Comedienne Nicki Clyne appeared at V-Week 2016 [the last great V-Week before the DOS branding was revealed and ruined Nxivm].
She gave up her acting career as a serious actress and became a full-time Nxivm coach and part-time stand-up comedian for the sake of her Vanguard.
Here she is at her funniest, doing a routine she calls the “The Top 12 List of Photo Captions From V-Week 2016.” They are replete with her funny pictures and funnier commentary. She creates funny captions for Nxivm pictures.
Here they are in stills for your delectation and amusement:
12. Hey Jim, do you think aliens take selfies? Think about it.
11. Everybody stop! I lost my contact lens!
10. I’m pretty sure it’s ethical since I don’t have abstraction.
9. Whoever washed my favorite Adidas jacket is so dead.
8. Um, guys? No, seriously, can someone please help me down?
7. Hey guys, maybe if we make it black & white, they won’t know we’ve been up for 47 hours.
6. I just don’t get why people call us a cult.
5. I’m telling you, it’s a NEED!!!
4. When Ethicists starts talking about the levels of morality.
3. Maybe if I just lie here looking stressed someone will massage me.
2. I’ll just leave this here in case I want E.Coli later
1. Okay guys, seriously… Who farted?
Frank Parlato 
Janine Morrison 
J.J. O'Hara 
Richard Luthmann 
Marie White 
Paul Serran
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That wouldn’t be funny even if I was drunk and on every drug imaginable. I wonder which is worse, fucking Keith and coming to your senses and realizing you slept with a disgusting troll loser. Or being like nicki and still being under his spell and not realizing you are a laughing stock for all the wrong reasons.
If Nicki Clyne divorces Allison Mack, is Clyne entitled to Spousal Support?
“If Nicki Clyne divorces Allison Mack, is Clyne entitled to Spousal Support?”
If Allison gets sued in a civil RICO suit, it will be Nicki supporting Allison.
Clyne references sleep deprivation which was common place in this cult. Her mentioning of E. Coli and the fact that many people fell mysteriously ill during V Week makes me think someone got inspired by the Rajneeshees.
That routine was so bad that you should laugh at it, but not because it was funny.
I’m not saying it’s her, but that woman in the audience in the orange shirt sure does resemble KK.
It sure looks like her: https://www.google.com/search?q=kristin+kreuk&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwih46n18LLkAhURLKwKHY2vDFQQ_AUIEigC&biw=1278&bih=729#imgrc=a5Lh69WxMsJsCM: Somebody who knows what they’re doing could enlarge the ear/forehead/face/chin/etc., and have an even higher confidence level. Perhaps this is the “limited” involvement Kristin Crook(ed) was referring to….
Yes, and it would suggest she was at least “limitedly” involved until right before Frank blew the whole thing open.
no, doesn’t look like KK
I thought the woman in the orange shirt looked more like Sarah Edmondson with a different hairline. Thank you, Frank, for posting this. I love the clips from the amateur talentless show!
That performance was as good as any PROfessional talentless show.
That gal is one of the orange sashed coaches from the Mexico contingent.
Truly funny girl. What a laugh riot.
I’ll bet Yolanda Cortez can be equally funny.
Seeing some of these pathetic characters in action is a real eye-opener.
From the still photos and Instagram posts, etc. I was inclined to think Clyne was a bit more like Gina — not only in their physical features, but in “coolness,” attitude, humor, social awareness, spirituality, idealism and intellect — but, seeing her this vid… NIX THAT!
She’s just a strung-up fool spewing old folks fart jokes for a few forced laughs from zombified sheople, prol hoping Clare and Emi’s fortunes will buy her her big break in show biz — oughta hard as she had to lick Ally’s hole and suck Keith’s dick.
No offense if you’re reading this, Nick, but it’s nigh time to make like Ghislaine and get lost if you’re hanging onto a false dream you have any future in comedy. …Penthouse Centerfold, maybe, but stills only.
Another reference to contaminated food. I’m guessing this comedy gold was presented prior to the outbreak of explosive diarrhea?
Lol, Nutjob. I was thinking along the same lines when I heard that one. 🤢. Was this show the same year (2016, was it?) as the outbreak at V-week, really? Who knows? Wonder who wrote the material and, as you ask, was it before or AFTER the poisonings? In very bad taste, either way.
It had to be before the poisonings, or else instead of laughing the audience would have been puking.
Sometimes being highly motivated just isn’t enough.
There was absolutely nothing remotely amusing about Clyne’s act. The footage confirms the severely altered state of mind of a human being situated beyond redemption permanently.
Some in the audience were laughing. Laughing at what?
They were trained to laugh. It doesn’t matter whether Clyne is funny.
The Wet Bandits strike again
Shecky Clyne … don’t quit your day job.
Canada has talents. Such as Kristin Kreuk?
With so much talent, you have bad ratings.