Guest View
This is a guest view by someone using the moniker, ‘Virgin Successor.’ It too bad this kid didn’t make it. She would have been great in the role.
By Virgin Successor
More achievements of founder Raniere
Vanguard’s ability to control the weather!
Keith’s sperm could make women see a blue light (not sure how that really benefited the women?)
Ability to put hot sauce on pizza while oinking at starving, emaciated women.
Keith Raniere was able to evade paying child support for many years, a skill that other deadbeat dads would love to learn.
Keith was the best at spreading the HPV virus.
Keith could see a female in her underwear and immediately decide how underweight she would need to be to give him a half chub.
Keith knew precisely how hard to kick Dani Padilla when she was “defiant” and already down on the ground.
Keith knew just the right length for any female’s pubic hair.
Ditto head hair. Just ask Ivy Nevares.
Keith could go about his daily life while knowing that nearby a young girl was being kept in a bare room and slowly losing her mind for almost two years!
Keith made lots of child pornography.
And curated a large photo binder of vulvae.
Keith taught Mexicans how to be Mexican!
Keith was somehow able to lose lots and lots of Bronfman money in the Los Angeles real estate market. (A truly remarkable feat. People, do you truly understand how hard that is to do?!)
Ditto stock market. Barbara’s money too.
These are just some of the things that I was told while one of Keith’s girlfriends tried to locate me for Keith. On tinder.
You know, a totally normal place to look for a virgin successor.
That’s how I KNEW the search was in earnest. Because who WOULDN’T have one of his MANY harem members look for a virgin successor on a hook-up app?!
Someday I shall fulfill my destiny…
Which, again, was…what?
Please. Someone tell me.
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Blast From the Past
Here are three cartoons from the past on Frank Report published before Keith Raniere was arrested.
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Virgin Successor & Frank
As much as I am disgusted, I laughed my ass-off because this article is too funny.
I’m late to the Raniere story. Can someone explain what young woman was left in a room for two years?
Cami’s sister, Daniela, a Mexican woman. Search Frank Report for Daniela and Keith Raniere and Ben Myers.
You guys are just jealous because he has more women than you
“Has” more women. Like female humans are action figures to collect.
You’re jealous of the life in prison where Keith “has” only men.
— in prison where Keith “has” only men —
Or where only a man “has” Keith.
Yeah — I’m jealous of Keith banging a bunch of fugly broads. The Terminator chick happened to be hot, but definitely not worth banging 100 ugly ones — to get to the Cracker Jack Prize.
Ask Alex what he thinks.
— Keith knew just the right length for any female’s pubic hair. Ditto head hair. Just ask Ivy Nevares. —
Ditto leg hair. Just ask Kristin Kook. Remember the story of Kook being a guest coach in LA years ago and having unshaved legs.
Hair, hair everywhere. Her long head of hair mingling with his pubes as she gives him head while he 69’s her with his beard mixing with her pubes as her hairy legs wrap around his hairy back. A hair-raising image to be sure.
“Remember the story of Kook being a guest coach in LA years ago and having unshaved legs.”
Nope. No one cares about your crazy, unhealthy obsession with her.
If you get bored, you can probably find Kooks’ branding video. It’s out there.
4:11
LMAO!
One question: In the event that World War III is declared against Russia and China, can Raniere be sent to the front lines?
Keith Raniere is a sick individual, but I like him.
If you are wealthy, obedient, underweight and have a very hairy vagina, he might like you too!
Send him a photo and become a prison pen pal!