Heidi: New Christmas Carols: Police Navidad; Joy to Vanguard; Little Hummer Boy & We are Vanguard’s Slaves

Heidi Hutchinson has gifted us – during this yuletide season – with four more beautiful carols for us to sing.

Police Navidad

Police navidad
Señor it’s too bad
Que no mas puede venire
a visitar Keith Raniere
En Los Estado’s Unido’s felicidad

Police Navidad
Señora so sad
Necessita reporta
Que sabe de las DOS chicas pronto y to do de la verdad

I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart

We wanna wish you a merry Christmas…
From the bottom of our heart

Joy to Vanguard

To the tune of “Joy to the World”

Joy to the world, the Vanguard’s
Let hell receive its King
Let every court prepare Him
And Lawyers and filings bring
And witnesses will sing
And Billings, and Prison terms,
End this crime ring
Joy to the world

Joy to the World, no Slaver reigns!
Let slaves become employed
Let them be freed
From sex extortion schemes

Repeat the sounding joy
Repeat the sounding joy
Repeat, repeat, the sounding joy

Joy to the world, now we sing
Let hell receive its king
Joy to the world, now we sing
Let the freed slaves voices ring
Joy to the world

Vanguard ruled DOS with hate and disgrace
And made the nations prove
The goriness of His

And wonders of His greed
And wonders of His lust
And wonders, wonders, of disgust 

Little Hummer Boy

To the tune of “Little Drummer Boy”

Dedicated to Emi and Alex

Cum they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum

A Genius king to see
Pa rum pum pum pum

Our thinnest girls we bring
Pa rum pum pum pum

To lay before the king
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum…

So to honor him
Pa rum pum pum pum

When we cum
Pum pum pum pum…

Genius penis
Pa rum pum pum pum

I am a rich boy too
Pa rum pum pum pum

I have no girl to bring
Pa rum pum pum pum

That’s fit to give our king
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum…

Shall I play for you
Pa rum pum pum pum…

Nancy nodded
Pa rum pum pum pum

Alex and Pam kept time
Pa rum pum pum pum

I played my dick for him
Pa rum pum pum pum

I played my best for him
Pa rum pum pum pum..

Then he smiled at me
Pa rum pum pum pum

Me and my cum

Cum they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum

A Genius king to see
Pa rum pum pum pum

Me and my cum
Me and my cum…
Rum pum pum pum

We are Vanguard’s Slaves

To the tune of “We are Santa’s Elves” 

Ho ho ho!
Ho ho ho!

We are Vanguard’s Slaves
In an Hypnotic haze
We make “fuck toys”
Of each girl and boy
Oh, we are Vanguard’s Slaves!

We work hard all day
But we don’t get paid
Girls we try out
See if they cry out
Oh, we are Vanguard’s slaves!

We love Vanguard’s brand
But we’re not in his command
Allie’s our master
She cums much faster
Clare told Jane to say!

Ho ho ho
Ho ho ho
We’re not Vanguard’s slaves!

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Frank Parlato


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Frank Parlato is an investigative journalist.

His work has been cited in hundreds of news outlets, like The New York Times, The Daily Mail, VICE News, CBS News, Fox News, New York Post, New York Daily News, Oxygen, Rolling Stone, People Magazine, The Sun, The Times of London, CBS Inside Edition, among many others in all five continents.

His work to expose and take down NXIVM is featured in books like “Captive” by Catherine Oxenberg, “Scarred” by Sarah Edmonson, “The Program” by Toni Natalie, and “NXIVM. La Secta Que Sedujo al Poder en México” by Juan Alberto Vasquez.

Parlato has been prominently featured on HBO’s docuseries “The Vow” and was the lead investigator and coordinating producer for Investigation Discovery’s “The Lost Women of NXIVM.” Parlato was also credited in the Starz docuseries "Seduced" for saving 'slave' women from being branded and escaping the sex-slave cult known as DOS.

Additionally, Parlato’s coverage of the group OneTaste, starting in 2018, helped spark an FBI investigation, which led to indictments of two of its leaders in 2023.

Parlato appeared on the Nancy Grace Show, Beyond the Headlines with Gretchen Carlson, Dr. Oz, American Greed, Dateline NBC, and NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt, where Parlato conducted the first-ever interview with Keith Raniere after his arrest. This was ironic, as many credit Parlato as one of the primary architects of his arrest and the cratering of the cult he founded.

Parlato is a consulting producer and appears in TNT's The Heiress and the Sex Cult, which premiered on May 22, 2022. Most recently, he consulted and appeared on Tubi's "Branded and Brainwashed: Inside NXIVM," which aired January, 2023.

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