Bangkok: FBI Agents Living the Dream; Solving Crime and Slaying in Suits

March 1, 2025

By Bangkok

Great article, Frank.  FBI Special Agent Elliot McGinnis Under Fire: Immolation Almost Certain

I have a good suggestion for future articles that you can write.

I think you should begin writing more articles which expose various myths & facts about FBI agents, as described below.

For example, just like most people in America, I had always assumed that FBI agents were the most ultra-qualified, ultra-accomplished, and ultra-professional law enforcement officers in the country.

I had assumed that only the ‘best of the best’ could even apply to be an FBI agent — and only the most qualified could be accepted.

Dont forget there are girls in the FBI and all of them are curvaceous and beautiful

But, I’ve recently learned that’s not even close to the truth. Oh, how wrong I was. LOL.

Todays FBI is filled with ace agents who dress smartly and do the job rightly

I’ve learned that many FBI agents are people who’ve made no arrests (or very few arrests) and many of them have almost no real experience fighting ‘serious’ crime — (i.e. they are more akin to Keystone cops than experienced law enforcement, LOL).

No profile of the FBI is complete without examining the profiles of the good looking agents who comprise the FBI

That’s probably why many of the ‘J6’ FBI Teams dressed up in SWAT gear just to raid a bunch of family homes with nothing but grandmas, children, and ordinary folks inside — while acting like they were taking down a heavily-armed drug cartel or something, LOL.

FBI agents are ready to bust in on your grandma and shoot if necessary
The FBI features a diverse wokeforce

I also heard that 5,000 FBI agents (nearly 15% of all FBI agents) were assigned to investigating non-violent J6 protesters who didn’t do anything except walk on government property without violence. What a joke.

Plenty of action and plenty of telegenic agents

I saw a post on Twitter that said average FBI agents:

1) Are paid between $130k-$170k
2) Have made no arrests (or very few arrests)
3) Accrue 50 paid vacation/leave days per year
4) Are basically no different than the lazy bureaucrats which occupy other bloated government agencies that waste money hiring useless idiots

The FBI gives out lots of awards
The FBI agents often work in pairs

Of course, I don’t know if all of those things are true or not (since I only know what I read on the Internet) — but, I think you should write some articles to confirm various facts about FBI agents in general.

Contrary to what Bangkok writes this photo of an FBI Agent arresting actor James Gregory shows that arrests are indeed made
Sometimes the FBI has to risk life and limb and go under cover as communists hippies and undesirables

Help eliminate the ‘myths’ that people tend to believe about FBI agents.

This chart shows some of the kinds of crime the FBI works on
Many FBI agents are bilingual so they understand what criminals are saying in different languages
No one post can tell the complete story of the FBI It would take at least a 90 minute movie
FBI
Before they were called the FBI they were called G Men
Unlike your average cop the FBI agent does not wear uniforms They are dressed in plain clothes as they say but an FBI agent is never dressed plainly
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NiceGuy
8 months ago

People should remember the FBI cleared Trump of wrong doing in the Russia Story.

Anonymous
Anonymous
8 months ago

Frank,
Were you nabbed by the G-men?

Frank Parlato
Admin
8 months ago
Reply to  Anonymous

No.

Brother BlowHard
8 months ago
Reply to  Anonymous

Frank was nabbed by “deez nutz!”

Anonymous
Anonymous
8 months ago

For example, just like most people in America, I had always assumed that FBI agents were the most ultra-qualified, ultra-accomplished, and ultra-professional law enforcement officers in the country.

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H. Fernandez
H. Fernandez
8 months ago

Mr. Vanguard is the father of our beloved avatar child. Frank Parlato is a fucking worthless piece of shit.

Keith to our youngest daughter’s virginity. Our baby girl, V.C. was pregnant, but Pam Cafritz decided her getting an abortion was a better option. To protect our family, Keith decided it best we did not get notified.

When Keith impregnated our little Bobo, Pam again, brought her to have the child aborted to protect Keith’s reputation. Bobo was later imprisoned for two years for kissing another man. We deported her to Mexico, that little slut. She cheated on Keith.

Finally, Keith knocked up our beloved little Monkey with his magical sperm. Reared Kemar into the world. Thank God!

Frank, fuck you for fucking up my good times and for tearing my little girls away from their sexual partner.

Frank Parlato
Admin
8 months ago
Reply to  H. Fernandez

Mr. Raniere is on his last leg of a 120 year sentence. Then when he gets out he and your daughters can make their own minds up. In short, stop meddling with your children’s life.

Pilgrim
Pilgrim
8 months ago

Kash Patel has a plan for all the lazy agents

Anonymous
Anonymous
8 months ago

“…since I only know what I read on the Internet…”

best to follow the advice of Abe Lincoln when he said:
Don’t believe InterNet quotes”

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