Nice Guy: Keith has become a true renunciate – now that he’s in jail

Typical prison cell in federal prison

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By Nice Guy

Frank you forgot to mention a few things in your post – The world of Keith Raniere, now and then: 10 months in jail for the Vanguard today! about our favorite renunciate Kieth:

1. Federal prison rules bar masturbation or other forms of self sexual gratification. Poor Kieth once had many sexual partners now he is not even allowed touch himself. Kieth no longer suffers from the vice of sex.

2. Prisoners are given a uniform and exchange it for another laundered used uniform weekly. He does not technically possess any true personal clothing, prison issued or otherwise. Kieth has no true clothing of his own now.

3. The toilet and sink in his Rat cage cell are so close together that his urine probably splashes on the sink at times. Perhaps he now sits when he pees. Kieth must pee like a woman and be fully emasculated and metaphorically castrated.

4. Kieth must share his commissary with other inmates or have money put on the commissary accounts of other inmates. The prison extortion rackets exist even in federal prison solitary confinement. Why do think Kieth was actually head butted? Seriously.

Kieth now must share with his fellow man.

Oddly enough, sending Kieth Raniere to jail has enabled Kieth to become a true renunciate in every way for the last 10 months.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
5 years ago

For Keith, all forms of extortion and blackmail have been his main occupations for decades,
among many other crimes. Unfortunately, these forms of crimes are not patentable and not
invented by him. So Keith unfortunately has to accept that others do it the same way or better
than himself. Everyone as he can, but his prison comrades are the one who can do better.

niceguy
niceguy
5 years ago

Thanks for the friendly words everyone.

Scott Johnson (@ScottTexJohnson)
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You’re welcome.

NoisyMouse
NoisyMouse
5 years ago

Keith has a Secure Compound now, he just can’t leave.

He has armed guards. A staff that cooks for him. Exciting exercise. Unexpected visits from colleagues, daily fight club challenges, free electricity, air, and heat.

A real library. Health care. Willing sexual partners. No blackmail needed.

Sheesh! He finally obtained everything his heart desires.

NoisyMouse
NoisyMouse
5 years ago

Irony!

Leon Festinger
Leon Festinger
5 years ago

You have a way with words and imagery niceguy. Well done.

Heidi
Heidi
5 years ago

ROFLMAO! Nice laugh, niceguy! Tell your wife you might get some clients for her on here plus a stand-up gig! Btw, “Keith” is spelled e before i, otherwise perfect grammar too.

Anonymous
Anonymous
5 years ago

Fresh, clean prison uniforms just appear!

Scott Johnson (@ScottTexJohnson)

Prison rules probably prohibit anal sex as well. We know that rule is broken with regularity, both voluntarily and otherwise.

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Frank Parlato is an investigative journalist.

His work has been cited in hundreds of news outlets, like The New York Times, The Daily Mail, VICE News, CBS News, Fox News, New York Post, New York Daily News, Oxygen, Rolling Stone, People Magazine, The Sun, The Times of London, CBS Inside Edition, among many others in all five continents.

His work to expose and take down NXIVM is featured in books like “Captive” by Catherine Oxenberg, “Scarred” by Sarah Edmonson, “The Program” by Toni Natalie, and “NXIVM. La Secta Que Sedujo al Poder en México” by Juan Alberto Vasquez.

Parlato has been prominently featured on HBO’s docuseries “The Vow” and was the lead investigator and coordinating producer for Investigation Discovery’s “The Lost Women of NXIVM.” Parlato was also credited in the Starz docuseries "Seduced" for saving 'slave' women from being branded and escaping the sex-slave cult known as DOS.

Additionally, Parlato’s coverage of the group OneTaste, starting in 2018, helped spark an FBI investigation, which led to indictments of two of its leaders in 2023.

Parlato appeared on the Nancy Grace Show, Beyond the Headlines with Gretchen Carlson, Dr. Oz, American Greed, Dateline NBC, and NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt, where Parlato conducted the first-ever interview with Keith Raniere after his arrest. This was ironic, as many credit Parlato as one of the primary architects of his arrest and the cratering of the cult he founded.

Parlato is a consulting producer and appears in TNT's The Heiress and the Sex Cult, which premiered on May 22, 2022. Most recently, he consulted and appeared on Tubi's "Branded and Brainwashed: Inside NXIVM," which aired January, 2023.

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