What are the odds?
One of the most unusual things occurring in that place of miracles – Clifton Park, NY – is that all of the women who are Keith Raniere’s inner circle say they are allergic to garlic.
It seems mathematically impossible that this kind of allergy could be so widespread.
But ask any woman in Clifton Park, NY and they will tell you – they are allergic to garlic.
Their leader, Mr. Raniere, guides them in their daily diet – and it has been learned from the women that many of them did not know they were allergic to garlic until Mr. Raniere told them.
Mr. Raniere, who is also referred to as Vanguard, controls their calorie count, and what they eat. Mr. Raniere prefers his women to be very slender.
Generally, he tells his inner circle of women the reason for many of their problems is that they are allergic to garlic.
Many of the women heretofore liked garlic. But once they learned that garlic was the the root of their problems, they promptly quit eating the spicy and pungent herb.
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Mr. Raniere also points out that not only are his women allergic to garlic, but he does not like the way it makes their vaginas taste or smell.
Mr. Raniere has made a sincere study of the odor of women’s genitals and has developed numerous theories about the pubic and genital regions of the human female from puberty onward.
A DIGRESSION
All of his women today have 70s-style pubic hair “bushes”. None of them shave or trim their pubic hair, which makes for, at times, an odd bathing suit appearance, since stray pubic hairs often emerge from within the lines of their modern-day bathing suits.
Mr. Raniere loves bushy bushy bush and he loves to insert his tongue into the vagina of properly accoutered women.
Mr. Raniere forbids shaving, or even bikini waxes. He says that the full growth of pubic hair increases the pheromones – the natural sex-alluring scent that strikes an arousal “trigger” in the opposite sex.
As a result, Allison Mack, Nicki Clyne, India Oxenberg, Lauren Salzman – and anyone else he chooses to bed – must maintain a nice 70s-style bushy bush, sources say.
“No bush – no Raniere,” is a slogan many of the women clearly understand.
The only time the women shave is when they are about to be branded on their pubic region with his initials with a white-hot cauterizing iron.
GETTING BACK TO GARLIC
All of Mr. Raniere’s slave-women are allegoric to garlic.
If they eat garlic, Mr. Raniere will not perform cunnilingus on their vaginal area.
This raises a number of interesting points.
Mr. Raniere’s favorite food – and the one he eats the most – is pizza.
His women may not eat pizza because it has too many calories.
They may also not eat garlic. This too is curious. Not only does Mr. Raniere not like the smell of garlic as it is emitting from a woman’s vagina but – and this may be Mr. Raniere’s splendid sense of humor – but garlic has been used since before medieval times to ward off vampires, evil spirits and the devil himself.
Is Mr. Raniere playing a practical joke on the women he rules by not permitting them to eat garlic – or else he will not have cunnilingus with them – as if he is making a subtle joke on them that he is the devil?
Mr. Raniere suffers from erectile dysfunction so other than cunnilingus he has no other way to please a woman. Perhaps if he did not ail from erectile dysfunction, he could allow women to eat garlic since he would have his nose more distant from the offending garlic smell.
On the other hand, maybe the women really are allergic to garlic.
It is not known whether the pizza Mr. Raniere eats contains any garlic in the sauce.
Last, but not least, as is well known, Mr. Raniere loves to kiss women on the lips.
Some woman have complained that his lips and breath smell, if not quite like garlic, like another pungent and tangy type of smell that some have likened to a woman’s vagina.
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“I am finding a lot of different approaches work to help get people deprogrammed” I think it’s unproductive, the caricature can’t convince the chosen one of the vanguard
[…] for slaves;” or “Women who eat garlic will not be eaten by Raniere”. I called it then “All Vanguard Eats is Pizza and Pussy; hold the garlic!” *** Published July 15, […]
A Garlic A Day Keeps The Vanguard Away.
[…] or “Women who eat garlic will not be eaten by Raniere”. I called it then “All Vanguard Eats is Pizza and Pussy; hold the garlic!” […]
The joke has come upon me
Vanguard once told me that his love for pizza is symbolic: a slice is shaped like a woman’s hairy pubic area.
He does like to trim them, as a hobby. He does not like the untamed look as was said here.
He likes pineapples; on both.
Would have been a lot cheaper for the Vanguard and the Bronfmans if the Vanguard had just purchased a couple hundred of these sex robots, instead of screwing around with real women’s minds — https://www.realdoll.com
As Homer Simpson would say: DOH!!
I’ll fatten these girls up the good old fashion way: BEER!
My Deprogramming Classes are now open for registration.
No collateral needed or accepted. Cash is all it takes. Office is right outside of Clifton Park. Mexican and Vancouver offices coming soon.
I know for a fact this is true. ALL of the harem women, when they start sleeping with Keith suddenly stop eating garlic. I have cooked for them, they told me to stop cooking with garlic as soon as they started going on walks with Keith, getting really skinny and running his companies.
Gross, but true. Frank’s approach may be gross, but it’s truthful.
Frank’s approach corresponds in grossness with the grossness of the individual who he reports on.
The girl in the mirror needs her face blurred so her privacy is not on show. 500 calories is not her diet as she is dying from another issue. Also you need to sort your site as I can see edit now you have posted so keep login detail and settings more secure.
Sorry meant to reply to Mr. Parlato. Apologize for the repetitiveness. See reply below.
It’s hard to escape an overarching mean spiritedness that permeates this blog. Not that the underlying facts are not true, they are. But what kind of person embraces the kind of sarcasm towards victims that you embrace? That you would seek to satirize this whole situation? And justify it by saying you are helping “deprogram”. It’s hard to get my mind around. It’s speaks to a sort of unraveling by the author. Are you losing it? Are you so gleeful that this has come out and your expectation that you’ll now get off your legal case has unleashed something? A lack of abandon or something like that? It shows and is concerning.
It’s hard to escape an overarching mean spiritedness that permeates this blog. Not that the underlying facts are not true, they are. But what kind of person embraces the kind of sarcasm towards victims that you embrace? That you would seek to satirize this whole situation? And justify it by saying you are helping “deprogram”. It’s hard to get my mind around. It’s speaks to a sort of unraveling by the author. Are you losing it? Are you so gleeful that this has come out and your expectation that you’ll now get off your legal case has unleashed something? A lack of abandon or something like that? It shows and is concerning.
Yawn. It’s always the fakes that use the nice guy facade as a defense tactic for their narcissistic, holier than thou attitude, while behind your back, their laundering money, lying, branding women near their pussies and cumming on their faces. GTFO.
There must be some Saturday evening meeting in Clifton Park where the remaining faithful in the Raniere-verse are told to post comments to de-legitimize Frank Report. They can’t dispute the reports of blackmail, slavery, and genital branding, so they nit-pick about irrelevant details, “express concern” about the tone, or engage in ad hominem attacks.
So Frank Report readers can expect a flurry of distractions for the next few hours.
You are a moron. I bet you were never in ESP and probably don’t even know anyone involved or affected personally
Not at all
What exactly are you “concerned” about? I think you’re using the word concerned in a passive-aggressive manner – example – “We are just so concerned about your mental health , dear, we think you really need to see a doctor!”
You know…the kind of concern that makes one say – “Thank you so much for your concern”.
You are an evil, evil Luciferian, Mr. Frank Parlato !
V tells us that the size of his manhood is not a manifestation of his corporal existence, instead it is proportional the integration level of the woman he is teaching.
Any woman who left and is talking to you was obviously not very integrated, so of course V’s member was small for her!
I have seen the same thing. When V is teaching me on Hale, he’s totally limp, because he says I am so disintegrated.
And you are so wrong about “bush.” Yes every DOS girl has a bush now. But you try to shave over a brand! I dare you!
Could you please stop writing like a gossip mag. It blurs the message. Your earlier articles that read like an expose of the branding were much more effective and were part of the reason I chose to leave. But articles like this erode your credibility. They have a mocking tone which moves this out of the realm of journalism and into tabloid. I know its a blog, but I’m asking you to please help the people who are still in this thing and are being hurt by taking a more serious tone. If you do it may help them leave.
I am finding a lot of different approaches work to help get people deprogrammed. One of these is to show the hypnotized women how the rest of the world looks at them and how impossibly zany the rest of the world views them. That’s not mocking them. This article is the least mocking it is a straight forward expose on the utter maniacial nature of this absolute imbecile who eats Pizza but starves his women. Who brands their public region but wants them to grow out their hair. At some point these women will see the joke is in them. But we are not the jokesters. Keith Raniere is playing a cruel joke on them. This then is not anything more than showing that Keith is mocking them. He is the jokester.
The Frank Report is Frank’s world. he deserves mucho cred for toppling a criminal enterprise that many law enforcement entities (likely purchased with Bronfman gelt) ignored or pussyfooted around for years. If it were not for Frank Report, many of the “victims” you speak of would still be being “victimized”. And Frank has been incredibly restrained considering he was forced to defend himself against bogus charges brought by a wealthy celebutard who is probably somewhere “on the spectrum” as they say in the trade.
Lets let the criminal process punish the criminals. Let the civil courts, and hopefully, friends and family, try to make the victims whole.
Frank, perhaps different approaches work on different women to deprogram them and hopefully you have some results based on which you are asserting this claim. However based on my knowledge of the curriculum and espians, your approach will only work to strengthen their own narrative and prevent those who are deep inside from seeing the truth, because it’s gets blurred by your style of writing.
Garlic has many benefits for consumpition btw…
https://readanddigest.com/uses-and-health-benefits-of-garlic/
Frank Parlato offers his “FR” brand in public for free. Keith Raniere offers his brand of “KR” in the pubic region and it “only” costs hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Frank, could you write a bit more about Jens Erik Gould and the Knife Media? They recently took down Nicki Clyne and Rosa Laura Junco off their website.