By Rosalie Lopez
There once were four NXIVM Lassies:
Clare, Lauren, Nancy and Kathy;
Who spent all of their days
Wrangling DOS slaves
To serve Vanguard’s most perverse Fancies.
Born into privilege and power;
Heiress Clare needn’t charge
By the hour,
But she blew through her riches
Cunt-trolling DOS bitches,
While her hired Dicks made “Enemies” cower.
Lauren had birth-rights of her own,
To ascend Mother “Prefect’s”
Reknown
And bear Vanguard’s true heir;
Mother taught her to share,
To became Vanguard’s perfect
Ass-drone.
Mother Nancy herself was no Dummy
Using mind-tricks she’d nurse
Bronfman money;
She could needle a brain
Driving slaves so insane
Even branding their besties
Was funny.
Poor Kathy just wanted to dance;
But fell hard into NXIVM’s trance,
Soon she was too old
For Vanguard’s “Sheople Fold”
Though at fleecing she still stood a chance.
Why Kathy could count in her sleep
And help catch any lost or black Sheep
In case some got slaughtered
Their wool could be bartered;
To keep any from making a peep.
Frank Parlato 
Janine Morrison 
J.J. O'Hara 
Richard Luthmann 
Marie White 
Paul Serran
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There once was a boy named Vantard,
Whose member was small and hard,
He created a track
With Kook, Clyne and Mack
Now Bubba has him watching his back.
Kook indeed.
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Yea you probably already moved to California to be nearer your beloved.
I don’t like California.
Its people are vacuous, like Allison Mack herself, and they talk funny.
These skits were so spot on.
Youtube has several SNL skits of “The Californians.”
The Californians spend half of the skit talking about which highway to take. LOL
Oh Allison, why did you have to turn me down on Twitter? I know you’re half my age but I can’t stop thinking about you. I have pictures of you on every wall of my mobile home. Soon you’ll be in prison and I can visit you every weekend my love. God created conjugal visits because we are meant to be together.
With where Allison Mack is going a mobile home would be an improvement.
Allison’s next TV project will be a reality show titled “Orange is the New Black: US Bureau of Prisons’ Edition.”
Meet Allison Mack’s new cell mate, Big Bertha.
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Too late for the perverted old fart shadowstate. Allie already had her time with a fat ass middle age pervert. Look where it got here. All you young ladies down there in Texas beware
“All you young ladies down there in Texas beware”
I don’t live in Texas.
Frank’s recent article on Kristin Kreuk’s cowardice.
https://frankreport.com/2018/07/26/actress-kristin-kreuk-plays-brave-lawyer-who-risks-all-to-fight-bad-guys-contrasts-starkly-with-real-life-cowardice-in-nxivm-cult/
Cowardice is not a crime.
Racketeering is a crime.
Human Trafficking is a crime.
Enforced Servitude is a crime.
Wire Fraud is a crime.
Extortion is a crime.
That’s why Kristen Kreuk has a new TV show and Allison Mack will have a new cell mate named Big Bertha.
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You are simply determined to put all the criticism on Allie Wack. Kreuk should not be allowed back on television like nothing has happened. She is silent to avoid career damage because she knows what she has done and what she has been a part of. NXIVM is more than DOS and branding.
DOS and branding are such outrageous behaviors that they brought the whole house of cards down.
Without the sex slave insanity and brandings promoted by Allie Wack the whole business could easily be chalked up to consenting adults engaging in consensual sexual behavior.
The coercion, blackmail, corporal punishments and the brandings, all of which were enthusiastically carried out by Allie Wack, transformed hanky panky into serious crimes.
Until the Federal government charges Kristen Kreuk with these these serious types of crimes, she can and should remain on any TV network that wants her.
Rosalie Lopez forgot a fifth NXIVM lassie.
Allison Pimp Mack.
No one was more zealous in recruiting new slaves for DOS than Allison Pimp Mack.
Sunday July 29th is Allison Mack’s birthday.
How does Allison Mack light the candles on her birthday cake?
With a red hot branding iron of course.
How does one pay tribute to a person with the unique attributes of Allison Mack?
Mandy Bombard of Bomard’s Body Language website describes Allison Mack succinctly.
Allison Mack is “emotionally immature” and “mentally stunted.”
And Mandy Bombard asks the pertinent question, “How do we punish a person as stupid as Allison Mack?”
In the good old days Allison Mack would have been institutionalized in an insane asylum but that is now politically incorrect.
Body Language – Allison Mack Cult Recruitment
April 25, 2018
https://bombardsbodylanguage.com/?s=allison+mack
Allison Mack used liberal buzzwords like female empowerment to ensnare unwitting women into her sex slave cult.
Allison Mack used trickery and coercion to cheat and enslave women.
And in the process Allison Mack, a self-styled Joan of Arc, ended up committing a laundry list of crimes:
Racketeering
Human Trafficking (pimping)
Enforced Servitude (Slavery)
Wire Fraud
Extortion
and other crimes on the Federal and state levels.
Allison Pimp Mack is nothing more than a Gangster according the Federal indictment.
Allison Pimp Mack can sing like a canary and she will still be a vile, reprehensible example of humanity.
Allison Pimp Mack has revealed herself to be worthy of our scorn and opprobrium.
Allison Pimp Mack’s female empowerment is nothing more than Allison Mack’s sociopathic sado-masochism.
All of the perfume in the world will not conceal the stench of Allison Pimp Mack’s rotten soul.
Allison Pimp Mack’s birth cake candles are probably made of the rendered fat of her many branded slaves.
Happy Birthday, Allison Pimp Mack!
Hey, I said it before, but pimping ain’t easy.
We realized you didn’t like Her:-)
I think my birthday greetings are too soft.
I do not know why people say you’re obsessed with Allison, it’s not obvious at all.
The shame about Clare Bronfman is that she was legitimately a accomplished equestrian. Didn’t she go to the Olympics? That’s admirable. Calls for respect. That’s an accomplishment she should truly be proud of, never mind that she was born into money and could get away with almost everything. Never mind her personal insecurities and that she didn’t go college.
Not everyone can match Clare’s achievements as an equestrian. That she ended up in NXVIM, doing dastardly things for the cult by throwing her money around and destroying people is a real, real shame.
Clare and Sara’s late father Edgar Bronfman, senior wanted a guardianship established over both girls.
He was probably prescient.
No dude. Clare tried out for the Olympics. Anyone can do that.
I tried to research her rankings. Nowhere to be found. It’s another make-believe NXSCUM qualification and legend.
Her only podium finish was in the lowest level, amateur event: CSI-A
The ranking is another Raniere lie. Like Nancy Salzman being a world-renowned ethicist.
There once was a group called DOS,
Of whom Clare and Keith were boss
When it all hit the fan,
Vantard turned and ran
And the girls were left facing the loss.
Sara Bronfman’s latest Twitter Post:
“When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. -Henry Ford”
Oh my dear Yahweh. Well, she was Twitter silent for 24 hours. Now she’s been yapping with multiple posts for 6 hours.
So, either she’s still in France. Or she’s been up since 4am in New York on Twitter.
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Any word on Lauren or Kathy coming up with bail to get out of the slammer yet?
Thanks for your creative effort. I’m afraid this is all I’ve got…
There once was a fool named Raniere
Who thought he was so smart and scary
Now his scheming has failed
And he’s ended up jailed
As a f*** toy for Tom, Dick, and Hairy
Now the ladies of NXIVM fame
Will all have to share in the blame
They abandoned their dreams
To help him in his schemes
Left with nothing but pennies and shame.
It doesn’t look like a whole lot of fun and joy now for the master and his harpies.
That’s pretty good. Can you write an expanded version?
2 limericks a day is my limit for now or I’d need a brain bleach session. I’ll write my whole sordid tale with Raniere someday when this is all over and done.
Keep us posted!