By Pyriel
Talking of songs….

On the first day of Christmas, detention gave to me
A strip search at MDC.

On the second day of Christmas, detention gave to me
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

On the third day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

On the fourth day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

On the fifth day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Bruising on knees,
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

On the sixth day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Food unamazing,
Bruising on knees,
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

On the seventh day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Blood pressure raising,
Food unamazing,
Bruising on knees,
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

On the eighth day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Mites ever grazing,
Blood pressure raising,
Food unamazing,
Bruising on knees,
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

On the ninth day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Head and feet aching,
Mites ever grazing,
Blood pressure raising,
Food unamazing,
Bruising on knees,
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

On the tenth day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Shower forsaking,
Head and feet aching,
Mites ever grazing,
Blood pressure raising,
Food unamazing,
Bruising on knees,
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, detention gave to me
Lawyers bills growing,
Shower forsaking,
Head and feet aching,
Mites ever grazing,
Blood pressure raising,
Food unamazing,
Bruising on knees,
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, detention gave to me
S%@t bombers throwing,
Lawyers bills growing,
Shower forsaking,
Head and feet aching,
Mites ever grazing,
Blood pressure raising,
Food unamazing,
Bruising on knees,
Crying to sleep,
Prison eyewear,
A bad case of thrush
And a strip search at MDC.
Viva Executive Success!

“When we smile, the world smiles with us: each experience of joy is an experience of joy for all people and a victory for human kind.” –
Keith Raniere.
We are all smiling now, Keith! How about you?

Thanks everyone. I didn’t know Frank would use it as an article. I’m so pleased or, as we say in Yorkshire – I’m chuffed to bits!
That’s catchy, Pyriel! Smiling! Thanks!
Love to hear this Acapella 🙂 Fantastic.
What a hoot. Thats great.
I’m sure Keith is smiling on the inside, as he recalls all of the people he has scammed.
I doubt it Scott. I’m sure he’s only thinking of his next stupid appeal to the judge for bail. I would like nothing more for than the March trial date to be pushed back even further.
You doubt it because you don’t understand what a sicko Raniere is. The judge is also looking forward to seeing Raniere’s next stupid appeal, I think the judge is entertained by the appeals, it breaks up the monotony of the case. There is much expectation the trial date will be pushed back, and that’s a good thing, it means more charges against the existing defendants and more defendants, hopefully just in time for a nice Christmas present.
No Scott, I do understand what a sicko Raniere is. He’s a pretty f**ked up guy. My New Years wish is for Keith to take the stand should the case go to trial.