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Keith Raniere’s ‘Sex Lair’ and Library – the Townhouse at 8 Hale – Is for Sale for $148,000; Books Removed; Hot Tub Included

04/18/2024  |  Frank Parlato
Keith Raniere’s ‘Sex Lair’ and Library – the Townhouse at 8 Hale – Is for Sale for $148,000; Books Removed; Hot Tub Included
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Opportunity knocks, but who will answer?

The US Government (i.e. all of us Americans) owns the townhome at 8 Hale, made famous in USA v Raniere as the defendant. Keith Alan Raniere’s library.

The FBI visited the property on March 27, 2018, but Raniere was not there. He had been vacationing in Mexico  the day before at a lovely seaside villa when several rude gentlemen with guns removed him and delivered him to the West Texas town of El Paso, where FBI agents were on hand to welcome him back to the USA.

 

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Casa Chocolate, the Mexican villa where Raniere spent his last  hours of freedom.Casa Chocolate, the Mexican villa where Raniere spent his last hours of freedom.

Mexican villa where Raniere enjoyed his last days of freedom.


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Police came and unceremoniously entered the villa.


Raniere was apprehended in Mexico.Raniere was apprehended in Mexico.


 


Keith Raniere just after his last moment of freedom - March 26, 2018. He is seated in the backseat of a Mesican federal police car. Raniere is now seeking to regain that freedom with his Rule 33 Motion for a new trial.Keith Raniere just after his last moment of freedom - March 26, 2018. He is seated in the backseat of a Mesican federal police car. Raniere is now seeking to regain that freedom with his Rule 33 Motion for a new trial.

Keith Raniere just after his last moment of freedom – March 26, 2018. He is seated in the backseat of a Mexican federal police car.


So as I said, the following day the FBI called at his townhouse, a property actually owned by Nancy Salzman, but purchased for his exclusive use. They found and took various items including a hard drive, which agents later found to have photos of a 15 year old Mexican girl, which qualified as child porn.


Raniere at his desk in his library where the hard drive and camera were seized.Raniere at his desk in his library where the hard drive and camera were seized.



The camera was under the desk and hard drive on a shelf.The camera was under the desk and hard drive on a shelf.



FBI took hard drives and other devices belonging to Keith Raniere and Nancy Salzman. They found photos of Camila at age 15, they proved in court, on one of the hard drives,FBI took hard drives and other devices belonging to Keith Raniere and Nancy Salzman. They found photos of Camila at age 15, they proved in court, on one of the hard drives,

FBI took hard drives and other devices belonging to Keith Raniere and Nancy Salzman. They found photos of Camila at age 15, they proved in court, on one of the hard drives.


For his conduct over 20 years as the grand master of NXIVM, Raniere was sentenced to 120 years in federal prison.

So our fond memories are all we have left of the Vanguard and now that we Americans are selling his townhome, we will not even have the physical domicile where Raniere loved to entertain his lady friends and impress them with his glorious collection of books, his piano rendition of MoonlightSonata, his hot tub and his loft bed.

The government totally mishandled the cleaning of the townhome and while they did a nice job of broom-sweep cleaning, Lord knows what they did with the collection of books and other memorabilia that was personally touched by the noted “smartest man in the world.”

Here are the photos of 8 Hale (below) but before we show them, let me just say that at $148,000 the property is a steal. However, the opportunity to make it into a Vanguard Museum is shot. The books and everything are gone, except the hot tub, which fell through the ceiling.

For those interested in walking in Vanguard’s shows and sleeping in his bedroom, the property has 2 beds, 2 baths and has 1,214 square feet of living space.

Outside


The back entrance where Raniere would have women sneak into in the middle of the night – then exit once he was finished “teaching” them – usually about an hour later than they arrived.


Ground Floor


View from the front entrance


Realtor photos vs. FBI photos

908 hale8 haleWhile his women worked, Keith reclined on his couch.

Downstairs Bathroom

878 haleKeith had many beautiful women to provide him with all his needs and work for him. Kristin Keeffe was one of his hardest workers.8 hale bathroom

 

The Kitchen

Raniere's piano at 8 Hale. He knew how to play Moonlight Sonata.Raniere's piano at 8 Hale. He knew how to play Moonlight Sonata.

 

Second Floor

FBI Photos

FBI Special Agent Christopher Mills took photos of 8 Hale at the time of the raid on March 27, 2018.


On this bed lay the subjects of many of his nude photos.On this bed lay the subjects of many of his nude photos.

Close-up of the “loft bed” where Raniere taught his women


Almost all that remains of the upstairs library is Raniere’s white board with his latest amazing equations still there.

8 hale whiteboard8 hale office8 hale library

As you can see above and below the hot tub is still on premises and comes with the sale.

8 hale hot tubHe had a hot tub at 8 Hale. 8 hale hot tub           8 hale dvd

The old sex lair just does not look the same after the ruffians at the FBI got hold of it.

848 haleKeith would get off the couch and play the piano from time to time. He claimed to play at the concert level since the age of 12.8 hale suana8 hale ladder858 haleSauna on the right. A ladder led to a loft with a bed.

8 hale office77 8 haleKeith with788 haleOf all the women he loved, Pam Cafrtitz was one he could tolerate the most. She was the perfectly obsequious slave and the best procurer of women and underage girls for him, There was nothing she would not do. She died if cancer but under strange circumstances. She left him $8 million in her will, her entire estate.

The clothes that once magically appeared – as seen in his closet – just as magically disappeared once the FBI got involved.

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In all candor, if you are considering becoming a Vanguard and believe vibrations will lead you to unification – the exalted state Raniere achieved – consider purchasing this wonderful property and imbibing the vibes that infest every nook and cranny of the place. You can’t sweep away vibes with a broom.

Thou wretched, rash, intruding fool, farewell.

Raniere's piano at 8 Hale. He knew how to play Moonlight Sonata.Raniere's piano at 8 Hale. He knew how to play Moonlight Sonata.

Raniere’s piano at 8 Hale. He knew how to play Moonlight Sonata. The piano appears to be gone and is not included in the sale.

 

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Comments (100)

  • AnonymousApril 18, 2024
    Taste tested. Mother approved.
    • AnonymousApril 19, 2024
      More like … Kid tested. Mother approved.
    • AnonymousApril 19, 2024
      NutJob you are so naughty!

      I recognize your humor anywhere!!

      LMaO!!!!
    • PilgrimApril 20, 2024
      Is this in reference to RL Junco offering her virgin, underage daughter to her Vanguard?
  • PilgrimApril 18, 2024
    Did they scrub out all the STD laced semen stains Kieth ejaculated – like a fucking orangutan – all over the loft?
    • NiceGuyApril 19, 2024
      No need to clean…..

      RSuneel collected every precious drop.

      Rumor has it he wants to see the

      Blue Flame™️.

      ***

      Didn’t the hot tub fall thru the ceiling & destroy the piano????
      • PilgrimApril 19, 2024
        NiceGuy,

        NutJob mention the jacuzzi as well.

        Putting a jacuzzi on the SECOND floor of a CONDOMINIUM may be the dumbest, dick-brained idea I have ever heard of!! I had to double check the pic to make sure my eyes were not playing tricks on me.

        Only the “smartest man in the world”…
        • PyrielApril 20, 2024
          NiceGuy and Pilgrim – Hope you're both well! If you ever feel a bout of wokeness overwhelming you, look up the Macc Lads on You Tube. I love this story, Frank! If someone buys the house perhaps they should have a blue light outside…
          • PilgrimApril 21, 2024
            Macc Ladds are hysterical!

            My buddy is a big British rock guy. He turned me to them a while back. They are super jerky!

            Hope you are good, Pyriel!
            • PyrielApril 21, 2024
              Just having a nostalgic phase. I remember being knocked off a beer crate at a Macc Lads gig. Ever heard of Chas and Dave?

              https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_NFqGYqt7iU
              • NiceGuyApril 22, 2024
                Pyriel-

                Mac Lads rock!!!!🙌🏼

                Solid guitar rifts!!!

                Love’em!

                Thank you
                • PyrielApril 22, 2024
                  Nice Guy – This one is too perfect for Vanguard's preferences. Even a guy as refined as Frank may appreciate this one.

                  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=23tZZ09dDJA
                  • NiceGuyApril 25, 2024
                    Pyriel-

                    Love it!!!

                    My wife doesn’t appreciate it….

                    🤣
                    • AlexApril 25, 2024
                      That's hilarious!!! Where on Earth did you dig that one up?? 😒
                      • PyrielApril 25, 2024
                        I'm not quite sure if you're asking me Alex but saw them twice in the 80s and 90S. This song iwas new to me until last night though.
                        • AlexApril 27, 2024
                          The following day at work, the song came to mind out of nowhere and I started laughing softly to myself. It brought some needed change of outlook to my day, I can say. 😁
          • AnonymousApril 22, 2024
            Pyriel-

            Mac Lads rock!!!!🙌🏼

            Solid guitar rifts!!!

            Love’em!

            Thank you
          • Knees up Mother BrownApril 22, 2024
            Pyriel, Chas and Dave are actual musicians – (check their wiki entry)dearly beloved by us londoners as purveyors of cockney rhyming brilliance, maybe Pete and Bas come close –

            but your Macc lads? What a talentless bag of shite, a total retarded hack vibe emanating from both lyrics and music!! What?!!! still, as long as they keep the ‘wokeness’ at bay and give you maximum opportunity to fall off beer crates – Gertcha Gal!! On you go!!
            • PyrielApril 22, 2024
              I'm from Yorkshire, you Southern git!
            • PyrielApril 23, 2024
              Guess what? It is possible to like more than one genre of music. Surprising isn't it? Also, I know who Chas and Dave were and thought they were geniuses. Don't be a snob.
        • SnorlaxApril 20, 2024
          I'm still trying to figure out how they ran water lines to a loft?
          • PyrielApril 21, 2024
            Maybe Kathy Russell had to run upstairs with buckets of hot water?
        • AnonymousApril 22, 2024
          Pilgrim-

          Raniere is such a toolbag.
  • AnonymousApril 18, 2024
    Thankful the female victims of Raniere are free from his twisted interpretation of reality and his control.
  • AnonymousApril 18, 2024
    A tear down would be preferable.
  • Anonymous1April 19, 2024
    Must bring back wonderful memories. Are there any updates on 3 of KRs all time favorites, Alison Mack, Lauren Saltzman, and Nicki Clyne? Would love to know what these brilliant young ladies are up too these days?
    • AnonymousApril 20, 2024
      Lauren Salzman
      • AnonymousApril 28, 2024
        Michelle Myers too.
    • PilgrimApril 20, 2024
      I agree. I think Frank should arrange a roundtable discussion with all of Kieth's sex slaves. I would love to know what makes them tick. Why anyone would throw away their career's and life for Raneire?

      They have had enough time to heal. Now, we want their stories and all the details not found in printed stories.
      • AnonymousApril 28, 2024
        Don't bring them to a round table…..too much ptsd from branding.
  • NiceGuyApril 19, 2024
    Frank-

    LMAO!

    As always:

    Love the lampooning and skewering of ‘Vainglorious’ Vanguard. On point!!!!

    ***

    Attention Readers

    Vainglorious is an actual word.

    So very apropos…..
  • NiceGuyApril 19, 2024
    Janine-

    Why did Raniere splurge on an emergency outdoor power generator?

    It's in one of the pics.

    Is that a modular sauna room in pictures 41 to 43????

    Is Frank handing the listing? He’s got a real estate license.

    If the money is right will Frank do a porn with Nancy?

    ***
    • PilgrimApril 20, 2024
      The visual of Frank and Nancy making love just made me vomit in my mouth.
      • NiceGuyApril 24, 2024
        Pilgrim-

        That’s rude!!!!

        “Love is about a deep spiritual connection. It’s not about the shit on the balls.”

        (The Movie 40 Year Old Virgin)
    • AlexApril 25, 2024
      Janine,

      Further to NiceGuy's query, have you been in Raniere's sauna? If so, what did you wear apart from your favourite bow tie and mauve rubber panties?

      😐

      P.S. What does your mouth taste like? 🤔
  • NiceGuyApril 19, 2024
    Janine-

    LMAO!

    Love the lampooning and skewering of ‘Vainglorious’ Vanguard. On point!!!!

    ***

    Attention Readers

    Vainglorious is an actual word.

    So very apropos…..
    • AlexApril 21, 2024
      Janine,

      Nice Guy and myself, have been nursing a grievance centered on being unaware of the matters following below:

      Do you shave it or trim it? If either, how often?

      How “wide” do you go when doing so?

      Do you venture in the backyard as well?

      Have you ever clipped the rabbit hole in the process?

      How about the hot mud spring? You ever slipped in there for a split second or two? (Unwittingly of course 😔)

      Both Nice Guy and I, have a lot at stake hinged on these issues. 😐🙄 We'd be so grateful if you pulled us (both) in the right direction… 🥹

      So many thanks,

      🤗

      🫶
      • NiceGuyApril 23, 2024
        Alex-

        I wouldn’t mind if she tugged or yanked us in the right direction!
        • AlexApril 23, 2024
          Imma DM her now 😐, WTF? She can't let us adrift like this 😞
          • NiceGuyApril 24, 2024
            Adrift? Sailing jargon!!!!!

            Would you let her grab your tiller?

            Beating your vessel into the wind

            ***

            “Beating into the wind” is a sailing term.
            • NiceGuyApril 25, 2024
              I actually sail!!!

              Pretty good for a poop collector, aye Frank?!?!

              I love you, man don’t ever change!!!

              Signed your dearest crank!!!
              • Frank ParlatoApril 25, 2024
                I still find it reprehensible what you did to Scott Johnson.
                • Nice GuyApril 27, 2024
                  Frank-

                  What I did to Scott was wrong. Scott was a wonderful human being.

                  One day his ex wife and kids will forgive him as I have forgiven him.
                • NiceGuyApril 27, 2024
                  One last thing!

                  Even the Web personality known as

                  Always Marco feels bad.

                  Marco illuminated Scott’s pitiful existence.

                  Scott pays money to be on a radio(podcast) show no one listens to. He lives in a shithole even by Mexican, Afghani, and African standards.

                  That’s a serious shithole!!!!

                  Is wife and kids no longer speak to him.

                  Can you possibly imagine any child loving a man like Scott? Seriously! Contemplate it!!!!???!

                  I feel bad. Scott is more pitiful than a NXIVM follower or a smelly pirate hooker.

                  ***

                  Yes, I actually contacted always Marco. Cuz I’m a crank!!!!!

                  LMaO @ myself!!!!
            • AlexApril 25, 2024
              NiceGuy, Grab my tiller using… ? You gotta be more specific! WTF? How do you expect me to accept you as a bona fide sailor when you randomly spurt your message narrative like an unhinged fire extinguisher shooting its white stuff? 😐
  • Mr. WhippleApril 19, 2024
    Maybe Clare will buy it then her and Suneel can move in and he can wipe her ass?
  • AnonymousApril 19, 2024
    To Suneel,

    A special article for your eyes only:

    https://www.telegraphindia.com/opinion/the-ugly-indian-man-of-hygiene-hair-and-horrible-habits/cid/1026680

    I had no idea you’re the epitome of your countrymen.

    At least you’re not alone.

    ***

    Is this offensively racist?

    It’s not as offensive as Suneel harassing a woman who was raped at 15.
  • NutjobApril 19, 2024
    I'm still shocked that his brilliant idea to not have anything in his own name didn't shield him from forces of law and order.
    I'm just as surprised that Guinness Boy thought a 2nd floor hot tub was a solid idea.
    Whatever dumbass listed this property dropped the ball. Should be listed for 500K just to see if some cult obsessed moron would bite. As it is, Niceguy's probably asking for 148K in loose change from his wife so he can be closer to Michel-errrr Saratoga in the summer.
    • AnonymousApril 20, 2024
      Keith Raniere is simply too intelligent and a brilliant thinker and intellectual for the stupid FBI and the stupid prosecutors of the Eastern District of New York to have followed Keith's brilliant strategic thinking. According to Keith's brilliant plan, there should never have been a successful criminal investigation and indictment. Keith is simply light years ahead of everyone else with his intelligence.
    • NiceGuyApril 20, 2024
      NutJob-

      You must be clairvoyant!

      Checked with the wife a while back.

      No dice!
      • NutjobApril 23, 2024
        OneTaste seminar in NY on May 4th. For cover, the Tigers are in town.
        • NiceGuyApril 25, 2024
          I don’t need any help in that area…

          Watch the Vice. News special covering One Taste if you want a good laugh!!!

          Preview:

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pviR3LjP4hg

          Dude actually performs the dead on camera….

          Bizarre is all I can say!!!
    • AnonymousApril 21, 2024
      Thanks for the mention and the “dopamine” kick.

      I’m a high flying crank now!
  • M. NovakApril 19, 2024
    “All showings will require approval from seller. POF required.” – from the Keller Williams Realty listing

    So not only do potential buyers need to have the scratch, but they’ll be vetted by the Feds, too. Interesting.
  • Benji CarverApril 19, 2024
    Is toilet paper included with the sale? Suneel demands to know!
    • NiceGuyApril 20, 2024
      Lmao!!!
    • PilgrimApril 20, 2024
      Benji, rumor has it, Suneel is running this website. Content will be uploaded when Clare is released:

      https://www.asswiping.com/
    • AnonymousApril 21, 2024
      No toilet paper available. And no garage full of Amway detergent, either. Keith was in the MLM business, but he didn't have a garage full of detergent. Keith was simply smarter than Scott Johnson. Scott was a subordinate of another MLM where you couldn't be very successful, Keith was the head of his own MLM.
      • NiceGuyApril 21, 2024
        If this is “Aways….l”

        What it is! What is was! Rock on!
  • AnonymousApril 19, 2024
    Raniere has filed a motion to vacate based on ineffective counsel. Agnifilo will love that, KARma
    • In other words: There’s nothing wrong with deceit.April 20, 2024
      “… Any retrospective claims that not knowing Mr. Raniere's involvement, or

      any other details upfront, undermines informed consent are invalid, as

      the commitment to total, lifetime obedience inherently encompassed

      such possible eventualities. …”
    • PyrielApril 20, 2024
      I'm surprised that it has taken him so long.
    • NutjobApril 20, 2024
      It was only a matter of time. Agnifilo knew it would happen before he took the case
    • PilgrimApril 20, 2024
      “Inefective”? More total shitbag, incompetent and very bad lawyer who doesn't know his ass from his elbow.
      • Jack RabbitApril 21, 2024
        Ineffective and incompetent is enough to describe him. He openly discussed his depression and the futility of his defense in the hallways, just outside the courtroom. I was flabbergasted by his disclosure and why he didn't demand that Raniere plead out given his beliefs.
  • Money talks and Parlato's bullshit walksApril 20, 2024
    I heard Parlato bought the property for $125,000. Then he went to recruit Monica, Dani, Barb, Lauren, ivy , Kristin, Allison, Kathy, Mariana, Pam, Karen, Dawn, Cami (she is over 18), Daniela, Nancy, Rosa Laura, Souki, Nicole, India, Clare, Rebecca and he found that they had all gone away.
  • AnonymousApril 20, 2024
    vainglorious (in American English)

    adjektiv

    1. boastfully vain and proud of oneself

    2. showing or characterized by boastful vanity
  • AnonymousApril 20, 2024
    United States v. Raniere, 1:18-cr-00204, (E.D.N.Y)

    Document Number: 1252

    Date Filed: Apr 19, 2024

    Description: Main Document

    Vacate (2255)

    MOTION UNDER 28 U.S.C. § 2255 TO VACATE, SET ASIDE, OR CORRECT SENTENCE BY A PERSON IN FEDERAL CUSTODY

    https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nyed.416187/gov.uscourts.nyed.416187.1252.0.pdf
  • AnonymousApril 20, 2024
    Did they fumigate and sanitize the entire house?
    • AnonymousApril 21, 2024
      No disinfectant helps against Keith because none is strong enough.

      Just think of Keith's supernatural aura, which renders any remedy ineffective.
  • “due to be granted”?April 20, 2024
    “… This appeal concerns the fundamental rights enshrined in the

    Fourth Amendment of the United States Constitution, rights that were

    egregiously violated during the search of 8 Hale Dr in Halfmoon, NY, by

    FBI agents that led to the criminal charges against Mr. Raniere. The

    actions taken during this search not only defy the principles of lawful

    investigation but also undermine the integrity of our justice system.

    27

    Because counsel failed to properly challenge these egregious actions by

    the government in the search and seizure, Mr. Raniere's § 2255 motion

    is due to be granted. …”

    https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/6374665/1252/united-states-v-raniere/
  • AnonymousApril 20, 2024
    How about a dollar?

    Nancy Salzman's parents also bought their house for a dollar. So one dollar should be enough to win the bid.
    • AnonymousApril 28, 2024
      Lorraine Loshin paid $50,000 cash to bail out Lauren Salzman. Where does a loser stay at home mom (Lorraine) have $50,000 cash just sitting around??
  • PilgrimApril 20, 2024
    Ok, so this topic has been commented on by several contributors, but I think the jacuzzi on the second floor needs its own article. What the fuck type of idiot puts a jacuzzi on the second floor?

    I do not understand why Kieth lived in a townhouse after embezzling $150 Million from the Bronfman demons. I mean, Nancy and the other Nxivm morons lived in beautiful houses. Why did he choose a condo?

    I feel like maybe he wanted to blend in and seem normal so he could prey on female children to rape?
    • AnonymousApril 21, 2024
      His whole schtick was that, as a highly evolved person, he was unconcerned with material things. But he sure seemed to like money.
      • AnonymousApril 22, 2024
        Renunciate!!!!!
  • Meme masterApril 20, 2024
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    • AnonymousApril 22, 2024
      Read the meme small print!
  • AnonymousApril 20, 2024
    There’s not enough sage in the world.
  • Rumple ForeskinApril 21, 2024
    Wheres Joanna Gaines when she's really needed?
  • AnonymousApril 21, 2024
    Be inconspicuous! Pretending to be humble!

    Form an image of yourself (of your character, essence and qualities/abilities) that corresponds to the image you have created yourself. (Illusion)

    The purpose of this is to create trustworthiness and credibility.
    • AnonymousApril 22, 2024
      Who are you talking to:

      Frank or Mel Tormè?
  • Giant Space BananaApril 21, 2024
    I hope that the ruling on the Rule 33 comes down the pike soon, Will he or won’t he that’s the question of the day .This judge needs to get on with it , Then we all can leave Keith alone for the next 95 years just him and most likely a new cellie, I just bet once the Rule 33 decided on old Keith is gonna be the belle of the ball in general population.
    • AnonymousApril 21, 2024
      Captain Keith: “Two to beam up, Scotty.” “Energize!”

      Mr. Spock: “No, unfortunately not.

      There's no more room for you on our Giant Space Banana.

      Live long and prosper.”
  • StevenJApril 22, 2024
    Priceless pictures of Keith taken into custody in the villa just before the famous “recommitment ceremony”. To say that his day didn't turn out as he expected is a monumental understatement…..

    Marc Agnifillo's wife, Karen Friedman-Agnifilo is a legal expert on various cable news shows. She also hosts a Meidous touch youtube show. She is good looking and, as far as I can judge, very much Keith's type.
    • Ice-nineApril 22, 2024
      wow interesting StevenJ. that podcast has 2M+ subscribers, and she is the former #2 for Manhattan DA. She's all over the Trump trials naturally and has great insight. Thanks for pointing that out, I hadn't known about her.

      You would have to think she was rooting against her husband for the entire NXIVM trial, which is pretty weird. She probably loved the payday her husband got though. The irony is that she could probably have brought charges against keith too if she wanted, along with a number of conspirators in NXIVM. It's curious that she never did, she obviously would have known a lot about the case. I wonder what the rules are about that, even though she's not federal , still , a lot of NXIVM stuff happened in NYC.

      I wish Claviger or JJ might comment on what all that means and how that works. I wish JJ would have had trialsandtruths still going, with all the Trump cases he'd have an endless amount of content.
      • StevenJApril 25, 2024
        Yes, would’ve been interesting to be a fly on the wall during their dinner conversations….

        https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRxcDgASqSESYsfJlJTKnljlVYtd6HE6pGRog&s
      • StevenJApril 25, 2024
        She had to recuse herself from the Weinstein case because of Marc’s job as Weinstein’s defense attorney”

        “Embattled Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance​ Jr.​’s top aide won’t take part in the rape prosecution of Harvey Weinstein because her husband works for the disgraced movie mogul’s new defense lawyer, a spokeswoman said Thursday.

        Chief ADA Karen Friedman Agnifilo — who last month publicly defended Vance’s decision not to prosecute Weinstein in an alleged 2015 groping incident — recused herself from anything involving the recent flood of accusations against the perverted producer, Vance spokeswoman Joan Vollero said.”
  • Ice-nineApril 22, 2024
    Pilgrim, you commented below about a potential Frank and Nancy adult themed tryst, and your unpleasantness around the idea of it. You are a latecomer here so I don't know what you know and what you don't. It sounds like you might not know the history of Frank and Nancy or why NiceGuy made that comment. So I'll summarize it briefly for you here and anyone else that may not be aware of it, apologies if otherwise.

    All of this is happened, more or less.

    It first began on April 30, 1945 when Adolf Hitler died…

    A few years later on July 16, 1954 he was reborn as Nancy Salzman. This is a historical fact. keith said so, you can look it up.

    About 50 years later, Frank Parlato got hired to do some investigating on some shady real estate deals, and to figure out what happened to Clare and Sara Bronfman's money. After getting paid $1 million dollars to do some Google searches and drive around LA for a few days, Frank returned to Albany to report his findings.

    But Nancy was not interested in Frank's findings, she was too enamored with his rugged manliness and confessed her love to him. She tried and tried to seduce him, but it was to no avail. Frank resisted her advances and let her down easy, or so the story goes. She should have known that Frank's type is more like the actress Mary Astor from his favorite film, the 1941 classic The Maltese Falcon.

    Later on Frank launched a website that put Nancy in jail. He was then showcased in an HBO series and a book where he discussed giving hand massages to Catherine Oxenberg, all whilst he enraptured her with stories about dining on rattlesnake venom.

    The End.
    • NiceGuyApril 23, 2024
      IceNin9-

      I love AI written stories!!!!!

      Thanks buddy!!!!

      Hope FlorRida is great!!!!
    • NutjobApril 23, 2024
      Great breakdown. I'd like to add one thing. During this time of sexual tension between Frank and Nancy, Frank consistently spent the night at Clare Bronfman's house. Poor Nancy…

      Some have said that Frank must see the beauty of Mary Astor in Clare.
      • Frank ParlatoApril 23, 2024
        Here is a photo of Mary Astor, who aged quite a bit, with my next door neighbor, Franchot Tone; https://frankreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/45B240BA-D78A-4B73-8DCD-D3A27EBBA345.png
        • NutjobApril 23, 2024
          Unanswered questions that only Franchot Tone's next door neighbor may be able to answer:

          Did Tone really turn down advances from Bette Davis? Or did he just decide not to leave his wife for her?
          Did Tone swing from both sides of the plate? Or was he lucky enough to thrive in an industry with Mary Astor, Bette Davis, Joan Crawford etc., and a shortage of heterosexual men?
          Did Tone give an innocent neighbor boy any advice from his film Three Loves Has Nancy?
          What other questions should we be asking Tone's neighbor?
        • Ice-nineApril 23, 2024
          wow, yeah she didn't age well, but who really does? that's cool he was your neighbor!
        • NiceGuyApril 25, 2024
          Thanks to all this talk about black-and-white movies I had to watch

          The Cain Mutiny with Humphrey Bogart on a recent flight.

          It’s an excellent movie everyone should watch!
      • Ice-nineApril 23, 2024
        LOL well yes that is a good addition to the saga too Nutjob.

        Poor Nancy. That whole time Frank was basically just using her for the Denver omelettes and freshly squeezed orange juice.

        Frank, she was doing the best she could and you used her weaknesses to take advantage of that poor woman! Have you no shame?!
    • StevenJApril 24, 2024
      I thought Nancy had a crush on Joe O'Hara not on Frank.

      Joe wasn't interested in Nancy and her/NXIVM's revenge was off the charts.

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