The lawyers’ comments about me were meant to persuade the judge to seal names of guarantors of Raniere’s proposed bail bond.
They want the names of people who would bail out Raniere to be kept from the public, the media and me in particular.
Raniere’s attorneys failed to note that when I said I wrote a fictional story about Vanguard, I announced it as fiction and when I photoshopped images of Raniere, I made it clear the images were not real photographs.
Here is sample fiction I wrote about Raniere – called “Night of the Vanguard.” I published this in July 2017 – a month or so after I broke the branding story – when I was the only one writing about NXIVM – as members were defecting from the cult daily.
At that time, the NY Times was just looking into the story. There was no one covering it. In fact, most media – if they read the blog at all – must have thought branding and collateral were fiction.
So to keep getting cult members to leave, I directed a little sarcasm toward Raniere – who was trying to hold his cult together and, when possible, brand a few more women.
The following excerpts are from a fictional story – told in the voice of Rosa – a fictional women Raniere seduces. I wanted to show how ridiculous his seduction approach was and how foolish the women who saw him as romantic appeared.
Here are a few excerpts of purple prose,
[This is fiction].
[Setting Rosa and Vanguard meet at a party at Nancy Salzman’s house. She sees him for the first time}
I was unable to control my reaction to his devastating maleness.
“Hi, I’m Vanguard.”
My tongue felt large and swollen in my dry, heated mouth. I became dizzy, all the blood leaving my head in a mad dash to my heart and other, lower places.
“Hi, I’m Rosa.”
… My heart was racing, my limbs mysteriously weak. I thanked God I was already sitting for I knew my legs were incapable of supporting me.
He said, “Let’s go for a walk.”
As I arose, he hugged me, pressing against me. Every muscle in my body tightened, clenching almost painfully in response to his heated flesh.
As we walked down Oregon Trail, a fine sheen broke out on his forehead and upper lip. My stomach continued churning from the near contact of his delectable body. I trembled uncontrollably. Goose bumps covered the column of my spine.
We stopped at an apartment that happened to be empty….
“I am a tantric master…” he said. Then he touched me with marvelous ingenuity; he caressed me with his wild manhood. His beauty struck my heart, then my loins. My thighs turned to mush.
He told me the lives of seven billion people hung in the balance. The welfare of the world depended on his teaching.
He lowered his head towards me, licking his hot, dry lips in preparation. I understood his intent and parted my lips, waiting breathlessly. Closer, his hot breath fanned my quivering lips. He could feel the stuttering, faltering beat of my heart against his own. My trembling increased, my fingers and toes tingled. My stomach roiled and sweat ran in rivulets down my forehead, burning my eyes.
“You are ruled by disintegrations. Do not let it make you a suppressive,” he said.
Vanguard brushed his lips across mine in a feather-like caress. A slow smile curved my luscious mouth. Then he pushed me back into the soft, buttery luxury of the leather couch…
His work has been cited in hundreds of news outlets, like The New York Times, The Daily Mail, VICE News, CBS News, Fox News, New York Post, New York Daily News, Oxygen, Rolling Stone, People Magazine, The Sun, The Times of London, CBS Inside Edition, among many others in all five continents.
His work to expose and take down NXIVM is featured in books like “Captive” by Catherine Oxenberg, “Scarred” by Sarah Edmonson, “The Program” by Toni Natalie, and “NXIVM. La Secta Que Sedujo al Poder en México” by Juan Alberto Vasquez.
Parlato has been prominently featured on HBO’s docuseries “The Vow” and was the lead investigator and coordinating producer for Investigation Discovery’s “The Lost Women of NXIVM.” In addition, he was credited in the Starz docuseries 'Seduced' for saving 'slave' women from being branded and escaping the sex-slave cult known as DOS.
Parlato appeared on the Nancy Grace Show, Beyond the Headlines with Gretchen Carlson, Dr. Oz, American Greed, Dateline NBC, and NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt, where Parlato conducted the first-ever interview with Keith Raniere after his arrest. This was ironic, as many credit Parlato as one of the primary architects of his arrest and the cratering of the cult he founded.
Parlato is a consulting producer and appears in TNT's The Heiress and the Sex Cult, which premieres on May 22, 2022.
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Frank, what a fantastic collection of some of your older posts readers may have missed. I love the horrible (fiction) story, I can see how making fun of this would help women see a bit more clearly how ridiculous KR and their own behaviour was. The garden gnome and many of the definitely photoshopped pictures are hilarious and show more than words alone could tell. Keep up the good work of sharing the truth of KR, Clare and NXIVM, very scary stuff.
None of these ohotoshop pictures are real. The Night of the Vangaurd is fiction. But some of the scenes Asshole Depicts in his fiction are accurate representations of the worlds leadig ethicist, top problem solver and -don’t be jealous Frank – best lover. Eat your heart out Frank.
The one weapon that will always defeat a dictator like Raniere is laughter.
Scorn and ridicule will ultimately defeat the most fearsome dictators on earth.
Pea: you and your NXIVM cohorts will never win as long as there are people fearless enough to call you out as the clowns you are.
Bully all you want, Pea.
Your days are numbered.
Pea, I noticed that your friends Allison and Nicki are always drinking coffee
Why is that?
Has the 500 calorie per day diet clogged up their digestive tracts and they need the coffee grains as a laxative?
You stand corrected. I am the world’s top problem solver. You can verify this by asking me. Being the world’s most ethical person I am incapable of lying.
Oh really Pea, none of the photoshopped pictures are real? No shit. DUUUUUUUUUUUHH
He’s the ugliest ass person & just gross!
Herpes infected, lazy ass pervert!
Yeah! Sign up the morons!
These are amazing! I admire your wit, Frank.
Thanks for the laughs
I bet Pea will want to save that first part of Rosa’s story to read over and over again! LOL
Pea has already been the target of satirical photographs.
Here is the Frank Report’s first rendition of Pea.
The first picture of Pea Onyu.
“Two other proctors, Wendy Rosen-Brooks and Charmel Bowden moved the Center to another building in Seattle. Shortly after Vancouver BC opened their Center, which Dones worked for years to help build long before Sarah Edmondson came to NXIVM.”
Kristin Kreuk regularly drove weekly four hour drives from Vancouver to Tacoma, coaching NXIVM. Charmel Bowden was her coach.
Why did Susan Dones lie to the press and say Kreuk left shortly after she did in 2009? Kreuk was involved with the cult for years after Susan Dones left.
Several of those are clearly real photos. Like the garden gnome. No way that is photo shopped. 😀
Parody and satire are legitimate means of making a point.
Shall we outlaw Saturday Night Live because some people might be offended?
That won’t happen because all of their material is aligned with the chronically offendeds’ viewpoints.
Haha! So true!
Memes helped get President Trump elected. Humour works. When your opposition is so degenerate and horrible, it makes humour a good weapon. Dictators can’t control what’s funny. Political correctness was created to make people too scared to question the status quo. People don’t like being told what to do and say. People don’t like tip toeing on egg shells. Say what you want and if they are offended, fuck them.
Such a “brave” comment from such an anonymous person.
Go fuck yourself dickhead. Wish you were within punching distance. Cunt.
No you don’t wish that, you’re a coward, remember?
If you are not physically close enough to get knocked the fuck out you old failure in life, then I will have to settle with telling you YOU ARE A CUNT.