Reader Stan Griswald asks :
What font face is used for the branding? I would think an Ariel or Courier font would be too plebeian, too bourgeois.
Perhaps a strong serif lettering, bringing about shadows of the sweaty Roman Legions.
Is the branding done using match-light charcoal or an organic briquette?
The match-lite, while convenient and instant, may not appeal to the vegan sensibilities of some of the women who demand the organic route, which takes quite a long time and may force them to reconsider getting four hot letters jammed into their hip-theatre.
Vaseline is also an oil product, leaving the healing process somewhat mysterious. I demand further research and evidence.
The flammable component in easy light charcoal briquettes and petroleum jelly are not animal products, but based on petroleum. Neither would violate any vegan principles in any way.