Reports from inside Vanguard’s home-away-from-home (or maybe it’s just home now) indicate that he’s continuing to adjust to his new role as Federal Inmate 57005-177. Well, at least parts of it.
He continues to experience medical issues that have resulted in numerous trips to MDC’s world-famous health clinic (According to the many past and pending lawsuits, “world-infamous” is probably a more accurate description). Many believe, however, that he’s just suffering from “cellboredomitis”, a fairly common disease among prisoners at MDC – especially the ones that are there for long periods of time.
And he continues to avoid showers as much as possible. Which has led to several complaints from his fellow inmates – and even a couple of orders for him to take showers from the staff. If this keeps up, he’ll probably end up being carried into the showers – and deposited there – by others in the unit who find his stench annoying.
But one thing that Vanguard has apparently adjusted to quite well is prison food. He reportedly NEVER misses a meal, is often first-in-line for them, and, unlike most prisoners, never complains about some of the slop that many find disgusting and inedible. So, at least we don’t have to worry that Vanguard is going to just waste away in prison – which is certainly very comforting to those of us who have been worried about his health.
Apparently, Vanguard still thinks his trial is going to start around October 1st – which is only about 75 days away. But depending on whatever new charges may be brought against him in the superseding indictment that could be served sometime this week, it could be as much as another 12-18 months before he actually goes to trial.
So, as summer continues to slip away, the Vanguard is just slip-sliding along at MDC. Not doing anything particularly noteworthy, except for eating all that MDC has to offer in the way of meals. Still spending a lot of time by himself – mostly sitting around and waiting for the next meal to be served.
Poor wittle Keith. No “Pizza” for him.
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So I guess this means rich women like stinky men
At least they can be talked into it over time. However, the tables have turned, Raniere will now assume the role of the b!tch.
Like Scott Johnson is Amway’s Bitch. Fighting a dead business to stay relevant.
A dead business doesn’t do over $8 billion last year, not counting the ATS (Amway Tool Scam). You’re my b!tch. LOL
Most people learn civil discourse by age 60. You’re special. And “alpha.” LOL.
That means your wife who works all day as office manager at Plano West Senior High School comes home to cook and clean and raised your two sons. You got a sweet gig, Tex. And you’ve had it since 1993. And don’t forget about the 35K+ you personally spent on Amway and all the lawyer costs your sugar mama covered (and that you had to pay those costs means you did not win the case).
You’ve been obsessed with Amway (and a burden to your wife) since 1993.
You’ve devoted 26 years to Amway. And there’s no sign you’re stopping anytime soon.
You are truly Amway’s b*tch.
LOL Hardly any of that is true. LOL
You’ve been obsessed with Amway since 1993.
You are devoted to Amway.
You are truly Amway’s b!tch.
Your whole life devoted since 1993 has been devoted in one way or another to Amway.
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Professional mental help and possibly medication is warranted. Definitely true. And you’ve been kicked out of most forums you’ve participated in. Fingers crossed this forum too.
Your sugar mama works as an officer manager in a public high school in Plano, Texas.
You spew forth online while your wife works hard. And you’re an alpha. LOL.
Your wife works hard everyday and then comes home and cooks dinner and cleans. Because you’re alpha. LOL. Definitely true.
You make no meaningful income from your Amway love/hate.
Glassdoor has Plano ISD (independent school district) office manager salaries in the mid $30s and special education assistants, what both your sons do, in the low $20s. Your wife has been there a while (and it was in 1993 that you became useless), and it’s in Texas, So low 40s is probably an accurate and true guess of a senior office manager salary. Which is 50% less than the 2017 American median household income. So while you sit at home on your flabby ass turning forums into 4chan, with a potty mouth, your wife works hard to keep a roof over your useless ass. Definitely true.
You’ve cost your family $35K+ for Amway and who knows how much for lawyer fees (tip: if you’re required to pay lawyer fees, as you were, you did not win the case), plus cost of supporting you in general since 1993 (26 years! 26 years you’ve survived because of your sugar mama. You’re an alpha. LOL.)
Rush Limbaugh, your hero, thinks public education is dumbing down America. Which means your wife and both your sons are working to dumb down America. And you have a roof over your head because of taxes people pay to fund public education, so you are contributing to the dumbing down of America. Literally in your case, with your 4chan ways. Also ancient ways. LOL.
You are special. And a racist loser. Definitely a fact, An actual comment from you:
“I’m the product of less inbreeding than you, jew-boy. When I go to family reunions, I see them as opportunities to hear the best kike jokes. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL”
https://dougwead.wordpress.com/2009/03/25/doug-wead-amway-adventure/#comment-3266
Nice story, too bad most of it is false and/or twists the facts. But keep up the novelette comments. LOL
VanScumSmelly has an no shower issue before he was arrested. Look at the picture of him in the back of the cop car or if you were ever around him at any time, he had a smell about him. This is not a new problem.
If he practices what he taught, prison should be a cake walk for him. Mind of matter Vanshit, Nothing in the external world can ever control your inner peace.
Don’t say cake. He might get hungry.
But indeed. VanDouche should be above all human needs and inner deficiencies. Prison life should be a walk in the park – Whoops! Silly me! I shouldn’t have said that since he really can’t do that anymore – for such a living god among men.
Poor Keith. “Poor hygiene, essentially, is a sign of self-neglect, which is described as either the inability or unwillingness to attend to one’s individual needs. In terms of being considered a warning sign for MDD (Major Depressive Disorder), poor personal hygiene may consist of obvious body odor, poor oral hygiene and an individual regularly wearing soiled, wrinkled or stained clothing. This all ties into the aspect of self-neglect and the inability of an individual to function productively.”
His behavior to me suggests a selfish glutton – lazy, greedy, and inconsiderate.
I am happy he is where he is. If he gets out, do you think he’ll be a changed man? I don’t.
I was assuming this was satire about Keith not wanting to “drop the soap” in the shower
Oh, come on Frank. It can’t be that bad. After all, Raniere invented the “tech” that allows his mind to conquer any challenge. LOL
To our dear Vanguard as well as all the other beloved defendants in the NXIVM cult.
A very good book to read to prepare for prison life is Alexander Solzhenitsyn’s “One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich.”
It tells of one day in the life of a prisoner in the Soviet Gulag.
How today was a lucky day because Ivan received an extra piece of fish head floating in his noon time gruel.
And as long as Ivan survives the day without being shot or electrocuted, it was a successful day.
The book is a short read and very inspiring.
Good luck my NXIVM Comrades!
While they’re at it they should read “Gulag Archipelago” by the same author. It’s the most influential book of the 20th Century yet few Westerners nowadays have ever read it.
It was never the most influential book of the 20th century, but thanks for trying to rewrite history.
The Gulag Archipelago is a comprehensive indictment of Communism.
Communism is a Utopian fantasy that will only be imposed on people by extreme state sponsored violence.