Poetry Corner: Wheels On The Bus

April 10, 2018

By Dirk Nelson

Keith Raniere a/k/a Federal Prisoner #57005-177 is being transported from Oklahoma City, OK to Brooklyn, NY via bus. So, without further ado, let’s all sing:

Wheels on the Bus
Raffi

The wheels on the bus go round and round
Round and round
Round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round
All ’round the town

The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish
Swish, swish, swish
Swish, swish, swish
The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish
All ’round the town

The driver on the bus goes ‘move on back’
Move on back
Move on back
The driver on the bus goes ‘move on back’
All ’round the town

The people on the bus go up and down
Up and down
Up and down
The people on the bus go up and down
All ’round the town

The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep
Beep, beep, beep
Beep, beep, beep
The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep
All ’round the town

The Vanguard on the bus goes ‘whaa whaa whaa’
Whaa whaa whaa
Whaa whaa whaa
The Vanguard on the bus goes ‘whaa whaa whaa’
All ’round the town

The U.S. Marshalls on the bus go ‘shh, shh, shh’
Shh, shh, shh
Shh, shh, shh
The U.S. Marshalls on the bus go ‘shh, shh, shh’
All ’round the town

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OCD
OCD
7 years ago

Fucking hilarious! Many thanks, Dirk.

Laura Darby - Clifton Park Correspondent.
Laura Darby - Clifton Park Correspondent.
7 years ago

Krclaviger!! We missed you welcome back. Hope you are well.

Nope.
Nope.
7 years ago

Yeah, yeah, we see your anonymous Kreuk’s innocent propaganda again, and repeating something over and over again doesn’t make it true.

Scarrom
Scarrom
7 years ago
Reply to  Nope.

And saying Kristin knows more than she’s telling and that what this person says it isn’t true over and over again doesn’t make it true either.

Funny how that works.

Duh.
Duh.
7 years ago
Reply to  Scarrom

Oh yes, because when someone can sum up years of their entire life in a few sentences, they are always being completely open and honest about it.

Scarrom
Scarrom
7 years ago
Reply to  Duh.

She wasn’t writing an autobiography on her time in NXIVM. She was summarizing her experience with NXIVM to rebut the notion that she had anything to do with the “sex cult”. And yes, one can be honest about her experience in a summary without giving every little detail.

You sound like the same jilted dolt who is frustrated that she isn’t tarnished by this set of events and keeps repeatedly posting the same thing.

Duh.
Duh.
7 years ago
Reply to  Duh.

And you seem just like a NXIVM member talking about Keith Raniere.

Scarrom
Scarrom
7 years ago
Reply to  Duh.
FormerNexian
FormerNexian
7 years ago

Fluff piece. Kristin Crook knew what was going on and even went on private trips to Necker Island with Nefarious Nancy and VanGrifter. I’m not buying her I.HAD.NO.IDEA defense…

Scarrom
Scarrom
7 years ago
Reply to  FormerNexian

I’m not buying that you’re a “FormerNexian” just because you pick an alias that says you are.

The first comment you ever made was assailing Kristin Kreuk.

To ExNex
To ExNex
7 years ago
Reply to  FormerNexian

I believe the Necker Isle retreat was a Coaches Summit—other coaches were there, and wasn’t secret (except maybe to Sir Richard, who says “NXIVM? What’s NXIVM?”)…but do you know of “nefarious” things KK did there?

You attended parties at KK’s…did you see something nefarious …beyond others saying she’s in a cult.

As an ex-insider IN THE KNOW do you have any actual “evidence” that KK did or knew of things that were nefarious or illegal?

I, as an outsider, can assume what KK did or did not know, without having evidence..it’s just my guess. You, as an ExNex, can’t expect your assumptions to be any more believable unless you backup your claims with specifics.

(But, please, no names of those not already publicly known)

Yay!
Yay!
7 years ago

YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Was so hoping it wasn’t going to be a plane.

A buss on the bus is how love starts....
A buss on the bus is how love starts....
7 years ago

A long bus ride is enough time to form a relationship…Keith’s next lover(s) may be in the seat(s) next to him…his sexual attraction will be obvious to his fellow cons…first their eyes meet, then a gentle buss on the bus…a promise of hours in the showers yet to cum…

shadowstate1958
7 years ago

That’s quite a romantic scenario.
But somehow, I think the casting is wrong.
A more popular movie will star Allison Whack instead of Keith Raniere.

Jonathan tuttle
Jonathan tuttle
7 years ago

I can think of no better fate for the Vantard than a long, hot, uncomfortable trip to a place that nobody wants to go. Sleep well there, boy.

shadowstate1958
7 years ago

When the Feds give their prisoners long bus rides through the country, they have a name for it.
“Diesel Therapy.”

Diesel therapy is a form of punishment in which prisoners are shackled and then transported for days or weeks. It has been described as “the cruelest aspect of being a federal inmate.” It has been alleged that some inmates are deliberately sent to incorrect destinations as an exercise of diesel therapy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diesel_therapy

shadowstate1958
7 years ago

Perhaps “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall” would be a good song for Keith Raniere to sing on the buss.

orangecountydreams
orangecountydreams
7 years ago

99 bottles of fear on the wall; 99 bottles of fear, Take one down, and pass it around – 99 bottles of fear.
98 bottles of tears on the wall; 98 bottles of tears; Take one down and pass it around – 98 bottles of tears.
97 bottles of jeers on the wall; 97 bottles of jeers. Take one down and pass it around, 97 bottles of jeers.
96 bottles of leers on the wall; 96 bottles of leers. Take one down and pass it around, 96 bottles of leers.

95 to go!

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