How to communicate with Raniere; help him get through boring days in prison

Dear Keith (aka The Vanguard):

Dawg. Shit just got real.

I remember those days when a group of us would gather around listening to you speak at V-Week and toss your word salad around like a two bit chef at Denny’s. It never made sense to any of us but we all felt good being part of something that we thought was good.

I remember you using other people’s quotes as if they were your own. Bruce Lee and many others. But you never gave them credit did you? Nope. Passed it off as your own. Seemed like a good con at the time didn’t it?

I remember you asking many of my friends to do illegal shit so you’d have them. But dang son, they had you.

And I remember you hitting on many of my female friends in the most sleazy, fratboy ways. I used to hit on girls like that when I was 18.

Dawg. You got no game. You came up with the most elaborate ruse ever to get women when you just needed to take a few pickup artist courses. Then maybe you wouldn’t be in jail? Oh, wait, you are a pedophile too. Shit, you’d be in jail no matter what.

I want you to know a lot of us want you to live a long time in jail. And we thought we’d give you some advice based on reading the internet:

1) Always ask your boyfriends to use lube. And even if they don’t still thank them for the sex after. Politeness goes a long way in prison. Think of them as your judo masters.

2) Try to get a job in the kitchen so you can get extra helpings of the disgusting slop they call food. You gotta feed that potbelly you have. At least now you can eat meat without hiding it.

3) A lot of people say to not pick up the soap in the shower. You shouldn’t have an issue with this because you rarely shower. A lot of us thought you never shower. Bruh you stink. Keep it that way.

4) We all know you like to be worshipped. That probably won’t happen in jail. But a group of us were thinking to write letters to other inmates at the prison telling them all about you, how smart you are, the cult you created and the crimes you did – including the ones against women and children and then see how much they worship you. You’ll have your own following chasing you in no time!

5) We know you might spend a lot of time in solitary. While there we suggest you remember that there are no ultimate victims, therefore you will not be a victim. Hell, recite the 12 points from the mission statement over and over! It’ll keep you strong and happy. Remember Keith, he who is the most happy wins. And when you are in a pile of your own feces alone in the cold and dark, you can still win by being super duper happy!!!

6) Keep fit by using that stubby little pudgy body of yours to run away from inmates who want to shank you.

Keith. Dawg. My dawg. You sick fucking dawg. Prison doesn’t have to be a bad thing. It could be life changing for you. You can get rid of your strange sexual addictions and maybe just maybe, fit in.

But more likely you’ll be someone’s ass toy and die early.

– Your Esp Buddies

By now KEITH RANIERE has undoubtedly taken control of the prison. He is the Warden and the old Warden is probably scrubbing toilets.

In time all shall call KEITH RANIERE….MASTER!!

Dear Sir,

I was extremely sorry to hear you were recently placed in custody. I know it Is rather presumptuous for me to write to you, a total stranger, but my conscience simply would not allow me to ignore your plight.

I know that being in jail can be extraordinarily difficult. But, if you are willing to let your mind and spirit be open to the energy I am transferring to you via this letter, I think I may be able to help.

I am part of an organisation called the Male Ordinance for the Newly Ensared Yapoks which seeks to help men of all backgrounds, race, religion, age and indeed gender to find peace and personal unanimity in order to enrich and intensify your inner experience and its relationship with the world. This can truly transform your entire sense of being and allow you access to the tools to regain control of your surroundings and the success you deserve.

If these claims sound outlandish, let me back them up with my qualifications: I am a Consultant Neurosurgeon with a PhD in BioChemistry, Advanced Mathematics and Philosophy. I am a four times Chess world champion, author of 8 New York Times Bestsellers, Grammy award winning singer and have an IQ of 485. I am also an occasional birdwatcher and anthropologist.

I am taking time out of my busy schedule to write to you and offer you this once in a lifetime chance to rejuvenate your connection with your true self. While I am aware that sadly, at this moment, you are unable to attend any of our meetings (which I guarantee will not be an issue if you are willing to study our curriculum) given your immense potential I feel it is my very duty to make a one time only offer to you: for just $10,000 I will personally send you my entire curriculum which has already changed the lives and prospects of millions of men (including Bill Gates and former U.K. Prime Minister Tony Blair). *

It is my dearest wish that you will allow me to help you out of your terrible set of circumstances. I will await your response with eagerness.

Yours Sincerely,

Ohai Mark.

* Offer excludes any part of the curriculum published after 1985. Any further materials will cost approximately $20,000 per chapter and will require said student to provide Mr. Mark with a year’s supply of bacon every year for the rest of said student’s life.

In the photo above, the girl is Daniella Fernandez. KR had locked her up/imprisoned in a room for over a year in one of his houses run by his psycho-coven witches, (Karen U, Pam C and Kristen Queef and Nancy S of course) to ‘heal her breech’ due to the fact that she had her own mind and questioned the reality of the situation. He couldn’t break her and she escaped. This was approx 10yrs ago. I think it was Loretta who assisted in her escape.(is Loretta the insider? I know she is dirty transport gal) I hope Danni comes out to tell her story. Her youngest sister Camilla was under age @ 14 when she was given to KR. The other sister Mariana birthed his 2nd child after being lover to Pam C. who was her groomer. The Fernandez son, Adrian aka Fluffy worked for Mark Vicente and was trained well from a young age to do the unethical by destroying evidence, all in the name of film making. The even sicker thing about this little latino pod, it is that the mother and father Fernandez were just creepy sheep and gave their children to the mission. KR is a sick man and is dangerous. The corruption goes deep. He manipulated the victims to turn into victimizers. Thats the name of his game. As an outsider in the education program, there was lots of, “is this really happening?” “WTF is going on?” “Did I just see that?” If one was to question, one would get a minion sent out to EM the crap out of you, turning it around and pushing the agenda of punishment and its just your issue…Smoke & Mirrors. I hope that who ever is out there that is going to tell this sordid tale will tell the whole truth. Not just a biased sensationalized branding version. The branding came in when he was peaking and he got sloppy. The branding happened way after the abusing was going on for a very long time. I know Kristen Queef gives a lot of information to FP, but does she tell the dirty work that she participated in,i.e.: the legal shit she lied about and as well as impersonating a legal clerk to get behind the doors of the lawyers in Albany and paying off politicians and law enforcement? Or does she just throw everybody else under the bus. It appears clearer every day that the closer to the inner circle a NX’r is they tell a prettier version of themselves and an uglier version of others. Actually, they just leave themselves out of the equation. That is what they are trained to do. Have no morals , no self to get the job done. Rather, its for the mission and has no impact on self or society. As if there is no cause & effect. It gives selfless service another twisted meaning. He teaches people to delete themselves. Hard pills to swallow for your participation and manipulation you were subject to and inflicting. So yeah, I guess throwing others under the bus is not outta the question. Painful. The closer to the top, the hotter the fire the more guilty they are. KR played off of insecurities and desire for adoration. He served up the perfect psycho-cocktail along with a sandwich of false pride for each individual and took them down one by one within a group think tank, and then bid them to do his dirty work, played people off each other and against eachother… Truly menacing. AM hopefully she will come around. Its is going to be awhile for her personally. Justification is the name of the game with the brainwashing he does. Results being, people turning on themselves in their own head all the while defying their internal sense of right and wrong. Word Salad or Scrambled eggs? Truly just a bunch of broken hearts. Everything within NX is on a Need to Know Basis strategically. KR understood divide and conquer; gave a little to certain folks to prop them up while propagating others in another area, punishing others in another area…all in support of his mission in multiple directions. KR a psycho-multitasker. AM will do time for her crimes, I think she should. But what about the others who did the dirty work way before Allison appeared on the scene as slave master? She is just the pretty face and gullible gal that wanted to be first wife. This organization is crumbling in part due to the the celebrities involved. Thankful that our society loves a sensational story. So, lets be grateful for a second that AM needed to be the first wife and wanted to show how devoted she was to the mission. As well as, that India is a daughter of….$$$$$$$$$$ So much credit has been given to Toni Natalie. and her pursuit of justice. She deserves a pat on the back and that she can hopefully sleep at night again. Yet, beware of her story. She bends that truth and is a bit obsessed. Glad that she wanted revenge on him, but she is a gangster bitch. Still not clean after all of these years. It would be great to turn down the covers on everyone involved. Get the real truth out…. Lets end on a high note w a little Jimmy Cliff “The Harder They Come The Harder They Fall, One and All”

It’s ironic that “The Vanguard” is now being guarded round the clock and has to conform to a schedule at other people’s whims like he did so to others, although his schedules if they could be called such were much more whimsical, crazy, sexist, and rigorous.

With all of these women seemingly turning on him, it’s only going to reinforce in his mind his misogynistic views. It is now an intrinsic part of his nature to disclaim any responsibility for any negative situation that happens to him. The card that “there are no ultimate victims” doesn’t apply to his special pleading self.

The trick is that you have to rope him in to reading most of the letter before you drop the hammer on him and his pathetic little ego.

Of being the best comment section on the Frank Report. Let’s hear your letters!!

That really was funny. Really, it was.