Collages: ‘Allison’s Tongue;’ ‘Intelligent Gaze’ suitable for framing



Here are two wonderful collages:

The first is called Allison’s Tongue.

Both are suitable for framing.


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The second in our exquisite collection is ESPian Women’s Intelligent Gaze

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Alison Rood is a comedienne who took an ESP course. Here is her viewpoint:
Allison Rood
What’s in a name?

With more and more Executive Success Programs members realizing they are poorer now than when they started, it would be great if Vanguard rewarded ESPians with something more than a colored sash.

So far, Vanguard has given out only two titles: One for himself and one for Nancy Salzman, who is Prefect.

Earlier this year, Frank Report wrote that Vanguard was considering giving Clare Bronfman the title Legatus. But. so far, Clare apparently hasn’t donated quite enough millions to Vanguard to warrant that title.

A reader sent in a list of suggestions for other titles that Vanguard might give out:

May I suggest Vanguard consider giving titles to other Espians.


Landica = Lauren R Salzman



Vesanus = Dr. Brandon Porter

Stultus  = James Del Negro

Pedo Crepitus Morologus = Sara R Bronfman

Tardus = Dawn Morrison

Discipuli tarde = Esther L Chiappone

Merda Mentula = Emiliano Salinas

Culus futuo – Alejandro Betancourt

Merda Mentula


If it is not obvious that Rainbow Cultural Garden is dangerous for your child, perhaps you might also need some basic instructions on the dos and don’ts of child raising:
Don’t pay $125,000 per year to place your child in a human experiment, where minimum wage employees from foreign countries, untrained in child care, watch your child while speaking to him or her in seven different languages.


While it is true that Rainbow Cultural Garden’s MDS get only one hour of instruction before they begin caring for children – and that  many of them have never raised a child – they do get the basic and most important dos and don’ts of child care:



All kidding aside, The Dalai Lama addressed Vanguard and Prefect:

Dalai Lama speaking to Keith Raniere and Nancy Salzman

As one reader summed it up:


1) Women were branded under somewhat false pretenses.
2) Keith fucks a lot of women in his “self help group”
3) Keith has asked a lot of people to do highly unethical things.
4) Keith has lost a lot of money for his benefactors.
5) Most of the claims Keith has made: about being a track champion, judo champion, smartest man in the world, etc. show he is a liar of the highest order.



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6 years ago

I have some better names for these people. They are confused but in their headfuckery they continue to facilitate Fucktard’s ‘mission’ i.e. plan to destroy and fuck up humanity:

Lauren: Lie-dica
Brandon: Headfuckdico
Emiliano: Corruptico
Alex: Psychopathico
Allison: Fucktupdica
Esther: Bullshitbelievica
Nancy: itsoverunlessyouturnyourselfindica
Jim: vanguardwhippedico
Kamaraj: Swamisuppressico
Fluffy: Couldntgiveafucktico
Jack: Mightisrightico
Rosa Laura: Misguidednuntico
Clare: Gollum.
Cammi: Notsoyounganymoreica
Karen: Beyondhopeico
Danni: Tantrumica
Charmel: Whatthefuckica
Samantha: Screwlooseica
Luis: Goingdownwiththeshipico
Ivy: Darkrepunzalica
Kathy: Hasbeenballerinica
Mike Baker: Getthefuckoutdico
Lucas: Womanhatico
Enrique: Cantthinkforyourselfico
Omar: Saveyourfuckingwifico

And there could be many more…

6 years ago

No mames con esta mierda pinche Keith!! Chingas a tu madre!!!

6 years ago
Reply to  Anonymous

Creo que Keith en realidad terminó siendo el amante de su madre después de que su padre dejó a la familia. Esa es una de las principales razones por las que tiene una relación tan malsana con las mujeres.

True Dat
True Dat
6 years ago
Reply to  Anonymous

SI’, se cree que es. (yes, it is believed to be)

About the Author

Frank Parlato is an investigative journalist.

His work has been cited in hundreds of news outlets, like The New York Times, The Daily Mail, VICE News, CBS News, Fox News, New York Post, New York Daily News, Oxygen, Rolling Stone, People Magazine, The Sun, The Times of London, CBS Inside Edition, among many others in all five continents.

His work to expose and take down NXIVM is featured in books like “Captive” by Catherine Oxenberg, “Scarred” by Sarah Edmonson, “The Program” by Toni Natalie, and “NXIVM. La Secta Que Sedujo al Poder en México” by Juan Alberto Vasquez.

Parlato has been prominently featured on HBO’s docuseries “The Vow” and was the lead investigator and coordinating producer for Investigation Discovery’s “The Lost Women of NXIVM.” Parlato was also credited in the Starz docuseries "Seduced" for saving 'slave' women from being branded and escaping the sex-slave cult known as DOS.

Additionally, Parlato’s coverage of the group OneTaste, starting in 2018, helped spark an FBI investigation, which led to indictments of two of its leaders in 2023.

Parlato appeared on the Nancy Grace Show, Beyond the Headlines with Gretchen Carlson, Dr. Oz, American Greed, Dateline NBC, and NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt, where Parlato conducted the first-ever interview with Keith Raniere after his arrest. This was ironic, as many credit Parlato as one of the primary architects of his arrest and the cratering of the cult he founded.

Parlato is a consulting producer and appears in TNT's The Heiress and the Sex Cult, which premiered on May 22, 2022. Most recently, he consulted and appeared on Tubi's "Branded and Brainwashed: Inside NXIVM," which aired January, 2023.

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