The all wise Vanguard knows what he likes.

All Vanguard Eats Is Pizza and Pussy; Hold the Garlic!

It caused me to recall who first put that information out there in the public domain. It was the Frank Report – and long before Raniere was arrested, and months before the New York Times wrote their branding story [giving Frank Report credit for first breaking the story].
I thought it might be nice to take readers on a stroll down memory lane – when Frank Report was the only outlet writing about the illustrious one and how I sought to use ridicule as much as anything else to discredit Raniere – and to get his followers to leave him.
It worked rather well since between the time of my first reporting the branding story on June 5, 2017 and V-Week 2017, hundreds quit the Nxivm cult.
At the time I wrote the following story, I did not know if I would get any mainstream media help. I looked upon this as my job and mine alone. I depended on no one and counted on no one. I just kept writing and pounding away hoping that someone would take notice – either the authorities or the mainstream media.  It was not until October 2017 that the Times published their story.  And then the feds jumped in.
But my goal back at the time – in July 2017 – was simply to chip away at the cult – to weaken it, to lessen it, to make people in it doubt that it was a good thing.
It worked.
And it showed me that anyone with true resolve and armed with the truth can fight a giant – for Nxivm and Raniere were giants then, backed with Bronfman millions and celebrities who stood by them with iron resolve.
I found that a strident voice was not the most effective voice but rather a sarcastic one worked in the end. For, after all, Vanguard was [and is] ridiculous. So I ridiculed him.
So, let me take readers back in time, to July 15, 2017, when I wrote this rather crude post. It was meant to be crude. It was meant to show how silly this fool was – this fool that was branding women and being venerated by hundreds of women and dozens of men.

What are the odds?

One of the most unusual things occurring in that place of miracles – Clifton Park, NY – is that all of the women who are Keith Raniere’s inner circle say they are allergic to garlic.

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April 19th is National Garlic Day, a terrible day in Clifton Park. It seems mathematically impossible that this kind of allergy could be so widespread. But ask any woman in Clifton Park, NY and they will tell you – they are allergic to garlic.

Their leader, Mr. Raniere, guides them in their daily diet – and it has been learned from the women that many of them did not know they were allergic to garlic until Mr. Raniere told them.

Mr. Raniere, who is also referred to as Vanguard, controls their calorie count, and what they eat. Mr. Raniere prefers his women to be very slender.

Generally, he tells his inner circle of women the reason for many of their problems is that they are allergic to garlic.

Many of the women heretofore liked garlic. But once they learned that garlic was the root of their problems, they promptly quit eating the spicy and pungent herb.

READER ADVISORY: The following is very graphic.  All followers of Mr. Raniere are asked to STOP READING HERE AND GO ON TO THE NEXT POST.

Also, no one under the age of 21 may read further for it may be disturbing. Thank you.

Mr. Raniere also points out that not only are his women allergic to garlic, but he does not like the way it makes their vaginas taste or smell.

Mr. Raniere has made a sincere study of the odor of women’s genitals and has developed numerous theories about the pubic and genital regions of the human female from puberty onward.

A DIGRESSION

All of his women today have 70s-style pubic hair “bushes”.  None of them shave or trim their pubic hair, which makes for, at times, an odd bathing suit appearance as stray pubic hairs often emerge from within the lines of their modern-day bathing suits.

Mr. Raniere loves bushy-bushy bush and he loves to insert his tongue into the vagina of properly accoutered women.

Mr. Raniere forbids shaving or even bikini waxes. He says that the full growth of pubic hair increases the pheromones – the natural sex-alluring scent that strikes an arousal “trigger” in the opposite sex.

As a result, Allison Mack, Nicki Clyne, India Oxenberg, Lauren Salzman – and anyone else he chooses to bed – must maintain a nice 70s-style bushy bush, sources say.

“No bush – no Raniere,” is a slogan many of the women clearly understand.

The only time the women shave is when they are about to be branded on their pubic region with his initials with a white-hot cauterizing iron.

 

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The all-wise Vanguard knows what he likes.

GETTING BACK TO GARLIC
All of Mr. Raniere’s slave-women are allegoric to garlic.  If they eat garlic, Mr. Raniere will not perform cunnilingus on their vaginal area.This raises a number of interesting points.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Pizza is Keith Raniere’s favorite food as is evident by his expanding waistline.

Mr. Raniere’s favorite food – and the one he eats the most – is pizza. His women may not eat pizza because it has too many calories.

They may also not eat garlic.

This too is curious. Not only does Mr. Raniere not like the smell of garlic as it is emitting from a woman’s vagina but – and this may be Mr. Raniere’s splendid sense of humor – but garlic has been used since before medieval times to ward off vampires, evil spirits and the devil himself.

Is Mr. Raniere playing a practical joke on the women he rules by not permitting them to eat garlic – or else he will not have cunnilingus with them – as if he is making a subtle joke on them that he is the devil?

Mr. Raniere suffers from erectile dysfunction so other than cunnilingus, he has no other way to please a woman.

Perhaps if he did not ail from erectile dysfunction, he could allow women to eat garlic since he would have his nose more distant from the offending garlic smell.

On the other hand, maybe the women really are allergic to garlic.

It is not known whether the pizza Mr. Raniere eats contains any garlic in the sauce.

Last, but not least, as is well known, Mr. Raniere loves to kiss women on the lips.

Some women have complained that his lips and breath smell, if not quite like garlic, like another pungent and tangy type of smell that some have likened to a woman’s vagina.

 

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I have had my pussy branded; I do not shave it and the hair grows out all over; I eat 500 calories per day; I only go to sleep with my Vanguard’s permission, and I quit my lucrative acting job and squandered away my fortune on NXIVM classes. Am I now fit to be in your harem? asks the wonderful Allison Mack.

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He did not get that paunch from eating celery.
 

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Keith Raniere loves pizza and the good news is he doesn’t have to share since the women are forbidden the high-calorie delicacy.
 

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Vegan is good for women. Not good for men.

 

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Raniere’s view of women: From left to right: Morbidly obese, obese, fat
 

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The right weight for Mr. Raniere. Just don’t eat any garlic.
 

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If you look closely at Keith Raniere’s face, especially around his nose, you may be able to imagine he has a fine sense of smell. Indeed many of the women who know Mr. Raniere can smell what he has recently smelled since he is often adorned with a perfume-like aroma that smells uncommonly like a woman’s vaginal area – sans garlic in their diet.
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So this was my post on July 15, 2017. While outsiders who read it may have thought I was making it all up – about the garlic and not shaving, etc. – because it was so silly – the women in his harem knew. They knew about his erectile dysfunction [odd I have heard that garlic might cure erectile dysfunction] and thus they knew that I was aware of certain truths. One by one, the women of his harem and some of the DOS slaves called me. Some got out because of my reports they told me. That was my real work. As much as putting Keith in jail was my work, it was also to help these women who called and who said, “After I read what you wrote, I realized I was being a fool and following a fool.”Some of them were at first angry, and embarrassed. For it was easy to blame me for making them look stupid. But, in time, most of them realized that I needed to employ harsh means and to employ ridicule.  Ridicule worked best. For there is something inescapable about ridicule – you may get mad but you know it is true.

This asshole had a pack of women all being told they were allergic to garlic [because he did like the smell of it on their pussies] while he hogged out and kept them on starvation diets.  He made this sound to them as utterly serious.

I made it my goal to make him look utterly foolish and, to be candid, the women who followed him [his victims] as foolish too.

I know in the #me too movement women are meant to be portrayed only as weak childlike victims and must never be criticized.  But I criticized the women for being so stupid as to fall for his lies. It was not a politically correct thing to suggest that women could think for themselves, but I believed it. That smart women could realize, by reading these posts, that they were being played as fools and get up and leave and stop being a victim – by their own will.

A lot of them did.

 

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Frank Parlato

Frank Report’s founder and lead writer Frank Parlato is one of the internet’s most decorated investigative journalists. His writing and investigations have helped expose major criminal organizations and scandals.

Frank’s work has been cited in major publications all over the world, including The New York Times, New York Post, The Daily Mail, VICE News, CNN, Rolling Stone, and more.

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  • You and your sarcastic wit saved more than a few silly girls who learned how to find their own footing from reading your exposes of the bastard. Gratitude is your reward, Frank 🙂

  • Now we all know KR is a criminal and a controlling pervert (thanks FP/investigative journalist).
    He had many sexual preferences. The criminal preferences are unacceptable in the eyes of the law but the others are his personal fucking right. If he likes a woman that doesnt shave her pubic area to mimic a 10 year old little girl, then that’s his business.
    It’s okay for a woman to NOT SHAVE HER PUBIC AREA. Not all women follow the trends (thank God we have free thinkers).
    As far as not wanting to lick a stinky woohaw, well that’s OKAY TOO.
    THE PLASTIC MODEL WITH THE WIG COVERING ITS PRIVATE AREA IS A far cry from what a real womans unshaven pelvic area looks like.
    Stop being a rude weird pervert yourself and take down that disgusting pic. Makes me think that the only pussy you’ve seen is a young shaven girl….have respect for the real ladies in the room Mr. Parlato

  • Frank,
    We, the stupid ones, were told you were the devil incarnate. We had been told this about others before. Unlike them, you got through to us through your unrelenting persistence. You never gave up. You never took a break. That is what was needed to pull us all from the clutches of the true devil.
    We may have cringed at your methods, but we are smart enough to recognize the soldier does what he has to do to attain our freedom.
    Thank you.

  • Speaking of “the right weight for Raniere,” it turns out that Epstein had similar fixations and requirements – and also relied on enablers and co-perpetrators to help enforce them:

    ‘According to the New York Times, Sarah Kellen, Lesley Groff, Adriana Ross and Nadia Marcinkova allegedly aided Epstein and then-girlfriend Ghislaine Maxwell in recruiting victims and scheduling their abuse in a hierarchal scheme that put Epstein and Maxwell at the top and made “assistants” of the other four.

    The assistants, some of whom were teenaged victims of Epstein themselves recruited underage friends, managed travel and lodging for the victims, and even policed their weight, according to a lawsuit filed by Sarah Ransome against Maxwell in 2017 and email correspondence:

    “Ms. Ransome also alleged in her lawsuit that she was instructed by Mr. Epstein’s associates to go on a diet and to lose about 11 pounds to maintain her slim figure. In one email exchange reviewed by The Times, Ms. Ransome told Ms. Groff she was monitoring her weight for Mr. Epstein. “Please could you also let him know that I am now 57 kg and that everything is going well,” Ms. Ransome emailed Ms. Groff in 2007.”

    Marcinkova, who may have also been assaulted by Epstein as a teenager, is accused of participating in the sexual abuse by at least one victim, who was 16 at the time:’

    Jeffrey Epstein Allegedly Relied on a ‘Ring’ of Women to Recruit Victims
    https://jezebel.com/jeffrey-epstein-allegedly-relied-on-a-ring-of-women-to-1837715504

    That refers to a New York Times headlining story published this afternoon:

    How a Ring of Women Allegedly Recruited Girls for Jeffrey Epstein
    * After Mr. Epstein’s suicide, his inner circle of girlfriends, employees and other associates is now under scrutiny by prosecutors.
    * A Times investigation uncovered allegations about how a cadre of women helped lure girls into his orbit and managed the logistics of those encounters.
    https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/29/nyregion/jeffrey-epstein-ghislaine-maxwell.html

  • Is Joe Biden a little sicko also? I recently seen short clips of young girls pulling away from him as he touches their face. I see him with his arm around young girls and they pull away in what looks like disgust. Is this why some call him creepy Joe?

        • That’s a huge stretch. The little black girl was called over to him and was very shy. He didn’t put a hand on her, he just kissed her once on the head. You are so liberal you don’t “get” humor, because Trump’s compliments about Ivanka went right over your head.

          • It’s a stretch whichever side does it, which was the point I wanted to make. People can go through all of the photos and video of someone to find an example or two that appears to paint that person in some bad light, but that’s fallacious. Outright cults do the same thing, too; look at Scientology’s smear sites against its defectors, whistleblowers and critics and you’ll see that one of their obvious propaganda techniques is to find the worst looking photos of someone and use those, as well as taking other things out of context.

            I’m a centrist and don’t care for the culty mindset and behavior of partisans of either stripe.

          • No, it’s not a stretch for SleepyCreepy Joe. He has done it repeatedly for decades and the video clearly shows the girls/women pulling away and feeling very uncomfortable, but he keeps doing it anyway. You don’t think his advisors have told him to knock it off? You’re not a centrist, you’re a flaming liberal. No centrist would attempt to make that lame point.

    • I think you’re just demonstrating ideological bias here. Have you never heard about the old tradition of politicians kissing babies, for instance?

      There are what could be seen to be equally “creepy” pictures and videos of Trump, including one in which he looks at a young girl and says he’s going to be dating her in 10 years, and another in which he tries to kiss a young girl he’s holding, as she pulls away and he has to put her down:

      https://twitter.com/i/status/788202582674137088

      from: Donald Trump has been making disturbing comments about young girls for years
      https://www.vox.com/identities/2016/10/18/13282192/trump-young-girls-10-year-old-teens-sexual-comments

      Frank ought to know better, too: in the Italian ethnic and cultural group displays of physical affection are the norm, particularly towards children, and Anglos can seem creepily distant by such standards. I spend about a month every year living abroad among such communities, and have to completely re-calibrate my norms about physical affection with adult acquaintances and strangers, but there’s nothing inherently wrong with it, and in some ways it even seems a bit more natural.

      • It may seem natural to you but in my opinion since there’s a severe outbreak of pedophilia maybe all the politicians should keep their hands to them selves.

        • Politicians have always tended to be promiscuous types, unfortunately – partly because it correlates with the sort of personal charisma that voters respond to, not entirely unlike the appeal of cult leaders. That’s why they mingle with crowds and kiss babies, because that’s the sort of personal touch, so to speak, that’s works to connect with constituencies

          But their problems go beyond superficial gestures. I think we should hold them to account for higher standards of behavior, but regarding the sort of things that really matter.

  • Everything FRANK REPORT has said, has been true. Keep up the great work Frank!

    And Gillibrand just dropped out. Maybe she was feeling some heat because of her NXIVM connections!

  • A reliable source has informed me that Vanguard Week 2019, which was scheduled to take place in a telephone booth in Hells Kitchen, was cancelled early on due to lack of bookings. Instead, DOS held a “Lets Not Eat Any Pizza Party,” which all five attendees said was the best fun they’d had in ages.

  • Those mannequins are too funny. As for smelly vagina’s, A healthy vagina won’t have a smell. A healthy vagina is like smelling and tasting water. Sometimes a woman’s PH balance might be off and will differ slightly. If it smells like fish or a foot, it’s no good.

    Raniere’s women fishy vagina was his doing. Men have no idea their carrying trichinosis. That smell of fish is the organisms excrement.

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