Venereal disease is no laughing matter.
Yet, when I was busy attacking Nxivm and Keith Raniere, in the summer and early fall of 2017, before the New York Times story ran and the FBI investigation began, venereal disease was on my mind – not for myself – but for the members of Keith Raniere’s harem and most likely the flaccid one himself.
Several sources told me that the harem was grossly infested with herpes.
I had no problem writing about it then [or now].
As part of what I did, I wrote a few comedy sketches about it, which I proposed that Keith Raniere might deliver at Vanguard Week 2018.
Unfortunately for Vanguard, he never had a chance to deliver any monologue, for he was arrested on March 26, 2018, six months to the day from his birthday, and almost six months before Vanguard Week 2018 was to commence.
It remains a fact that this skunk and his promiscuous ways – especially his unprotected sex with so many women – created a virtual pandemic of herpes in the harem.
And that’s not funny.
In any event, here is one of several standup routines I wrote for Vanguard, knowing full well he was unlikely to ever deliver them – even if he hadn’t been arrested.
So, I went to Nicki on her birthday and recited this poem: Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I cum on you?
‘No’, I said, ‘she’s not that ugly.’
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Alright, so maybe it wasn’t so funny. Venereal disease spread by a selfish pig who refused to consider the health of his followers is not amusing in the slightest.
But one thing could be, depending on your perspective, mildly amusing.
Vanguard is in the Brooklyn Metropolitan Detention Center, awaiting his prison sentence. He is just where he tried to put so many people. And he will be in prison for years to come.
Like venereal disease, Karma is actually not that funny sometimes.
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HILARIOUS, Frank! I love these reposts I missed first time around — when NX hackers had me had me too afeared to go online let alone visit Frank’s blog.
Any case, some of these posts are brilliant, bone-biting satire at its finest and most authentic.
Appreciate the laughs.
What happened to Nicki? I miss her posts, or whomever it was, they were still entertaining.
“What happened to Nicki?”
After Nicki was sued in a civil RICO action her lawyer probably warned her to stop commenting and lie low.
The Bureau of Prisons reports that there are 28 cases of Covid-19 among the staff, but zero deaths.
They also report zero cases among inmates. That can’t possibly be true. Dozens of inmates would have caught it from guards. The only reasonable interpretation is that they have done zero tests on the inmates. Most likely, a huge fraction of the inmates have Covid, and the staff caught it from them.
Data is from the following page, although you have to, drill down a bit to get it.
https://www.bop.gov/coronavirus/
And we’re supposed to care for what reason? The officers are probably fat, the inmates skinny. The officers have symptoms, the inmates don’t. Issue solved. LOL
There was an inmate Covid case at MDC back in March .
https://apnews.com/ec49cc7f4d1b00bc5010dfb6d935e042
But at the Metropolitan Detention Center, a federal lockup in New York City housing 1,700 inmates, there were only nine nasal swab test kits late last month, according to a lawsuit filed on behalf of hundreds of inmates there. Just one inmate has been confirmed with coronavirus there, according to Bureau of Prisons statistics.
Deirdre D. von Dornum, attorney-in-charge of the Federal Defenders of New York in Brooklyn, said there was a reason.
“They are not testing anyone,” she said.
new figures provided by the Bureau of Prisons show that out of 2,700 tests systemwide, nearly 2,000 have come back positive, strongly suggesting there are far more COVID-19 cases left uncovered.
https://apnews.com/fb43e3ebc447355a4f71e3563dbdca4f
https://theintercept.com/2020/04/10/prison-coronavirus-mdc-bop/
https://nypost.com/2020/04/27/brooklyn-prison-guards-say-officials-undercount-coronavirus-cases/