Not too funny Nicki Clyne tries Vanguard comedy gold


The following is one of Nicki Clyne’s comedy routines at V-Week.



Poor Nicki Clyne.

You’ve been branded on your vagina by a ruthless psychopath who took you out of your career path and now you’re dead broke. And just to make things worse, this same guy  built 1,000 millionaires – and decided not to make you one of them.

Phyllis Diller was an American comedienne who was funnier than Nicki Clyne.

The Top 10 Reasons People Ask Questions in a Vanguard* Forum:

10. They have a “friend” they want to “help”.

9. To indirectly give someone feedback.

8. To achieve their goal for Goals and Values Lab.

7. To be that person who asked a question in that forum that one time.

6. They genuinely have a question.

5. They don’t actually have a question. They believed their teachers who said there’s no such thing as a stupid question.

4. They’re living as if it’s the last day of their life!!!

3. They want to hear the pantomiming picking up garbage story… again.

2. To put it out there that they’re into polyamory.

1. They felt deprived when they heard Vanguard say, “Was that the last question?”

*Vanguard is the made up, superhero name that Keith Raniere gave to himself.\


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Frank Parlato

Frank Parlato is the founder of the FrankReport, publisher and editor-in-chief of Artvoice, The Niagara Falls Reporter, Front Page and the South Buffalo News.

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