Nicki Clyne comedienne, not actress; does top 12 routine

Nicki Clyne, 34, was an actress, best known for her TV role in Battlestar Galactica [2003-2008].

But after taking a number of intensives in Executive Success Programs (ESP), she left acting [or it left her].

She gave up acting to become a $15 per hour employee of Clare Bronfman, working in one of Keith Raniere’s numerous businesses, The Knife Media, where she serves in the position of “Producer.”

Despite dedicating herself on a full-time basis for more than 10 years to Raniere, who prefers to be called by his made-up title of Vanguard, Ms. Clyne has NOT been one of the 1,000 millionaires that he supposedly built.

In addition, she cattle-branded her vagina with Keith Raniere’s initials to confirm her devotion to him as his lifelong slave.  And she provided Mr. Raniere with pornographic photos and videos to ensure she would remain faithful to him.

Per the terms of her giving collateral, agents of Mr. Raniere will release her graphic full labia shots if she fails to obey any of his dictates – or if she discloses the existence of his human branding operation. [She knows this is true, despite her nervous denials when confronted.]

As Nicki says in her online bio, she is “highly involved in humanitarian endeavors and community initiatives.”


One of Keith Raniere’s exemplary abilities is to shift a woman from whatever her best talent in life is to one where she is hopelessly unsuited – and then convince her that she can become the greatest talent there is in that field if she takes enough ESP courses to become “fully integrated”.

Some people think this is to make sure the woman is not successful in whatever field of endeavor she is really talented in, thereby ensuring that she’ll stay dependent on him.

An example of this is the late Pamela Cafritz, a woman that he drove to her early demise by forcing her to run long distances, sleep little, and eat minuscule amounts of food for years – al so she could win the Olympic mile.

Or Kathy Russell, a near 60-year old woman. He told her she would become a top Prima Donna in international ballet. It is quite pathetic to see the aging Miss Russell perform alongside 12-year old girls in amateur recitals in Saratoga, still believing Vanguard will provide the magic for her and make her a star, hopefully before she turns 70.

Or Allison Mack, a former actress who he persuaded to give up her million dollar a year acting role on TV so she could become a singer in his A Cappella group instead.


And, of course, Vanguard encouraged Miss Clyne to leave acting when she was still in high demand on TV.

He persuaded her she can become a renowned comedienne.

Somehow, I don’t think that’sgoing to happen. But you be the judge. Here is one of her routines.

It was called Top 12 Photo Captions from V-Week 2016


12. Hey Jim, do you think aliens take selfies? Think about it.
11. Everybody stop! I lost my contact lens!
10. I’m pretty sure it’s ethical since I don’t have abstraction.
9. Whoever washed my favorite Adidas jacket is so dead.
8. Um, guys? No, seriously, can someone please help me down?
7. Hey guys, maybe if we make it black & white, they won’t know we’ve been up for 47 hours.
6. I just don’t get why people call us a cult.
5. I’m telling you, it’s a NEED!!!
4. When Ethicists starts talking about the levels of morality.
3. Maybe if I just lie here looking stressed someone will massage me.
2. I’ll just leave this here in case I want E.Coli later
1. Okay guys, seriously… Who farted?


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His work to expose and take down NXIVM is featured in books like “Captive” by Catherine Oxenberg; “Scarred” by Sarah Edmonson; “The Program” by Toni Natalie, and “NXIVM. La Secta Que Sedujo al Poder en México” by Juan Alberto Vasquez.

Parlato has been featured prominently on HBO’s docuseries “The Vow” and acted as lead investigator and coordinating producer for Investigation Discovery’s “The Lost Women of NXIVM.” He was credited in the Starz docuseries, 'Seduced,' for saving 'slave' women from being branded and escaping the sex-slave cult known as DOS.

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