Miscellaneous:
Here are two wonderful collages:
The first is called Allison’s Tongue.
Both are suitable for framing.
The second in our exquisite collection is ESPian Women’s Intelligent Gaze
With more and more Executive Success Programs members realizing they are poorer now than when they started, it would be great if Vanguard rewarded ESPians with something more than a colored sash.
So far, Vanguard has given out only two titles: One for himself and one for Nancy Salzman, who is Prefect.
Earlier this year, Frank Report wrote that Vanguard was considering giving Clare Bronfman the title Legatus. But. so far, Clare apparently hasn’t donated quite enough millions to Vanguard to warrant that title.
A reader sent in a list of suggestions for other titles that Vanguard might give out:
May I suggest Vanguard consider giving titles to other Espians.
Landica = Lauren R Salzman
Vesanus = Dr. Brandon Porter
Stultus = James Del Negro
Pedo Crepitus Morologus = Sara R Bronfman
Tardus = Dawn Morrison
Discipuli tarde = Esther L Chiappone
Merda Mentula = Emiliano Salinas
Culus futuo – Alejandro Betancourt
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While it is true that Rainbow Cultural Garden’s MDS get only one hour of instruction before they begin caring for children – and that many of them have never raised a child – they do get the basic and most important dos and don’ts of child care:
All kidding aside, The Dalai Lama addressed Vanguard and Prefect:
As one reader summed it up:
1) Women were branded under somewhat false pretenses.
2) Keith fucks a lot of women in his “self help group”
3) Keith has asked a lot of people to do highly unethical things.
4) Keith has lost a lot of money for his benefactors.
5) Most of the claims Keith has made: about being a track champion, judo champion, smartest man in the world, etc. show he is a liar of the highest order.
Frank Parlato 
Janine Morrison 
J.J. O'Hara 
Richard Luthmann 
Marie White 
Paul Serran
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I have some better names for these people. They are confused but in their headfuckery they continue to facilitate Fucktard’s ‘mission’ i.e. plan to destroy and fuck up humanity:
Lauren: Lie-dica
Brandon: Headfuckdico
Emiliano: Corruptico
Alex: Psychopathico
Allison: Fucktupdica
Esther: Bullshitbelievica
Nancy: itsoverunlessyouturnyourselfindica
Jim: vanguardwhippedico
Kamaraj: Swamisuppressico
Fluffy: Couldntgiveafucktico
Jack: Mightisrightico
Rosa Laura: Misguidednuntico
Clare: Gollum.
Cammi: Notsoyounganymoreica
Karen: Beyondhopeico
Danni: Tantrumica
Charmel: Whatthefuckica
Samantha: Screwlooseica
Luis: Goingdownwiththeshipico
Ivy: Darkrepunzalica
Kathy: Hasbeenballerinica
Mike Baker: Getthefuckoutdico
Lucas: Womanhatico
Enrique: Cantthinkforyourselfico
Omar: Saveyourfuckingwifico
And there could be many more…
No mames con esta mierda pinche Keith!! Chingas a tu madre!!!
Creo que Keith en realidad terminó siendo el amante de su madre después de que su padre dejó a la familia. Esa es una de las principales razones por las que tiene una relación tan malsana con las mujeres.
SI’, se cree que es. (yes, it is believed to be)