Frank Parlato
This is to make it clear to people like Snorlax, Nice Guy and a bunch of others that this post is about poetry. This is not for gags, but is real serious stuff. Toni Fly and Keith Raniere spent six months together in the SHU, and Fly has begun writing about her close-quarter experiences with the glorious leader of NXIVM, whom followers called Vanguard.
J P PoetA new poet has emerged, and we stand aside to give him space. He wrote at first what we crude ones – the editors of the Frank Report, and its low-brow readers – thought was doggerel.
J P Poet appeared first in a comment on the post Sharing a Cell with Keith Raniere—What Really Happened in Our Tiny Space
He wrote:
Heave High, Leave Vanguard Dry
By J P Poet
Toni Fly is hot.
Keith Raniere is not.
Toni Fly is out
Keith Raniere will rot on a cot
Toni is cute
Keith makes me puke
I hate to think of her with him
It takes away my vigor and my vim
Keith Raniere is like a canary
Toni Fly is the apple of my eye
Toni Fly, you lovely girl
Let’s take a whirl
I’ll make you forget
Your ugly Vanguard pet.
Yes, at first it seemed crude and silly poesy praise for the intersex Toni Fly. Then J P Poet offered a second poem, with a more serious tone, and the editors of the Frank Report saw fit to give it a post of its own.
120 Years of Carved Regret Etched in Stone
By J P Poet
Fly and I
Keith says hi
She says bye
There ‘s no place to go
Not in the SHU
And nothing else to do
But even that
Can’t make Toni like that twat
No Keith ain’t cool
And Madam Fly
Took him to school
He wandered with his eye
Saw that scintillating Fly
Who said no
He started to cry
He’ll never have a piece
Like that again
120 years and then
To hell and when
The devil tempts him
With his shiny glans
He’ll think of Toni Fly
And how he missed out when
His greatest chance
Was his last
The time went fast
Six months alone
I purgatory I descended
In the form of Toni Fly
Then left.
The lust object of a thousand
Brutal men
It was I to teach him
Keith the thief
Of virginity or sanity
Of Patience
Of the long station
He must endure
Without a woman
Without her heart
Without the comfort
In his tiny cell
Of the tender Toni Fly
And hell was not
Rejection but the loss of her affection
Lonely is the karma of KAR
He once had Toni Fly
And lived and loved
And lost her
In a twinkling of an eye
And all the years that pass
Too slow will let him know
The gorgeous curve
The broadened hip
The wavering silhouette
Of the beautiful slip
Of a woman (though part man)
The last stop on the road of
Love and lust was Toni Fly
And I
He who abused so many
Of the all-female plan
Who took down Their pants
Because he said it would
Be best
It would last.
To keep it in his pants
Till he goes on to
The grave of no awakening
A Selection of MK10ART paintings depicting Raniere in prison
In the above poem, J P Poet assumes Toni Fly did not give in to Raniere’s amorous propensities, something the editors of Frank Report do not know. We are waiting for the next installment from Toni Fly to find out.
Sharing a Cell with Keith Raniere—What Really Happened in Our Tiny Space
One more submission from Toni Fly–
By J P Poet
The cell grows cold,
the bitter chill.
Haunted by her every thrill
Despite the will.
The bars are steel, but so is fate,
and so his nerves
long endless wait
The days pass in sameness
in the fight for sanity
Alone in his cell.
The years pass
Each more slowly
Till death the vision unfolding
No touch, no voice, no sigh,
From the fading ghost of Toni Fly.
Frank Parlato is an investigative journalist, media strategist, publisher, and legal consultant.
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My daughters were taught MANY life skills in Executive Success Programs.
Pam Cafritz taught Bobo, VC and Monkey about getting secret abortions. It is NOT easy for teenagers to get abortions and not have their parents find out. Pam was a great role model for young, adolescent teenagers to look up to.
They were taught how to suck a middle age mans dick. Mr. Raniere volunteered himself for them to train on. Pam showed them to ropes on that as well.
At volleyball they were taught to RESPECT and HONOR Mr. Raniere.
When Bobo decided to get cute and kiss another man, Hector and I PUNISHED her by requiring she EXILE herself into my bedroom for TWO YEARS! No school, no friends, no books, no television, no internet. Only pen and paper so she could write letters of penance to Mr. Raniere. Lauren Salzman taught Bobo a thing or two about pride! Bobo was REQUIRED to write daily letters to Mr. Raniere asking forgivness.
I was the best mother in ESP!! I never questioned the wisdom of Mr. Raniere.
Frank Report scumbags rot in hell!!
That’s right, Papa!! Keith is a BRILLIANT man. And the father to the avatar baby, KEMAR!!!!
NiceGuy’s Shortened Top 5:
Why is NutJob so enthralled as to whether Keith & Toni did it?
1. He is bored at work and enjoys pestering Frank.
2. NutJob wants to be the first one in his Re-edit NXIVM subgroup to report Vanguard’s latest news. So he can be the cool kid.
3. He wants to know what it’s like to experience the blue flame from a man’s point of view. Did Toni see the flame?
4. NutJob is worried Kieth’s sexual needs are not being fulfilled.
5. NutJob is a “Juan Munoz.”
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Juan+Muno
6.Nutjob is not enthralled. He’s jealous of the attention NiceGuy and JP Poet are receiving and is trying to deflect eyes onto himself.
7.Nutjob no longer cares. What he really wants to know is if Frank has been partaking in OM during his OneTaste investigating. If no, what kind of an investigative journalist would he be?
8.Enthralled he is. Nutjob, like Keith, has always had a thing for hotties named Toni.
9.It ain’t for Reddit. Nutjob doesn’t go on Reddit since that pussy BK banned him for not being one of his sheep.
10.Nutjob misses the regular FR NXIVM news cycle so much that he’s willing to be called a Juan Munoz while trying to extract information from Frank. Hopefully Frank delivers by letting us in on Dirty Munoz fun between Toni and Keith.
Nutjob – there is definitely a warm and friendly spot for you at any number of OneTaste classes. Please bring your own rubber glove.
Is there still a BK Coward out there? I am unbelievably busy. I legitimately do not have time to hear what anonymous cowards too timid to put their name on things have to say about me on other sites. If you wanna be anonymous and criticize me please have the decency to do it on this site, which is well read, unlike the fool’s Reddit page.
That’s why I admire Nice Guy, whose real name is Herman J. Schmodamacher, according to Mr. S J. Nice Guy is a louse who criticizes me constantly. He also stole SJ’s wife, ran off with her to New Jersey, got tired of her and used her as a plaything doing various indescribable things. Afterward, when Mr. J found out, he canceled Nice Guy from his downline. Is that the story you heard?
BK coward isn’t still out there. He banned anyone from commenting who didn’t parrot his bizarre takes. If he still exists, it’s only his family members who are allowed to comment/kiss his ass.
I’ll meet up with you to help in your research of OMing. I’ll bring a duffel bag full of rubber gloves and a shit-eating grin.
You will become a master stroker which is considerably better than Nice Guy’s statement about you.
Sorry to be cynical and crude but Sex Pistol’s explanation “friggin’ in the riggin’, there was fuck all else to do” explains this, if it did indeed occur, big time barf.
Chapter 9
The Battle of Wizards
A long, long time ago, deep within the ancient world of Middle-Earth,
an unlikely battlefield emerged: on an asphalt expanse off of a forgotten highway Howard Johnsons parking lot. Here, amidst the ghostly echoes of roadside diners and
white-trash travelers,
an epic struggle ensued between two wizards, Vanguard and Frank. The antagonists were battling for the ultimate prize— a mythical Orb *ensconced in a witch named Nancy. Nancy’s orb undulated, pulsated, and throbbed, with an ethereal, eternal feminine glow, like a neon sign proclaiming free beer inside—no man could resist!
Nancy, intently watched the two dapper wizards stand-off.
Frank was draped in a technicolor toga, Vanguard wearing only a head band, his black ape body fur on full display from chest to square feet. Both wizards had holstered magic wands at the ready.
The two wizards, began circling each other engaged in an intense stare down like two
John Wayne geriatric gunfighters. Sweat was trickling off their brows, hearts a’pounding, Nancy writhed.
Then in a blink of an eye—both men went for their magic wands!!! Frank unfurled his toga – a stiff wand poked out. Vanguard with his nimble fingers quickly reached his nubby wand – and was first to cast a spell!!!
His spell produced a blinding blue light, followed by some snow flurries, 5 mph northerly winds, and an overnight temperature of 29°.
Frank grabbed hold of his ample wand and took aim. BUT, before he could say his incantation. He felt an eerie pricking on his thumb! “Something evil this way come”, he muttered to himself, “who’s writing this bullshit story?”, “storybook third wall be dammed”
Frank kept reading….
Kaboom!!!
Suddenly the sky turned a blood red hue.
The air, which had moments ago been filled with magical blue light – suddenly was replaced with a very different kind of energy. A strange figure materialized on the edge of the parking lot– a seedy woman with eyes like chips of ice and a sneer that could curdle milk.
The woman was Toni of Fly, a notorious sorceress known as the Enchantress of Skankdom!!!
She had a receding hairline with pigtails, dark facial stubble, hairy armpits, flappy tits and a tennis ball sized Adam’s apple; dressed in nothing but black snake skins – her flapjacks were out on full display. The very epitome of creepy sleaze.
“I’ve come for the Orb bitches!”
Frank and Keith shared a look of disbelief, while Nancy blurted out, “WTF!”
Toni smiled at them, and with disdainful flick of her wrist, unleashed a magical wave of, Skankdom. Suddenly the air grew thick with a potent cocktail of cheap perfume, stale beer, and the lingering scent of wanton desperation.
Frank and Keith, were in shock and both men staggered back.
Keith, his face contorted in disgust, waved his hand in front of his nose. “Skankdom” he yelled, his voice barely audible above the noxious fumes – he fell to the ground and lay motionless.
The fumes put Frank into a comatose trance as if he’d been roofied by Bill Cosby at a
Ben Szemkus rave.
Nancy was unable to move, her face grown pale, clutched her Orb. It failed to radiant, its light flickered, struggling to resist the insidious influence of Skankdom.
Toni triumphantly smirked fingers playing with her skank hair, she slithered and pranced forward. The Orb of Femininity,” she hissed, “at last is mine! And with it, I shall unleash an era of unparalleled… skankdom!”.
Music started to play!!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iv8GW1GaoIc
The next chapter in our story is entitled Debauchery or Death.
It will be released shortly….
I have submitted your composition to the Bulwar Lyton Purple Prose Award contest.
Two things:
1. I apologize for not giving your character any lines. Undoubtedly you are hurt.
2. NutJob is too interested whether Kieth and Toni had coitus. Latent fantasies?
It seems pretty obvious.
Frank, this may turn into a modern Iliad. It might take ten or or more years for Nice Guy to complete this work of literature.
Do you suspect as I do that J P Poet and Nice Guy are one and the same?
Anything is possible, but my gut tells me Nice Guy and J.P. are not the same. Nice Guys writing style is VERY descriptive. J.P. very much narrative.
Thanks for your insight. I urge all commenters to consider writing poetry.
There was a young girl front Nantucket…
I have it on good authority NiceGuy shall have it done by tomorrow sometime!
Dear Frank,
You are certainly into writing. I marked my calendar when they start the contest.
I believe the following sentence:
“Nancy’s orb undulated, pulsated, and throbbed, with an ethereal, feminine glow, like a neon sign proclaiming free beer inside—no man could resist!”
This sentence will put me into the running!
Unless of course they’re into high brow, humor, and liberal intellectual unfunny shit.
Or as I like to call it “lip service liberals”.
meaning they are full of BS and will only consider pseudo intellectual sentences.
Thank you, my friend for letting me know that such a contest exists!
I think you will win it. Or possibly be a runner up which carries some modest level of accomplishment.
That’s not nice Frank. This was Nice Guy’s magnus opus.
What Nice Guy did to his friend Mr. J was not nice.
Nice Guy. Did you mean for us to read this to the tune of American Pie?
Natashka-
My dear friend, but of course, it was intended, in-dubiously (kidding.)
LMAO!!!! The lyrics would fit!!!
I hope all is well!
Did you see that USP Tucson holds a writing competition for the inmates each year? It’s called “Prose and Cons”.
Why is Frank slow playing the disclosure of sweet sweet lovemaking between Fly and Vanguard?
The next installment of Toni Fly will reveal heretofore unknown information. It will be worth waiting for.
I’ll read between the lines and take that as #5. Although I’m still holding out hope for #2.
NiceGuy’s Top Ten:
Why is NutJob so enthralled as to whether Keith & Toni did it?
1. NutJob is simply curious like the rest of us. Obviously!
2. NutJob is investigating for Nancy. Nancy hates Kieth and wants have a good laugh(cackle).
3. NutJob is jealous of Kieth doinking Nancy and wants a good laugh at Kieth’s expense.
4. NutJob is bi, gay, or curious, “what’s trans sex like?”
5. NutJob is a “Juan Munoz.”
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Juan+Munoz
6. He is bored at work and enjoys pestering Frank.
7. NutJob wants to be the first one in his Re-edit NXIVM subgroup to report Vanguard’s latest news. So he can be the cool kid.
8. NutJob wants to know what it’s like to experience the blue flame from a man’s point of view. Did Toni see the flame?
9. Nutjob has become a Keith Raniere stalker! He wants to know every sordid detail of Keith’s life, including how well Kieth performs DATY!
10. NutJob is worried Kieth’s sexual needs are not being fulfilled.
Any day becomes better when redirected to urban dictionary.
The correct answers are 1 and 6.
And 11 – Nutjob is annoyed that his cackling keeps getting interrupted because the slow drip of awesomeness coming from Fly is so damn ssssslllllooooowwwww.
No on number 10?
You are devoid of humanity you!!!
Tut-tut!
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1jMJgmBVbBgKL?lang=de
https://www.lemonde.fr/en/france/article/2024/09/12/brigitte-macron-awarded-damages-from-women-who-spread-false-claim-she-is-transgender_6725808_7.html
https://www.rfi.fr/en/france/20240913-two-women-found-guilty-of-false-transgender-claims-against-france-s-first-lady-brigitte-macron
Candace Owens
@RealCandaceO
As announced on the podcast today, our Brigitte Macron series will begin next Friday.
Stay tuned.
#BecomingBrigitte
· 24. Jan. 2025
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https://x.com/RealCandaceO/status/1882911957373849894?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet%7Ctwtr%5Etrue
Candace Owens
@RealCandaceO
BREAKING: In mid-November, I made contact with a journalist claiming to have a trove of evidence proving Brigitte Macron was born a man. In December I flew to Europe to examine the evidence and to interview the journalist for over two hours.
Just 10 days after our initial correspondence, SITTING President Emmanuel Macron and his ‘wife’ Brigitte Macron sent me a legal threat which they demanded we not publicize.
Today I will of course be publicizing that letter. It is our belief that this legal threat was sent to intimidate us—ultimately to stop us from publishing the explosive piece which was due to premiere on January 30th.
We will not be intimidated.
Today on the show, we will reveal to you all the strange sequence of events and remind @EmmanuelMacron
that America is not Europe. We have free speech here and we will not be silenced. We welcome you and your Mister to come visit.
An entire army of independent journalists awaits you both.
https://t.co/zK9F95qeo6
youtube.com/watch?v=tJtAUKgkqc0
https://x.com/RealCandaceO/status/1877814980399030350?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1877814980399030350%7Ctwgr%5Efe295f2a4963a24e8b17e5c9933241fb1e7f8be5%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.soapcentral.com%2Fentertainment%2Fnews-candace-owens-says-emmanuel-macron-sent-legal-letter-met-journalist-claimed-brigitte-macron-born-man
Soapcentral.com
Candace Owens says Emmanuel Macron sent her a legal letter after she met a journalist who claimed Brigitte Macron was “born a man”
By
Jenel Treza Albuquerque
Modified Jan 12, 2025 06:54 ET
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The American journalist Candace Owens has revealed to the entire digital world that the French president’s lawyers have forbidden her from disseminating information about the sexual identity of the First Lady of France.
EuronewsBrigitte Macron taking legal action over transgender conspiracy theoryBy AFP
Published on 23/12/2021
https://www.euronews.com/2021/12/23/brigitte-macron-taking-legal-action-over-transgender-conspiracy-theory
The Informant
@theinformant_x
– In France, there is ongoing discussion about the fact that President Macron’s wife is a biological man
It intensified sharply after the release of a major investigation by American Candace Owens.
Owens claims that after fathering three children as a man, in 1984 Jean Michel Tronier took the name of his missing sister and became Brigitte, the mother rather than the father of his young children.
https://x.com/theinformant_x/status/1773713637116362994?lang=de
Henceforth, tenth graders will be no longer plodding through Beowulf, but will instead be studying and reciting these epics!
And appreciate the shout out, Signore Parlato!
Sir, I knew you would appreciate fine poetry. I was so affected when I read these poems that the sauce from my meatball sub fell right on my shirt giving the impression I was stricken in the heart much like Vito Lombardi looked when Joey Bagels and Tony Palermo stopped by. It’s real good stuff and I thought you if anyone would enjoy the poetry. But I reject your idea of calling the series the Fly Papers?
Alison Mack is an extraordinary writer, as well as as a gifted actress. Just read her esquistite poetry:
https://allpoetry.com/Allison_Mack
This is proof that ESP works to maximize brain development.
The cultivated writings of “JP” are some of the most worldly, sophisticated pieces of literature I have ever read.
Thank you Frank for sharing these poems.
Wordsworth would be pleased by this young poet!
You finally left your low brow take on life. I’m pleased. Did it have anything to do with Mrs J Mr J after his orchiectomy?
Frank-
Like you – I appreciate fine writing.
The last poem posted is nonpareil
I am guessing you know the writer personally…