At this point, I think it has become necessary to present a more serious tone to what has become a salacious blog. This is for the literati and not for low brows who come to this blog for prurient content.
Little Boy Vanguard
The little rich dog is covered with dust,
But sturdy and staunch she stands;
The little DOS actress is red with rust,
And her pubic brand spells KRAM.
Time was when the little rich dog was new
And the actress was passing fair;
And that was the time when our Little Boy Vanguard
Kissed them and put them there.
“Now, don’t you go till I cum,” he said,
“And don’t you make any noise in my little sex lair”
Then, trundling off to his Mexican Villa
He dreamed of the pretty slaves branded with his monogram there;
And as he was dreaming, an FBI warrant
Awakened our Little Boy Vanguard —
Oh! the years are many, the years are long,
But the little DOS slaves are true!
Aye, faithful to Little Boy Vanguard they stand,
Each in the same old place —
Awaiting the touch of a little hand,
And the smile of a cross-eyed face;
And they wonder, as waiting these long years through
In the dust of that prison chair,
What has become of our Little Boy Vanguard
Since he kissed them and put them there.
Here is a audio rendition of the poem. Please skip if you are looking for salacious content
Frank Parlato 
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Desperate for talking with someone with some intelligence.
I never claimed Frank worked for me. LOL
If you want to stay stupid, don’t.
I only just started commenting here and I’ve already been called a “libtard,” lol.
For the record, to the “libtard”-flinging commenter (as for some reason I can’t respond directly to your last post) – my comment *was* about writing a non-salacious poem about NXIVM. And, I am neither particularly liberal in today’s sense, nor a “tard.” I also don’t engage in “Hitler”-based arguments. Raniere may have been fascinated by Hitler and his minions, but I am not…nor are such comparisons helpful in most cases.
I suppose your next response will be to call me a “libtard snowflake.”
Go back and read it again. I didn’t call you a libtard.
Wasabi crackers…
Stupid comment…
Side dish. Olives, wasabi crackers, peanuts… side-dishes. you’re a side-man, y’know?
A back-up dancer.
If the Frank Report were a meal, Frank would be the Meat and Potatoes, we, the posters, are the sustaining bread and water. You are a side-dish.
If the Frank report were a show, Frank would be the writer, director, producer and lead, we are the chorus. You are a back-up dancer.
How many times have you talked with Frank? How many times have you had him on your radio show? How many times has Frank stated he would like to help you with a story after NXIVM settles down? You’re not a side-dish, you’re the after-meal burp or fart. LOL
interesting. You sound very close to Frank, like you have his ear and service for your own cause, whatever that might be. Should we expect an announcement from Frank about his new direction? or must we take only your word for it?
Neither. Email or call him to verify, you IDIOT. LOL
Seriously? you expect me to call Frank to verify that he works for you now? Haha, even if he were that foolish I doubt you could afford him!!
OK. Perhaps I misinterpreted.
You did. That’s one of many reasons why I like to talk to people on the phone, it’s so easy to misinterpret what is written in blog comments.
desperate for phone calls?
Okay, I admit it. The entire Stormy Daniels Ben Szemkus story was a scam to bring followers and traffic to my website. I knew it was fake, I just wanted more attention and to feel like I matter.
That is the truth. Just like the Amway case I lost and had to settle.
Sorry.
My name is Scott Johnson. I am still here posting on this website because I don’t have a life or a job.
As you can see, I love to leave comments on every post because I have nothing else better to do.
Attacking people on this website also gives me a rush and distracts me from my shitty life.
I compare everything to Amway, because I was sued by Amway and lost. I had to take a plea deal and settle. But I tell everyone that I won because I am too stupid to know the difference.
Will you be my friend?
Oh no! Where did my Texas flag go? Why did I use 2 “Xs” in Tex? Why didn’t I put a space between my name and handle? Because some stupid coward who has no idea what she’s talking about and is dead wrong on every single point tried in vain to fool others. I’ll bet this imposter is so cowardly she doesn’t have enough “courage” to talk to me on the phone. Be sure to click on my name and read my Amway and other MLM scam websites. LOL
Why should anyone talk to you on the phone?
Maybe Scott is lonely ? Call me Scott…😂
You can pay the long-distance charges.
Never mind, you’ve already admitted that you’re a coward. LOL
How can one write anything about NXIVM without it being salacious?
You’d have to focus on people’s psychological states rather than all the branding and sex stuff. I think it would be possible. Maybe I’ll take a stab at it.
I’ll take a stab at that. The “psychological states” Raniere and company put people in resulted in “all the branding (burning/scarring for a half hour is a more accurate term) and sex stuff.” Sure, some people took courses that think helped them and never got involved in the rest of it, but that’s like saying Adolf Hitler was kind to his German Shepard dog.
That’s not a poem! And, you mentioned Hitler, so you automatically lose. lol
The request wasn’t to write a poem. I should have realized only Libtard snowflakes can get away with mentioning Hitler. My bad. LOL
I think this still qualifies as salacious. Funny, though.
I think that was the point, it is salacious. Which makes it even funnier.
ha ha i heard you were olives, sTj..
ha ha that was stupid, A..
The outrage is you being dumb enough to fall for Keith ‘s con!
This is an outrage. Can’t Clare shut this blog down?
Clare has a friend?
How much did Clare pay for this friend?
Clare would be lucky to have a friend left. Whatever she paid, it was too much.
Of course Clare can shut this blog down, all she has to do is get the First Amendment repealed.
No, she cannot, unless she tries to sue for libel. But this is free speech, and good luck violating someone else’s free speech to make yourself look good.
These days I would think her money is better spent on attorneys focused on keeping her out of jail.
Totally agree. In this country, anybody can sue anybody else for anything or nothing at all. However, Frank has posted an obviously humorous poem that is protected, and all of his articles have the correct “according to sources” and similar content that would keep her from being successful in court. It’s also obvious all of the commenters are stating their opinions, which are also protected.
People can try to sue for anything, but it doesn’t necessarily mean they have a case.
Scott was sued by Amway. Whether he won or lost, (I hear conflicting reports on that), Amway mudt have thought they had a case against him or they wouldn’t have gone to all the effort and expense , right?
It’s certainly possible that someone could try to sue Frank over these articles, but they probably wouldn’t be able to win the case.
Flowery, read the settlement on my website and tell everyone whether you think I won. Amway was trying to shut me up because I was causing them business damage, and they lost.
No she can’t. Therefore is awsome!!
My 4th was trending in the boring direction, and you don’t disappoint.
I’ve been entertaining myself throughout the day here, not bored at all.
Oof. This is pretty awful. I guess it’s supposed to be funny? But all it does is undercut the actual journalism that’s happening on this page.
What’s your definition of journalism? Fake news? LOL
Now it’s against the law to have a little fun? Did you vote for Hellary THE Horrible? LOL
What belletristic prose.
(Intended to send the rats scurrying for a dictionary.)
I never heard of that word, but I’m no rat. Here’s some synonyms:
classical
scholarly
belletristic
bookish
erudite
formal
learned
lettered
literate
well-read
Writing and talking about a sexual pervert and scam artist using a refined approach reminded me of an SNL skit. The incongruence is hilarious. Here’s an example of the intellectual Jeopardy game, ala SNL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch_hoYPPeGc
You know what my favourite SNL skits are Scott? The ones with Alec Baldwin impersonating Trump.
Did you vote for tRUMP, Scottie? The orange dictator?
Lol!
(See how ignorant and childish it sounds, Scott)
Unfortunately Baldwin’s Trump impersonation is as bad as Scott’s takes.
Flowery: I figured that would be your favorite SNL skit. I stopped watching SNL, not because they poke fun of Trump, but they do it so much it gets tiring to watch. Yes, I voted for Trump. He’s no dictator. Obummer was far more of a dictator than Trump, he just wasn’t very good at it. In fact, the only thing Obummer is good at is his smile. By the way, I have an Amway story about Obummer from 2008. Would you like to read it? LOL
Sure..post your Obama story.
SNL has done skits about Hillary as well, but Trump has so much more to make fun of. He’s a comedy gold-mine for comedians.
That’s the one and only thing I appreciate about him – he’s always good for a laugh.
Here you go, do a search for “Barry” at this link: https://stoptheamwaytoolscam.wordpress.com/d-amway-and-other-mlm-news/ By the way, these weren’t young black people, they were middle-aged white women. It was the spring of 2008. I nearly threw up in my mouth. And before the usual RACIST! attack is launched, it wasn’t his skin color that bothered me, it was his total lack of experience and his libtard agenda.
You must be kidding about SNL doing “skits” about Hellary THE Horrible. A REAL skit would include her falling down all over the place, watching Slick Willie run through the White House chasing young women with his slick willie flopping around, her screaching like an animal, etc. But you’ll never see these kinds of stories on SNL, they are a bunch of Libtard snowflakes, the writers, producers, and the entire network. They still haven’t gotten over the fact that Trump beat her, and probably never will. LOL
How idiotic. Only a Vancouver NXIVM cultist thinks A_hole Baldwin is funny. By the way pumpkin how is your own dictatorship going in your failing country? Or in your case, dick-taster-ship?
Haha
Which of these cowardly guys wrote that one. Maybe Frank can check the IP if these posts start to sound threatening?…
You must know I’ve never belonged to NXIVM .
Flowers seems like a whiney bitch. Likes to toss crap but whines when someone nails her hypocrisy to the wall
Bart…please explain (if you can) what I have said that shows I’m a hypocrite ?
Flowery, I think Frank has a better reason to block stupid people…like you! LOL
Flowery, I don’t think you’re a hypocrite, just a full-fledged Libtard snowflake nutjob. LOL
I wasn’t suggesting a block, but it sure looks as though I was right and the people who previously harassed are posting comments here. So, if it’s possible to obtain their IP’s from here, then it could be possible to use that to prove they are the same people. In case I decide to sue them, it could be evidence.. …Or if they decide to go after me, again.
Hey Flower child, were you branded with Keith’s initials in Halfmoon or up in Surrey?
What do you mean, Biff?
Surrey England?
I don’t think NXIVM has ever had a branch in England.
And I’ve never been involved with NXIVM on any level. I bet Frank could confirm that, since he knows my real name, and I think he knows the identity of most NXIVM members.
You better sue quick, bitch. Bronfman money to pay your piggish lawyer is about to dry up.
you are soooo dull Scott Johnson.
Anonymous: Only to idiots. By the way, I thought you left this website. LOL
Thank you for my vocabulary word of the day! I don’t mind scurrying (opening a new tab and typing the besought word) for a dictionary 🙂 I have a few pals to use this with who write aesthetically but do lack in an overall theme
Bravo toi!