal. Now, we want their stories and all the details not found in printed stories.
Don’t bring them to a round table…..too much ptsd from branding.
A tear down would be preferable.
Thankful the female victims of Raniere are free from his twisted interpretation of reality and his control.
Did they scrub out all the STD laced semen stains Kieth ejaculated – like a fucking orangutan – all over the loft?
No need to clean…..
RSuneel collected every precious drop.
Rumor has it he wants to see the
Blue Flame™️.
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Didn’t the hot tub fall thru the ceiling & destroy the piano????
NiceGuy,
NutJob mention the jacuzzi as well.
Putting a jacuzzi on the SECOND floor of a CONDOMINIUM may be the dumbest, dick-brained idea I have ever heard of!! I had to double check the pic to make sure my eyes were not playing tricks on me.
Only the “smartest man in the world”…
NiceGuy and Pilgrim – Hope you’re both well! If you ever feel a bout of wokeness overwhelming you, look up the Macc Lads on You Tube. I love this story, Frank! If someone buys the house perhaps they should have a blue light outside…
Macc Ladds are hysterical!
My buddy is a big British rock guy. He turned me to them a while back. They are super jerky!
Hope you are good, Pyriel!
Just having a nostalgic phase. I remember being knocked off a beer crate at a Macc Lads gig. Ever heard of Chas and Dave?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_NFqGYqt7iU
Pyriel-
Mac Lads rock!!!!🙌🏼
Solid guitar rifts!!!
Love’em!
Thank you
Nice Guy – This one is too perfect for Vanguard’s preferences. Even a guy as refined as Frank may appreciate this one.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=23tZZ09dDJA
Pyriel-
Love it!!!
My wife doesn’t appreciate it….
🤣
That’s hilarious!!! Where on Earth did you dig that one up?? 😒
I’m not quite sure if you’re asking me Alex but saw them twice in the 80s and 90S. This song iwas new to me until last night though.
The following day at work, the song came to mind out of nowhere and I started laughing softly to myself. It brought some needed change of outlook to my day, I can say. 😁
Pyriel-
Mac Lads rock!!!!🙌🏼
Solid guitar rifts!!!
Love’em!
Thank you
Pyriel, Chas and Dave are actual musicians – (check their wiki entry)dearly beloved by us londoners as purveyors of cockney rhyming brilliance, maybe Pete and Bas come close –
but your Macc lads? What a talentless bag of shite, a total retarded hack vibe emanating from both lyrics and music!! What?!!! still, as long as they keep the ‘wokeness’ at bay and give you maximum opportunity to fall off beer crates – Gertcha Gal!! On you go!!
I’m from Yorkshire, you Southern git!
Guess what? It is possible to like more than one genre of music. Surprising isn’t it? Also, I know who Chas and Dave were and thought they were geniuses. Don’t be a snob.
I’m still trying to figure out how they ran water lines to a loft?
Maybe Kathy Russell had to run upstairs with buckets of hot water?
Pilgrim-
Raniere is such a toolbag.
Taste tested. Mother approved.
More like … Kid tested. Mother approved.
NutJob you are so naughty!
I recognize your humor anywhere!!
LMaO!!!!
Is this in reference to RL Junco offering her virgin, underage daughter to her Vanguard?