Frank Parlato
Flowers wrote and I agree:
Before Keith decides on ass implant surgery perhaps the plastic surgeon will show him some pictures of the look he’s expected to achieve… A photoshop of Keith with a J-Lo or a Kim Kardashian ass (just so he knows what to expect). That would be helpful in his decision making.
Plus, I wonder how large the implants would need to be to actually be useful for the intended purpose. I think a consultation with a plastic surgeon is required.
In the interest of being helpful, and not as vulgar readers will naturally ass-ume, I will volunteer to do a few Photo-shopped images of Keith Raniere with ass implants. None of these are real photos and for additional clarification [for some of my unusually cranky readers] As of the time of this publication, Frank Report has NO knowledge of whether or not Keith has actually gotten an ass implant or if he even intends to get them.
It is believed that if he so desires it, he will be able to afford it. In the USA, the average cost of buttock augmentation with fat grafting is $4,356, the average cost of butt implants is $4,860 and the average cost of a butt lift is $4,571 according to 2016 statistics from the American Society of Plastic Surgeons.
However, keep in mind: Buttock augmentation costs can vary widely. One woman reportedly spent $470,000 to achieve the ass she wanted.
In Mexico, it is a little more expensive. The average price for ass implants is $5,009. However – and here is the good news — Ass Implants can be found for as little as $3,662 at some MEDIGO clinics in Mexico.
First of all, may I say that rape – in or out of prison – is no joke.
Second: While Keith, of course, is well equipped to handle prison life, many others are not so tough or smart as he.
And prison life can be abusive.
It remains to be seen if Keith goes to prison, whether he, being an east coast judo champion since age 11, can put the rough necks in line, by tossing them about the prison – judo-style.
Frank Parlato is an investigative journalist, media strategist, publisher, and legal consultant.
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Keith would have a very hard time convincing his buddy Dr. Park Dietz that he is anything but 100% competent – to take it in the ass. Good luck getting an insanity plea!
Oh yes, Frank, those pictures are definitely helping to sway my opinion towards Keith getting the implants. Of course it’s up to Keith to make the final decision after consulting with his surgeon, but I really think implants of the size shown in those photos, would do the job that Keith requires..
I can’t see any inmate, no matter how “large”, being able to get past those giant buttocks.
That baby got back…
If Keith ever ends up doing jail time for his criminal actions, which is unlikely;
No sign of any charges anywhere, ever -, he’s like Teflon man
He has all the Bronfman money to defend him
He’d go to a mental institution, they’ll find some way to find him insane… enough
But if he did, What would his criminal mind get him into?
If the Bronfman sisters are still backing him, they would buy his protection in prison don’t you think?
Clare is gaga over this dude.