Here are two wonderful collages:
The first is called Allison’s Tongue.
Both are suitable for framing.
The second in our exquisite collection is ESPian Women’s Intelligent Gaze
With more and more Executive Success Programs members realizing they are poorer now than when they started, it would be great if Vanguard rewarded ESPians with something more than a colored sash.
So far, Vanguard has given out only two titles: One for himself and one for Nancy Salzman, who is Prefect.
Earlier this year, Frank Report wrote that Vanguard was considering giving Clare Bronfman the title Legatus. But. so far, Clare apparently hasn’t donated quite enough millions to Vanguard to warrant that title.
A reader sent in a list of suggestions for other titles that Vanguard might give out:
May I suggest Vanguard consider giving titles to other Espians.
Landica = Lauren R Salzman
Vesanus = Dr. Brandon Porter
Stultus = James Del Negro
Pedo Crepitus Morologus = Sara R Bronfman
Tardus = Dawn Morrison
Discipuli tarde = Esther L Chiappone
Merda Mentula = Emiliano Salinas
Culus futuo – Alejandro Betancourt
While it is true that Rainbow Cultural Garden’s MDS get only one hour of instruction before they begin caring for children – and that many of them have never raised a child – they do get the basic and most important dos and don’ts of child care:
All kidding aside, The Dalai Lama addressed Vanguard and Prefect:
As one reader summed it up:
1) Women were branded under somewhat false pretenses.
2) Keith fucks a lot of women in his “self help group”
3) Keith has asked a lot of people to do highly unethical things.
4) Keith has lost a lot of money for his benefactors.
5) Most of the claims Keith has made: about being a track champion, judo champion, smartest man in the world, etc. show he is a liar of the highest order.