Keith Raniere is not a hypochondriac

Reports of Keith Raniere claiming to have cancer again have NOT been confirmed.
On numerous occasions in the past, Mr. Raniere diagnosed himself as having cancer and the worst was feared.
While Mr. Raniere appears to be physically exhausted at present, there is no indication that he is, once again, facing cancer.
On one frightening occasion, he pointed to a mark on his neck and informed frightened followers that he was going to die.  Fortunately, he was able to either heal himself from cancer or perhaps it was not cancer.
It was later ascertained that the mark on his neck was a mole. It is not known whether he converted a cancerous growth into a mole or whether it was always a mole.
He also had repeated bouts of low blood sugar and said he was at death’s door, according to numerous eye witnesses.
In the early days of ESP, he would heal himself from near comatose states by having Pam Cafritz drive to Taco Pronto on Western Ave. and return with a large, extra hot burrito to elevate his blood sugar. If one burrito was insufficient, Mr. Raniere would requisition Miss Cafritz’s burrito which was good for her as he was guiding her on a low calorie diet.
After Taco Pronto went out of business, other Mexican burrito remedies were employed to assist Mr. Raniere to recover from his afflictions.
Mr. Raniere, because of his low blood sugar, informed disciples that “when he needs to eat, he needs to eat.”
He also explained he had heart ailments that could take his life away at any moment.
If a woman strayed from him and bedded another man, that alone could kill him.
He would lay on the couch and explain he was about to leave the earthly sphere. His frightened women would then massage his feet or feed him by hand when he was ailing, which at times, was for months at a stretch.
He never missed any meals, thankfully. He also carried protein bars with him to ensure he got the proper intake of calories.
In explanation of his eating more than the women he has placed on restricted diets, he said he was eating not only for himself but eating to consume the karmic debts of students.
He eats for the welfare of the women, he has said.
Many times, he said, it was his students who were causing his ailments and when they were particularly defiant, they were literally killing him.
“If you are going to dance with the devil you have to wear asbestos pants,” Mr. Raniere said.
This explains why he had to eat more than the women. He was fighting like the devil for his students.
Mr. Raniere’s claim that he does not need to sleep also has much to do with his health ailments, some sources say.
While people have called his claim about sleeping only three hours a night a total fabrication, some of his his followers say that when it appears he’s asleep, he’s actually in deep meditation or thinking deeply.
He has said he does his best thinking in a dark room on a bed or futon with his head on a pillow. In this relaxed state, he can ponder the pressing issues of his students. He does this sometimes for eight to 10 hours at a stretch.
He often appears physically exhausted from taking care of the needs of many women.
His condition of Erectile Dysfunction (ED), which many of his harem have recently complained about, also does not indicate prostate cancer but rather could be a mere case of spermatorrhoea, a condition of excessive, involuntary ejaculation caused by his selfless service to his female students.  And his usual go-to cure for his ED – i.e., bringing in a new batch of young, nubile slave-women – just doesn’t seem to be working any more.

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  • Virtually everything about Keith is a lie we all think. He doesn’t have a photographic memory as he barely remembered many of our names, those of us who spent decent time in Albany. He’s not a genius. He doesn’t seem to be a vegetarian as rumors of him eating meat have circulated for a long time and his body doesn’t suggest him being a vegetarian. He is however in control of a large fortune and likely about to get some deeds to some houses through DOS.

    I hope I’m not cockblocking Keith by saying that but can you even cock block a guy with a 3 inch cock? It probably barely penetrates. Sorry. Had to. Most of the organization (I would guess about 70%) has turned on Keith, Nancy, Lauren, everyone.

    A lot of the men still in SOP are having a crisis of conscience but are too scared to leave I’m hearing. Ironic that a group called The Society of Protectors is currently run by a bunch of punk ass weaklings. If the earth was ever invaded and we all had to fight, they’d probably be the first to be in a fetal position crying and peeing themselves while losing all control of their bowels. They could actually stand up to what’s happening but instead they are paying their monthly fees to sit around and do nothing and talk about nothing. It really is the lamest course on the planet. I was enrolled for a couple years then figured my time would be better spent staring at a white wall or riding random elevators up and down over and over. A lot of these guys got into the course with feeble minds and probably never evolved. I’ll never get those two years back where I could have been lighting my arm on fire or punching myself in the head – both better pursuits than SOP.

    The Mexicans are now starting to find out what’s going on and let me tell you, Lucifer himself wouldn’t mess with some of the people these guys are connected to. Some of the Mexican women in DOS are connected to, erm, how do I say this lightly, some bad ass motherfuckers. And I know these guys aren’t happy that that their relatives were branded. Money won’t stop these guys if they act.

    The crazy thing to all of this is it seems that SOP created misogynistic men who might accept what Keith is doing based on those teachings. While Jness created women who lose their sense of intuition and become weaker for it. Both of which play into what Keith seems to have wanted – the ultimate bachelor/bro lifestyle. And Keith looks like the bro that never grew up. Peter Pan Bro if you will but an evil Peter Pan. Not the nice, androgynous one in tights from the movies who sings songs.

    Nancy who just found out about DOS could play the hero here and take the company down but she won’t. The other women who are still in seem to be brainwashed or fearful to get out because of collateral. Imagine a mother who doesn’t do anything when her family gets branded. Potential candidate for Mother of the Year in Hell? She has my vote.

    There are a lot of people who for years knew of illegal or unethical business practices but did zilch. The stories are fantastical and amazing. Authorities are often useless unless a lot of people complain. Especially people who knew what happened. On the plus side I know of five people who have real info who are talking to some interesting, high level people.

    There’s so much more but I have to go slam my head against a wall to figure out how I got conned and how Keith got my ex GF in DOS. By the way, don’t think that outs me. There’s likely over 100 women in DOS we suspect.

    Until next time. Uncle Luciferian out.

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Frank Parlato is an investigative journalist.

His work has been cited in hundreds of news outlets, like The New York Times, The Daily Mail, VICE News, CBS News, Fox News, New York Post, New York Daily News, Oxygen, Rolling Stone, People Magazine, The Sun, The Times of London, CBS Inside Edition, among many others in all five continents.

His work to expose and take down NXIVM is featured in books like “Captive” by Catherine Oxenberg, “Scarred” by Sarah Edmonson, “The Program” by Toni Natalie, and “NXIVM. La Secta Que Sedujo al Poder en México” by Juan Alberto Vasquez.

Parlato has been prominently featured on HBO’s docuseries “The Vow” and was the lead investigator and coordinating producer for Investigation Discovery’s “The Lost Women of NXIVM.” Parlato was also credited in the Starz docuseries "Seduced" for saving 'slave' women from being branded and escaping the sex-slave cult known as DOS.

Additionally, Parlato’s coverage of the group OneTaste, starting in 2018, helped spark an FBI investigation, which led to indictments of two of its leaders in 2023.

Parlato appeared on the Nancy Grace Show, Beyond the Headlines with Gretchen Carlson, Dr. Oz, American Greed, Dateline NBC, and NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt, where Parlato conducted the first-ever interview with Keith Raniere after his arrest. This was ironic, as many credit Parlato as one of the primary architects of his arrest and the cratering of the cult he founded.

Parlato is a consulting producer and appears in TNT's The Heiress and the Sex Cult, which premiered on May 22, 2022. Most recently, he consulted and appeared on Tubi's "Branded and Brainwashed: Inside NXIVM," which aired January, 2023.

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