https://www.amazon.com/NXIVM-t-shirt/dp/B07BX1MK6G
[To make purple on the stripe path will cost you a million dollars but you can wear a purple NXIVM t-shirt for only $19.99]
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Frank, if you made your own t-shirts with that ‘poker’ captioned cartoon I mentioned a couple weeks ago……I guarantee a lot of people would buy them LOL.
Maybe with you, Clare and Keith sitting at a NXIVM labeled poker table. With you holding four aces to his full boat and her 2 pair. With a cool caption about you coming out on top. 🙂
Put a scull and cross bones on it and I’ll order one.
It may be a good time to stop defrauding the American public!
And good news for Raniere’s co-conspirator Allison Mack.
The US government has already lined up a cell mate for Allison.
Her name is Elizabeth Holmes and she was the CEO of Theranos which Holmes, through mail fraud turned into a 9 billion dollar company.
Now Theranos is worth ZERO.
At its peak Theranos had Henry Kissinger, former Secretary of State George Schultz and retired General James Mattis as Directors.
Not only that but Elizabeth Holmes is good looking and two years younger than Allison.
I’ll bet Allison Mack would like to brand Elizabeth Holmes and turn her into a sex slave.
Criminal charges
On June 15, 2018, following an investigation by the U.S. Attorney’s Office in San Francisco that lasted more than two years, a federal grand jury indicted Elizabeth Holmes and former Theranos COO and president Ramesh “Sunny” Balwani on nine counts of wire fraud and two counts of conspiracy to commit wire fraud. Prosecutors allege that Holmes and Balwani engaged in two criminal schemes, one to defraud investors, the other to defraud doctors and patients.[15][52] After the indictment was issued, Holmes stepped down as CEO, but remained chair of the board.[16]
The case is proceeding in the U.S. District Court in San Jose. Holmes and Balwani pleaded not guilty.[53]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Holmes
Not only that but Elizabeth Holmes, of the 9 billion dollar Theranos fraud, is already having a film made about her titled “Bad Blood” and Jennifer Lawrence is tapped to play Elizabeth Holmes.
So Allison Mack and Elizabeth Holmes can share with each other their Hollywood experiences.
‘Bad Blood’: Theranos Founder Elizabeth Holmes, Subject of Jennifer Lawrence Film, Charged With Wire Fraud
https://www.thewrap.com/theranos-elizabeth-holmes-jennifer-lawrence-bad-blood/
How about “Vanguard” in a circle with a diagonal slash through it? Clare can’t sue for that, can she?
How about VanGrifter in Handcuffs and Shackles???
Top of the Shirt: When you Smile
Bottom: The World Smiles with you
~or~
Top of the Shirt: He Who Has
Bottom: The Most Joy Wins
I do not need to buy this shirt. When I want to wear one it will just appear.
Right on! Like our favorite Pumpkin head Leprechaun…VanGrifter the Great!
I would “like” this a thousand times
“With only $20 now anyone can wear the NXIVM brand!”
Product description reads “I’m the boss, I have hotgirl!!! Take the nXIVM T-shirt to make you into a bad boy and around as long-legged hotgirls”. Good thing Clare bear is a little busy with vanguard’s legal defense right now or this outfit would be facing her “sue them into oblivion” wrath.
Hmmm – maybe I should start putting out t-shirts… “Suppressive… And proud of it”, “Vanguard validated Luciferian”, “NXIVM not!”
Just add your own “Is A Sex Cult” below the NXIVM, there’s plenty of room.
“Be the first to review this item” 🙂
Somehow Keith has to make money to pay his legal fees. Just imagine the headline when the FEDs search Clare and Sarah’s houses and find truckloads of these.
Maybe it is just from my color blindness, but I think the letters on the shirt at the top are trying to hypnotize me.
HAD to buy one. Well, two – one for a friend. It’s a cult classic. Haha. I bet you Amazon’s selling a bunch of them. Wish I had thought of it.
Can they be used to line a cat’s litter box?
I propose that after all of the NXIVM trials are settled all of the convicted NXIVM defendants receive a complimentary NXIVM t-shirt.
Wear it with pride!
Or as a oil rag to clean your weapons. Or as TP. Or as a shoe shine cloth…
All good uses.
It can replace the ShamWow for cleaning bird cr@p off of car windshields.
I sent customer service a note that they had t-shirts associated with a sex trafficking cult several days ago and apparently it has made little impression.